Saturday, June 28, 2008

"God made you special. Because there aren't very many little girls out there that have a penis."



1. ".... Well, there's you and Hillary Clinton. That's pretty much it."

2. "I'm six years old, I'm in complete denial of reality, and I demand that you cater to it... naturally, I'm a liberal Democrat."

3. "Hormones in the drinking water from too many flushed birth control pills? Now, come on, Billy, you know that's just an urban legend."

4. "Good news, Billy! We found a pair of child-size leather chaps at Barney Frank's yard sale. You'll be able to attend Folsom Street Fair after all!!"

5. Billy's parents thought his "transgender" fixation was cute right up until the moment it evolved into an Electra complex.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Honey, Miss Liebowitz is here for your photo shoot. Strip down and throw a sheet on."

Best of mpur
Introducing the Democrat Party presidential nominee of 2048.

Best of prince of leaves
Caption from the Future: Authorities today announced a shocking motive in the brutal slayings of the Jennings family by one of their own children...

Best of attmay
Yeah, I'd look embarrassed too if my parents forced me to wear such dreary earth tones. The 70s are over!

19 comments:

Double the U said...

You wait, this is what the Obama administration has in store for you. They will know what sex your child needs to be.

Jack Reacher said...

"Honey, Miss Liebowitz is here for your photo shoot. Strip down and throw a sheet on."

Chrees said...

I would say that therapy will help, but look what 30 years of it got Woody Allen.

Double the U said...

I would say that therapy will help, but look what 30 years of it got Woody Allen.

You mean fame fortune and a child bride?

Ricky Raccoon said...

Video analysis has confirmed that the child has managed to teach himself Morse code and is in fact blinking a message.

Double the U said...

I'm A Boy
(Pete Townshend)

One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl was called Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me, and I'm a boy

My name is JAZZ and I'm a headcase
They practice making up on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend ages taking hairpins from my hair

Chorus 1
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am I get it

Put your frock on Jean Marie
Plait your hair Felicity
Paint your nails, little Sally Joy
Put this wig on, little boy

Chorus 1

I wanna play cricket on the green
Ride my bike across the street
Cut myself and see my blood
I wanna come home all covered in mud

Chorus 2
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm__ a__ boy__

attmay said...

I CAN HAS SECKS CHAYNJ?

mpur said...

Introducing the Democrat Party presidential nominee of 2048.

Van Helsing said...

The family psychiatrist must have put his parents up to this. Little Jazz will be putting his kids through college.

mega said...

Helpful titled "Exhibit 1", in anticipation of 70 years of continuous litigation.

Gagdad Bob said...
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prince of leaves said...

See? This is what happens when the vitally important task of sexing is left to unprofessional amateurs. Hire *only* the skilled union professionals of the International Brotherhood of Human-Sexers (AFL-CIO) when having your newborn's gender determined!

prince of leaves said...

Caption from the Future: Authorities today announced a shocking motive in the brutal slayings of the Jennings family by one of their own children...

attmay said...

Yeah, I'd look embarrassed too if my parents forced me to wear such dreary earth tones. The 70s are over!

Submariner said...

No cap, just a comment. This is one sad, sad comment on the "we'll buy anything" ultra-left. As always, ending with the "How dare you judge us..." meme. My heart breaks for any child brought into one of these households, but especially for this one that appears to have been brainwashed since birth. Thank God the older son didn't buy into it also.

Army of Mom said...

Little Sally was distraught that her parents only brought her back this cheesey mermaid figurine from their trip to the Middle East. What she really wanted was one of Rachel Ray's jihadi chic keffiyeh.

Gagdad Bob said...

Sugar and spice and ev... AHHHHHHH! A puppy dog tail!!!

attmay said...

"Mommy, can I be turned into a mermaid for Christmas?"
"After we spent our life savings to indulge your Gender Identity Disorder fantasies? Fat chance, swish!"
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

divine miss m said...

ORA:

Jazz was well on his way to becoming a himonee, for which there ain't no English word.