Saturday, June 28, 2008
"God made you special. Because there aren't very many little girls out there that have a penis."
1. ".... Well, there's you and Hillary Clinton. That's pretty much it."
2. "I'm six years old, I'm in complete denial of reality, and I demand that you cater to it... naturally, I'm a liberal Democrat."
3. "Hormones in the drinking water from too many flushed birth control pills? Now, come on, Billy, you know that's just an urban legend."
4. "Good news, Billy! We found a pair of child-size leather chaps at Barney Frank's yard sale. You'll be able to attend Folsom Street Fair after all!!"
5. Billy's parents thought his "transgender" fixation was cute right up until the moment it evolved into an Electra complex.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Honey, Miss Liebowitz is here for your photo shoot. Strip down and throw a sheet on."
Best of mpur
Introducing the Democrat Party presidential nominee of 2048.
Best of prince of leaves
Caption from the Future: Authorities today announced a shocking motive in the brutal slayings of the Jennings family by one of their own children...
Best of attmay
Yeah, I'd look embarrassed too if my parents forced me to wear such dreary earth tones. The 70s are over!