Ja Creature
1. Standard Cap #4,038 "Swing your partner, dosey do, Amerikkka has got to go..."
2. "... and then get me some french fried taters, mmmm-hrrrmmmmmm." Hussein thought he was hiring James Carville for campaign advice, but it turned out to be the retard from Slingblade. No one in the campaign or the MSM seemed to notice.
3. "Derrrr... me like hope and change and stuff... derrrr...." Hussein was just a bit lost without his TelePrompter.
4. "These microphones smell worse than Gavin Newsom's ass... or, exactly the same, come to think of it."
5. "Hey, Michelle, I found your marital aid!"
Wicked Best of Jack Reacher
..dat ol' man river,
he just keeps rollin' a----long...
Best of Rodney Dill
...and I live in a donor paid for mansion, down by the river.
Best of Army of Dad
I would like to thank all of you for coming, I know how hard it is to get here from all 57 states with gas prices like this.
Best of duke of red
"Jaqueline Morris, COME ON DOOOWWWWNNNN!!!"
Best of Silhouette
He was just playing around with the sound system, but suddenly, the dad of every boy named Luke looked at their wives with suspicion.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Pardon me while I whip this out."
C'mon, you guys are slipping!
Best of Two Dogs
While Barry was practicing his Sammy Davis Jr. impression to sucker in the Jews, the pistol flew clean out of his hand.
(Yes, I know that no one will get that one, but the hatred is blinding me.)
Best of Jack Reacher
"On behalf of Dawn, I'm proud to announce the opening of the 4,327th Old Navy Store! Cut the ribbon, please!"
Best of Chrees
"These are not the microphones I knew!"
Best of sonicfrog
Well, if his technique is actually as good as it looks, he's got my vote!!!!
Best of prince of leaves
Obama won the Creative Belching Forum's annual contest with his breathtaking burp-recitation of the entire "Communist Manifesto".
Best of R. Bateman aka Pendark
And while The Bat Man is busy trying to save the people from the bomb, I'll release the Super virus into the bay, contaminating the entire water supply!
Best of Adjustah
"How did I get here? Seriously, I have no idea..."
Best of mega
Though it seemed like overkill, the truth is that Lightworkers always get two mics. One to record the words, and the other to record the harmonic vibrations of the Lightworker's inner aura.
43 comments:
...and we got trouble,
right here in river city...
...and I live in a donor paid for mansion, down by the river.
Well I know Hillary can take both of these, but I am the only one who can do it orally!
I would like to thank all of you for coming, I know how hard it is to get here from all 57 states with gas prices like this.
"OOOO-klahoma"
Fox News debate format changed to more closely resemble American Idol
"A new car!" Obama practices for his role as announcer on The Price Is Right.
"G-37, G-37..."
"C-c-c-c-cop killer..."
“Deh’s umm, Michelle Obama pissed off, Michelle Obama the victim of whites, Michelle Obama the race baiter, the never-been-proud Michelle Obama, Michelle Obama with Reverend Wright, Michelle Obama with Bill Ayers, Michelle Obama with Michelle Obama…”
Mr. Gorbachev, put up this wall!
Thanks to Obama, we can now listen to the Call to Prayer while reading the Ebonics translation!
“We don't need no stinking lapel pins!"
"I know everthang dere is to know about the shrimpin' bidness."
"Jaqueline Morris, COME ON DOOOWWWWNNNN!!!"
"Aarrrr-rrrr"
Obama did a horrible pirate imitation. Unless you consider his policies of Pillage, Sack, Plunder and Rape. Then he was actually quite good.
Help Obama pick a new campaign slogan and win a free MP3 player!
1. Change we can relieve in.
2. Change we can deceive in.
3. Mange we can believe in.
4. Derange we can believe in.
♪ Well the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
♫ Of a man named Barack Hussien Obama.
"What am I bid for this fine young white buck?"
"I'm going to force you to leave your comfort zones. Especially that mofo over there!"
"All right, wise ass, I dare you to say that to Michelle!"
"All right, just for that, you will not be saved!"
"Because ties are a symbol of evil Western civilization, and if the "no tie" look is good enough for Ahmadinejad and Abbas, it's good enough for me."
He was just playing around with the sound system, but suddenly, the dad of every boy named Luke looked at their wives with suspicion.
"Thank you, brother, for that 'Amen'."
"Pardon me while I whip this out."
C'mon, you guys are slipping!
While Barry was practicing his Sammy Davis Jr. impression to sucker in the Jews, the pistol flew clean out of his hand.
(Yes, I know that no one will get that one, but the hatred is blinding me.)
..dat ol' man river,
he just keeps rollin' a----long...
"On behalf of Dawn, I'm proud to announce the opening of the 4,327th Old Navy Store! Cut the ribbon, please!"
I'd walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
My Mammy!
Barak takes third place in the "Tarzan Howl" contest.
Why did I make that suckers bet with Hillary? Now I have to go down on two of these just like she made Bill do, and look what he's turned into!
"These are not the microphones I know!"
Well, if his technique is actually as good as it looks, he's got my vote!!!!
Obama won the Creative Belching Forum's annual contest with his breathtaking burp-recitation of the entire "Communist Manifesto".
"I am...a little...tea...pot...short...and stout..."
(Gah - if I have to listen to his pompous, halting, hyperenunciated oratory for four years, my brain's gonna melt.)
And while The Bat Man is busy trying to save the people from the bomb, I'll release the Super virus into the bay, contaminating the entire water supply!
Standard cap #290:
KHHHAAAAAAAAAAAN
"How did I get here? Seriously, I have no idea..."
Me and my possie be gettin' ready to run a Sting down on 'da Man...den it sho 'nuff bes pay-back time... and we movin' on up ........
♪The wheels on the bus go round and round♪
Upon finding out his wife just said "I f**kin' hate this motherf***kin' loser country" live on CNN, Obama explains, "And - the thing is - what the deal is, is, are we supposed to check to see if every single person I have a relationship - you know, contact - with, is, uhm - is not saying what the people in Washington, the powerful lobbyists, say they shouldn't say, and I just think we have to move beyond that, uhm, the partisan bickering. Change."
"Change. Hope. Changey hope. Hopey Change!!!!" Another bra came flying onto the stage, and three more people fainted. He was more than a man. He was a god.
Though it seemed like overkill, the truth is that Lightworkers always get two mics. One to record the words, and the other to record the harmonic vibrations of the Lightworker's inner aura.
With over 9,000 Europeans admitting to rubbing one out to this photo, it was clear that Obama had become a global phenomenon.
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