Brender
1. In a desperate bid for one more tour, Spinal Tap converts to Islam. "Smell the Chains" is the album that results.
2. "I don't see bleeding!" Obama urges his supporters to flagellate harder.
3. The "Borg Assimilation" Special Effects in YouTube Star Trek Fan productions are especially pitiful.
4. Helen Thomas gets a facial.
5. How to speak Robot Pr0n: "Fluffer."
Best of Double the U
Doc, it hurts when I do this.
Best of Silhouette
Still looks less painful than the Epilady.
Best of The Man
Hold on, I think I see God...no that is my bleeding eyelids...
Best of mpur
No seriously, he was just cleaning it when it went off in face.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I'm Mr.Scary Chian-Face Man!... Now gimme someadat candy!"
Best of prince of leaves
After the photo appeared in the "Holiday" section of every paper in Iran, Mahmud's employers realized who had been stealing the company's paperclips.
Best of Chrees
The ultimate source of Rage Boy's anger--his bike chain was stolen.
Best of Dwight
The Dubai chapter of the Clay Aiken fan club imitates their hero. Unfortunately the Farsi translation of the word "balls" is a bit tricky.
49 comments:
Doc, it hurts when I do this.
Another immigrant misunderstands American slang. Here we see Ahmed try "chain smoking."
Still looks less painful than the Epilady.
Hold on, I think I see God...no that is my bleeding eyelids...
So is "chains we can believe in" too obvious?
No seriously, he was just cleaning it when it went off in face.
"AKIRA!!!"
Double the U said...
Doc, it hurts when I do this.
It may be the crantini talking, but that f-ing cracked me up! ;)
THAT NOT B EPIC FLAIL, THAT B FLAIL FAIL.
*Bad puns for the win!
Extreme piercing, dude!
In Iran, when they mace you, it means something different.
"I'm Mr.Scary Chian-Face Man!... Now gimme someadat candy!"
"Gesundheit."
"I will flail my face until my demand is met... Mainly, that Saturday Night Live be funny again."
"We talked to audience members who had just seen M. Night Shymalan's The Happening to ask their opinions about the movie..."
That's a damn shame, too... "Unbreakable" and "The Sixth Sense are two of my faves
The most common answer to "What do you think about the presidential nomineees?"
G*d damn, hypnotic suggestions can be entertaining...
Ghetto botox.
♫ I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU, OH OH OH OH
WHAT HIJACKED MY WORLD THAT NIGHT
TO A PLACE IN THE PAST
WE'VE BEEN CAST OUT OF? OH OH OH OH
NOW WE'RE BACK IN THE FIGHT
WE'RE BACK ON THE TRAIN
OH, BACK ON THE CHAIN GANG... ♫
♫ Chain, chain chain,
Chain of fools ♫
"[sniff] [sniff] Aw man, this thing wasn't cleaned from last year! I tellya, that's the *last* time I go to Abu Achmed's Discount Ashoura Rent-a-Flail!"
Believe it or not, this isn't from Iran -- it's a scene from the ongoing tree-sit protest in Berkeley.
[clueless moral equivalence]
I don't see the problem here. Slapping yourself in the face with spiked chains is just as ostentatious a public display of 'religiosity' as an Evangelical quietly saying grace in a restaurant.
[/clueless moral equivalence]
"That V the K is a sick [intercourse]. Sick, sick, sick. Presenting himself as some kind of holier-than-thou do-gooder Christian. He's such a sick [intercourse]. Sick, sick, sick. Pictures of tits and animals having sex on his blog. Sick, sick, sick. What a sick [intercourse]. .... (Hey, I think I kind of like this. I wonder if I'm going to show up on V the K's blog now?)" The Anonymous Troll stands revealed!
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...
"AKIRA!!!"
Double the U said...
Doc, it hurts when I do this.
It may be the crantini talking, but that f-ing cracked me up! ;)
2:55 AM
It's not the crantini talking. I second that cracking up.
After the photo appeared in the "Holiday" section of every paper in Iran, Mahmud's employers realized who had been stealing the company's paperclips.
The search for Obama's VP candidate grew increasingly desperate each passing day.
Chain smoking is unglamorous.
Muslim proselytizing was a huge hit at the Folsom Street Fair.
“…and after your visit to Krustyland, be sure to stop by Allah Akbar Alley, home of the ‘Death To Amerikkka’ marching band.”
“Sorry Michelle Obama, but the US of KKK is not nearly mean enough.”
I’m not saying Abdrool is down on Amerikkka or anything, but he does make Michelle Obama look like Betsy Roth.
wf: uzwbma -- Uzi Wobama?
“Chain mail” means something else entirely in Krapistan.
Anonymous, your prom date is here.
Anonymous troll says:
1. Whatta shocker, I have that outfit!
2. Holy [intercourse] Batman! The [intercourse]ing Chains We Can Believe In are attacking that poor [intercourse]er’s face!
3. That’s no way to slit throats, you stupid [intercourse].
4. Burka? Damn near killed ‘a.
The ultimate source of Rage Boy's anger--his bike chain was stolen.
Swing those chains round and round,
smack your face, don't you frown.
Iranian square dancing really took off.
I know...if I...Ow!...flail my...OW!...face...the Americans...OW!...will listen to me....OW!!..Wait...come back...listen to me!!! OW!!!
Easter vigil in Bagdad was a bit different...
Sadly, this was one Islamic protest that didn't end in a bang.
"Sorry V - we've probably both been fatwah'd again..."
Whoa - Cat Stevens has really gotten hard on himiself!
DRUDGEBREAKING:
Punishment at V. da K.'s "Cap This!" have taken a drastic turn for first-time pun offenders.
Developing...
Thought bubble; "Take this for that smelly pirate hooker during Bombadam! And this! And this! And..."
CHAIN MAIL - UR DOIN IT WRONG
ow my eye, there's something in my eye!
EPIC FAIL??
INVISIBLE FLY
Taste the Flavor!
Federal restrictions on cigarette advertising were getting more and more onerous, but then the Ad team at Phillip Morris just gave up altogether.
The Dubai chapter of the Clay Aiken fan club imitates their hero. Unfortunately the Farsi translation of the word "balls" is a bit tricky.
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