1. "See! The Bushitler Torture Regime's Death Cubicles can barely accommodate my wide stance."
2. easyJet's new passenger lounges left something to be desired.
3. "And you will stay in Camp Jeremiah Wright until you recant your heresies against the Obamassiah!"
4. "I don't mind the chains and shackles, but I wish they'd get rid of that damn trumpet player."
5. Mel Gibson was shocked to find himself in prison. "I thought 'sugar tits' was a compliment!"
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Larry Craig, why have you forsaken me.
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While the weather was an improvement, all in all Dave wished he hadn't been caught smoking in Mayor Bloomberg's New York.
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The Headless Horseman was finally captured and thrown into Gitmo for terrorizing Sleepy Hollow.
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New Kohler ad where a house is built around a stainless steel toilet-sink combo.
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Speaking truth to power. Or maybe just gibberish to a wanking audience.
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I begged him to wear a condom! I BEGGED him! I wonder who else he's infected.
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I'm sorry about Mr. Miyagi, but I just couldn't take one more "Daniel-san - wax on; wax off!"
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What really happened to the kid who wouldn't get off Senator McCain's lawn.
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Larry Craig, why have you forsaken me.
It's amazing what $2,500 a month in rent will get you in the East Village these days.
He should "Gitmo" fiber.
It's o.k. that he's crapping in there... That piece of paper is an evacuation notice.
Aiden tried to look "miserable" and "tortured", but the truth was, this room was a vast improvement on living in his mom's unfinished basement.
The walk-in closets provided to gitmo detainees were spacious and airy, with beautiful views of the ocean.
Under the Obama regime, penal colonies for those accused of conservative thoughtcrimes spread even to Obama's home state of Hawaii, recently renamed New Iran.
While the weather was an improvement, all in all Dave wished he hadn't been caught smoking in Mayor Bloomberg's New York.
The Headless Horseman was finally captured and thrown into Gitmo for terrorizing Sleepy Hollow.
Obama claims he was just trying to make fashion statement by wearing an orange prison jumpsuit onto the plane. It took 3 weeks for him to get word to his handlers that he'd be late to the next Unity sing-a-thon. Who says TSA doesn't have a sense of humor?
Next, Amnesty International will righteously protest human rights violations in a country where they actually occur, like Iran. Right after Michael Moore sprouts wings and flies to the moon.
Peter regrets referring to his younger brother David as "smelly."
2009: "All I said was, 'George Bush wasn't all bad.'"
or
"All I said was, 'Perhaps he's not the Messiah.'"
"If I were just a little more limber, this confinement wouldn't be so bad."
The protestors took some license with their mockup of a "typical Gitmo detention cell". Like, leaving out the healthy meals and snacks, ethnically-appropriate clothing accessories, free copies of the Koran, the big arrow on the ground pointing to Mecca, and the guards under orders to be excessively solicitous to the delicate religious sensibilities of the inmates when dealing with any of the above.
Cheer up, Achmed -- your friends on the left will soon have you transferred to a stateside prison, where you'll be getting *ass-raped* five times a day instead of the call to prayer.
Mohammed silently thanks Allah he is not living in a UN-run Palestinian refugee camp.
The latest way the NFL found to ensure players make it to game day.
Gitmo and PODs team up for more economical detention.
"Awe crap… surf and turf again!"
The new Porta-Box(tm) comes in a wide selection of colors and is an ideal place to place to store recalcitrant terrorists and moonbats.
Cubicle dwellers everywhere would love a box like this: more space, a window, and a door!
New Kohler ad where a house is built around a stainless steel toilet-sink combo.
Speaking truth to power. Or maybe just gibberish to a wanking audience.
Kobe begins to wonder how Shaq's ass really does taste.
Maximum security prison, Beverly Hills style.
I begged him to wear a condom! I BEGGED him! I wonder who else he's infected.
This traveling display seemed like a great idea until it arrived in Louisiana and the folks in FEMA trailers got a good look at the terrorists' accommodations. Then all hell broke loose.
We Can Hold A TruckLoad™ Brand - When Oops I Crapped My Pants™ brand just doesn't provide enough protection...
Him? He served bacon falafel in GITMO...
Boxer's plastic surgeon lives to rue the day he bought her botox supply at Sam's Club...
DNC Cap - "He asked."
RNC Cap - "He told."
I'm sorry about Mr. Miyagi, but I just couldn't take one more "Daniel-san - wax on; wax off!"
I TOLD you, SOTG - "Keep your paws off The Man's prom date." But would you listen? Noooooo...
Being seen in the orange jumpsuit isn't half as humiliating as having the guards see your shiny leopard-print acetate man-panties.
The latest craze in the moonbat community: Terrorist-In-A-Box.
Another Hillary supporter learns why it is not a good idea to threaten to vote for John McCain instead of jumping on the Obama bandwagon.
"All I said was 'Mr Gore, I don't think global warming is beyond debate.'"
What really happened to the kid who wouldn't get off Senator McCain's lawn.
Cris the republican finds out the hard war about the sacrifices President Obamessiah would force us to make.
"All I said was, 'What's the worst that could happen during an Obama presidency?'"
How President Obamessiah implemented the new Fairness Doctrine.
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