From some Anonymous (natch) troll:
one more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian . the pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog reveal the deep sickness you truly possess and explain your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) you really are.
My reaction:
30 comments:
Are Puritans allowed to use the word (intercourse)?
I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian
Uhm, when might that have been?
(the smell of trolls tells you it's working!)
How can tits have sex with animals? Is that another Enumclaw thing, or what?
Nice pussy, too.
How are you covering up what a sick intercouse you really are if you are allowing tits and animals to have sex on your blog and then you are showing pictures of it? If you did show pictures of say tits and a dog having sex I would post a comment that said, "What a BoobDoggle" Ha-I'm so funny.
I don't get it. ;)
Okay, now we're heard from Goofus; what does Gallant say?
Oh good crimedy. Someone has its panties in a wad.
And, when did you steal my trolls? Dammit. That explains all the people getting over the bridge to my house. Gimme back my damn libtard, moonbat, tinfoil-hat wearing troll.
OK, V, you have this letter. Don't let success go to your head. Now you need to aim for the Big Time.
Derbyshire announced today on his Corner audio thing that he's been named to the Southern Poverty Law Centers enemies list (whatever they call it) - a certified hater.
Now *that's* something to shoot for.
*takes off furry suit* my god this simple statement has changed my life and allowed the holiness of the good word to enter my soul! no more shall I send pictures of such abominations to my dark master V the K, Nay I say from this day on I swear i will not fornicate with mascots, I will not forward pictures of such things for the greater whole to consume. Nay I am reformed!!!
...right after I finish this joint.
"what was i saying?"
We label this post:
Dawn Redux
only in a more DailyKOS-tard evangelical wannabe sort of way...
Ok...I know...its a Metro-sexual thing to do, but here it goes:
Miiiiidniiiiight...not a sound from the pavement....has the moon lost her memory...she is smiling alooooone...
the pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog reveal the deep sickness you truly possess
♫ No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Ow!
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Don't, do it!
No, you're hurting me!
Ow!
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off and die
Why can't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU!
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die!
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!
Get up, come get down with the sickness (3x)
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come get down with the sickness
you mother get up
come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness has now come over me!!! ♫
" . . . I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian . . . "
Listen to the man/woman/sentient being, V the K. Religious role playing in the bedroom is bad! So, put down the bishop costume. Putitdowwwwn.
Down With the Sickness - By Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine!!!
Yeah, most of you guys are sick, sick, sick. . . . and water is wet, too, in case Captain Obvious was a bit lost.
*I consider myself pretty conservative in Christian doctrine, and I could leave, but I'd rather interact and think I'm making a difference. Plus, I make the cleanest (as possible) dick jokes EVAH . . . do you know how HARD that is?!!!
You guys cheer me up; my dad died recently, and the humor helps.
*= 4th wall just went 'KABLOOEY'
I'd like to join the pummeling that you guys have laid down on this anonymous troll, but I don't think I can top any of it.
So, I'll just comment on the cat and say that that's the funniest LOL cat picture I've ever seen.
Carry on.
This is the place I come to for religious direction.
♫ The Catholic Boat...
It's gonna be heading on out today...
The Catholic Boat...
Time to throw all your cares away...
Get some hot Christian action that will take you... ♫
Jeeze, this person obviously hasn't read the Christian Bible:
Do-Do-Ron-On-Me, Chapt 11:12:13 yobs -
Thou shall present yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian, and ye must presenteth pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog, for thou possesseth a deep sickness, which lo, explaineth thous desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) thou really areth.
"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"
With my apologies to Pink Floyd
♪ The lunatic is on my blog;
The lunatics post on my blog;
They claim to be, holier than thou?
And every day the cappers post crappers by the thou. ♪
♪ And when the dam bursts, and Old Navy clothes your rear?
You shout 'bout morons but no one seems to hear?
If one o' the reg'lars starts spoofing on your rant?
Hang it up, cause care about you we can't. ♪
OH-OH-OOOOOOhhhhh-OH-ohh...
V the K's floor is fabulous.
Simple simon says put your hand in the air
everytime the them to rocky comes on the radio mr piddles lost control
c'mon, everyone, lets do that wave thing!
Rob me? how can you rob me? i have no pockets.
i cant contain myself! they cleaned the litterbox
a fifth of a second later, the cameraman lost his face
Demmit. I want trolls.
All I gots iz spamz. And very rarely, at that.
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