Saturday, June 21, 2008

Hope and Chains

Brender


1. In a desperate bid for one more tour, Spinal Tap converts to Islam. "Smell the Chains" is the album that results.

2. "I don't see bleeding!" Obama urges his supporters to flagellate harder.

3. The "Borg Assimilation" Special Effects in YouTube Star Trek Fan productions are especially pitiful.

4. Helen Thomas gets a facial.

5. How to speak Robot Pr0n: "Fluffer."

Best of Double the U
Doc, it hurts when I do this.

Best of Silhouette
Still looks less painful than the Epilady.

Best of The Man
Hold on, I think I see God...no that is my bleeding eyelids...

Best of mpur
No seriously, he was just cleaning it when it went off in face.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I'm Mr.Scary Chian-Face Man!... Now gimme someadat candy!"

Best of prince of leaves
After the photo appeared in the "Holiday" section of every paper in Iran, Mahmud's employers realized who had been stealing the company's paperclips.

Best of Chrees
The ultimate source of Rage Boy's anger--his bike chain was stolen.

Best of Dwight
The Dubai chapter of the Clay Aiken fan club imitates their hero. Unfortunately the Farsi translation of the word "balls" is a bit tricky.

49 comments:

Double the U said...

Doc, it hurts when I do this.

Silhouette said...

Another immigrant misunderstands American slang. Here we see Ahmed try "chain smoking."

Silhouette said...

Still looks less painful than the Epilady.

The Man said...

Hold on, I think I see God...no that is my bleeding eyelids...

mpur said...

So is "chains we can believe in" too obvious?

mpur said...

No seriously, he was just cleaning it when it went off in face.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"AKIRA!!!"

Double the U said...
Doc, it hurts when I do this.


It may be the crantini talking, but that f-ing cracked me up! ;)

Anonymous said...

THAT NOT B EPIC FLAIL, THAT B FLAIL FAIL.

*Bad puns for the win!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Extreme piercing, dude!

Son Of The Godfather said...

In Iran, when they mace you, it means something different.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'm Mr.Scary Chian-Face Man!... Now gimme someadat candy!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Gesundheit."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I will flail my face until my demand is met... Mainly, that Saturday Night Live be funny again."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We talked to audience members who had just seen M. Night Shymalan's The Happening to ask their opinions about the movie..."

That's a damn shame, too... "Unbreakable" and "The Sixth Sense are two of my faves

Son Of The Godfather said...

The most common answer to "What do you think about the presidential nomineees?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

G*d damn, hypnotic suggestions can be entertaining...

mpur said...

Ghetto botox.

sonicfrog said...

♫ I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU, OH OH OH OH
WHAT HIJACKED MY WORLD THAT NIGHT
TO A PLACE IN THE PAST
WE'VE BEEN CAST OUT OF? OH OH OH OH
NOW WE'RE BACK IN THE FIGHT
WE'RE BACK ON THE TRAIN
OH, BACK ON THE CHAIN GANG... ♫

attmay said...

♫ Chain, chain chain,
Chain of fools ♫

prince of leaves said...

"[sniff] [sniff] Aw man, this thing wasn't cleaned from last year! I tellya, that's the *last* time I go to Abu Achmed's Discount Ashoura Rent-a-Flail!"

prrince of leaves said...

Believe it or not, this isn't from Iran -- it's a scene from the ongoing tree-sit protest in Berkeley.

prince of leaves said...

[clueless moral equivalence]
I don't see the problem here. Slapping yourself in the face with spiked chains is just as ostentatious a public display of 'religiosity' as an Evangelical quietly saying grace in a restaurant.
[/clueless moral equivalence]

Kaptain Krude said...

"That V the K is a sick [intercourse]. Sick, sick, sick. Presenting himself as some kind of holier-than-thou do-gooder Christian. He's such a sick [intercourse]. Sick, sick, sick. Pictures of tits and animals having sex on his blog. Sick, sick, sick. What a sick [intercourse]. .... (Hey, I think I kind of like this. I wonder if I'm going to show up on V the K's blog now?)" The Anonymous Troll stands revealed!

Kaptain Krude said...

Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

"AKIRA!!!"

Double the U said...
Doc, it hurts when I do this.

It may be the crantini talking, but that f-ing cracked me up! ;)

2:55 AM


It's not the crantini talking. I second that cracking up.

prince of leaves said...

After the photo appeared in the "Holiday" section of every paper in Iran, Mahmud's employers realized who had been stealing the company's paperclips.

Dan said...

The search for Obama's VP candidate grew increasingly desperate each passing day.

curly said...

Chain smoking is unglamorous.

curly said...

Muslim proselytizing was a huge hit at the Folsom Street Fair.

curly said...

“…and after your visit to Krustyland, be sure to stop by Allah Akbar Alley, home of the ‘Death To Amerikkka’ marching band.”

curly said...

“Sorry Michelle Obama, but the US of KKK is not nearly mean enough.”

curly said...

I’m not saying Abdrool is down on Amerikkka or anything, but he does make Michelle Obama look like Betsy Roth.

wf: uzwbma -- Uzi Wobama?

curly said...

“Chain mail” means something else entirely in Krapistan.

curly said...

Anonymous, your prom date is here.

curly said...

Anonymous troll says:

1. Whatta shocker, I have that outfit!
2. Holy [intercourse] Batman! The [intercourse]ing Chains We Can Believe In are attacking that poor [intercourse]er’s face!
3. That’s no way to slit throats, you stupid [intercourse].
4. Burka? Damn near killed ‘a.

Chrees said...

The ultimate source of Rage Boy's anger--his bike chain was stolen.

Double the U said...

Swing those chains round and round,
smack your face, don't you frown.

Iranian square dancing really took off.

R. Bateman said...

I know...if I...Ow!...flail my...OW!...face...the Americans...OW!...will listen to me....OW!!..Wait...come back...listen to me!!! OW!!!

Submariner said...

Easter vigil in Bagdad was a bit different...

Submariner said...

Sadly, this was one Islamic protest that didn't end in a bang.



"Sorry V - we've probably both been fatwah'd again..."

Submariner said...

Whoa - Cat Stevens has really gotten hard on himiself!

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

Punishment at V. da K.'s "Cap This!" have taken a drastic turn for first-time pun offenders.

Developing...

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Take this for that smelly pirate hooker during Bombadam! And this! And this! And..."

Submariner said...

CHAIN MAIL - UR DOIN IT WRONG

Tim said...

ow my eye, there's something in my eye!

Tim said...

EPIC FAIL??

Tim said...

INVISIBLE FLY

Tim said...

Taste the Flavor!

Dwight said...

Federal restrictions on cigarette advertising were getting more and more onerous, but then the Ad team at Phillip Morris just gave up altogether.

Dwight said...

The Dubai chapter of the Clay Aiken fan club imitates their hero. Unfortunately the Farsi translation of the word "balls" is a bit tricky.