Monday, June 09, 2008

Hopey McChange Loves It When Balls Are In His Face

Ja Creature

1. Standard Cap #4,038 "Swing your partner, dosey do, Amerikkka has got to go..."

2. "... and then get me some french fried taters, mmmm-hrrrmmmmmm." Hussein thought he was hiring James Carville for campaign advice, but it turned out to be the retard from Slingblade. No one in the campaign or the MSM seemed to notice.

3. "Derrrr... me like hope and change and stuff... derrrr...." Hussein was just a bit lost without his TelePrompter.

4. "These microphones smell worse than Gavin Newsom's ass... or, exactly the same, come to think of it."

5. "Hey, Michelle, I found your marital aid!"

Wicked Best of Jack Reacher
..dat ol' man river,
he just keeps rollin' a----long...

Best of Rodney Dill
...and I live in a donor paid for mansion, down by the river.

Best of Army of Dad
I would like to thank all of you for coming, I know how hard it is to get here from all 57 states with gas prices like this.

Best of duke of red
"Jaqueline Morris, COME ON DOOOWWWWNNNN!!!"

Best of Silhouette
He was just playing around with the sound system, but suddenly, the dad of every boy named Luke looked at their wives with suspicion.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Pardon me while I whip this out."
C'mon, you guys are slipping!

Best of Two Dogs
While Barry was practicing his Sammy Davis Jr. impression to sucker in the Jews, the pistol flew clean out of his hand.
(Yes, I know that no one will get that one, but the hatred is blinding me.)

Best of Jack Reacher
"On behalf of Dawn, I'm proud to announce the opening of the 4,327th Old Navy Store! Cut the ribbon, please!"

Best of Chrees
"These are not the microphones I knew!"

Best of sonicfrog
Well, if his technique is actually as good as it looks, he's got my vote!!!!

Best of prince of leaves
Obama won the Creative Belching Forum's annual contest with his breathtaking burp-recitation of the entire "Communist Manifesto".

Best of R. Bateman aka Pendark
And while The Bat Man is busy trying to save the people from the bomb, I'll release the Super virus into the bay, contaminating the entire water supply!

Best of Adjustah
"How did I get here? Seriously, I have no idea..."

Best of mega
Though it seemed like overkill, the truth is that Lightworkers always get two mics. One to record the words, and the other to record the harmonic vibrations of the Lightworker's inner aura.

43 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

...and we got trouble,
right here in river city...

Rodney Dill said...

...and I live in a donor paid for mansion, down by the river.

Army of Dad said...

Well I know Hillary can take both of these, but I am the only one who can do it orally!

Army of Dad said...

I would like to thank all of you for coming, I know how hard it is to get here from all 57 states with gas prices like this.

Army of Dad said...

"OOOO-klahoma"

Fox News debate format changed to more closely resemble American Idol

Jack Reacher said...

"A new car!" Obama practices for his role as announcer on The Price Is Right.

Jack Reacher said...

"G-37, G-37..."

Jack Reacher said...

"C-c-c-c-cop killer..."

curly said...

“Deh’s umm, Michelle Obama pissed off, Michelle Obama the victim of whites, Michelle Obama the race baiter, the never-been-proud Michelle Obama, Michelle Obama with Reverend Wright, Michelle Obama with Bill Ayers, Michelle Obama with Michelle Obama…”

curly said...

Mr. Gorbachev, put up this wall!

curly said...

Thanks to Obama, we can now listen to the Call to Prayer while reading the Ebonics translation!

curly said...

“We don't need no stinking lapel pins!"

duke of red said...

"I know everthang dere is to know about the shrimpin' bidness."

duke of red said...

"Jaqueline Morris, COME ON DOOOWWWWNNNN!!!"

duke of red said...

"Aarrrr-rrrr"

Obama did a horrible pirate imitation. Unless you consider his policies of Pillage, Sack, Plunder and Rape. Then he was actually quite good.

curly said...

Help Obama pick a new campaign slogan and win a free MP3 player!

1. Change we can relieve in.
2. Change we can deceive in.
3. Mange we can believe in.
4. Derange we can believe in.

curly said...

♪ Well the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
♫ Of a man named Barack Hussien Obama.

Jay Guevara said...

"What am I bid for this fine young white buck?"

Jay Guevara said...

"I'm going to force you to leave your comfort zones. Especially that mofo over there!"

Jay Guevara said...

"All right, wise ass, I dare you to say that to Michelle!"

"All right, just for that, you will not be saved!"

Silhouette said...

"Because ties are a symbol of evil Western civilization, and if the "no tie" look is good enough for Ahmadinejad and Abbas, it's good enough for me."

Silhouette said...

He was just playing around with the sound system, but suddenly, the dad of every boy named Luke looked at their wives with suspicion.

Jay Guevara said...

"Thank you, brother, for that 'Amen'."

Jay Guevara said...

"Pardon me while I whip this out."

C'mon, you guys are slipping!

Two Dogs said...

While Barry was practicing his Sammy Davis Jr. impression to sucker in the Jews, the pistol flew clean out of his hand.

(Yes, I know that no one will get that one, but the hatred is blinding me.)

Jack Reacher said...

..dat ol' man river,
he just keeps rollin' a----long...

Jack Reacher said...

"On behalf of Dawn, I'm proud to announce the opening of the 4,327th Old Navy Store! Cut the ribbon, please!"

mpur said...

I'd walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
My Mammy!

jeff said...

Barak takes third place in the "Tarzan Howl" contest.

Anonymous said...

Why did I make that suckers bet with Hillary? Now I have to go down on two of these just like she made Bill do, and look what he's turned into!

Chrees said...

"These are not the microphones I know!"

sonicfrog said...

Well, if his technique is actually as good as it looks, he's got my vote!!!!

prince of leaves said...

Obama won the Creative Belching Forum's annual contest with his breathtaking burp-recitation of the entire "Communist Manifesto".

prince of leaves said...

"I am...a little...tea...pot...short...and stout..."

(Gah - if I have to listen to his pompous, halting, hyperenunciated oratory for four years, my brain's gonna melt.)

R. Bateman aka Pendark said...

And while The Bat Man is busy trying to save the people from the bomb, I'll release the Super virus into the bay, contaminating the entire water supply!

shoechick said...

Standard cap #290:

KHHHAAAAAAAAAAAN

Adjustah said...

"How did I get here? Seriously, I have no idea..."

Anonymous said...

Me and my possie be gettin' ready to run a Sting down on 'da Man...den it sho 'nuff bes pay-back time... and we movin' on up ........

Chrees said...

♪The wheels on the bus go round and round♪

mega said...

Upon finding out his wife just said "I f**kin' hate this motherf***kin' loser country" live on CNN, Obama explains, "And - the thing is - what the deal is, is, are we supposed to check to see if every single person I have a relationship - you know, contact - with, is, uhm - is not saying what the people in Washington, the powerful lobbyists, say they shouldn't say, and I just think we have to move beyond that, uhm, the partisan bickering. Change."

mega said...

"Change. Hope. Changey hope. Hopey Change!!!!" Another bra came flying onto the stage, and three more people fainted. He was more than a man. He was a god.

mega said...

Though it seemed like overkill, the truth is that Lightworkers always get two mics. One to record the words, and the other to record the harmonic vibrations of the Lightworker's inner aura.

mega said...

With over 9,000 Europeans admitting to rubbing one out to this photo, it was clear that Obama had become a global phenomenon.