Divine Miss M
1. Like most gay decathloners, Lance was hoping for a "come from behind" victory.
2. Traditionally, the loser claws the winner's eyes out.
3. San Francisco got the Olympic Games in 2020. Human civilization collapsed a week later.
4. Long after it was too late, the side effects of Ritalin were finally understood.
5. The Gay Community found an innovative way to settle the 'Cher vs Britney' debate.
Best of Chrees
NASCAR attempts to branch out with "alternative" races. Pictured are Kasey Gayne and Kyle "Shaved" Bush. Kimmie Johnson and C&nt Bowyer were healthy.. .ummmm, scratches.
Best of mpur
Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama decide to settle the whole first lady thing once and for all.
Best of Rodney Dill
Edmund was nearly disqualified, but the incident with the sheep was reduced to just following too close.
Best of Double the U
So easy, even a caveman in drag can do it.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Aesop's New Fables: The Tortoise and the Whore
Best of shoechick
Leave it to a blonde to run a race with fishnet thigh highs on. I guess most blondes are used to their pantyhose ending up around their ankles.
Best of Silhouette
Standard cap #12: I don't know what it is, but I bet it is on Fox.
Best of GregMan
The remake of Chariots Of Fire by Ang Lee immediately won the Palm D'or at Cannes.
Best of Adjustah
This turned out to be the end of Slater and Screech's friendship.
Best of mega
Dee Snider's workout regimen was about to pay off, big time, and everyone knew it.
Best of R. Bateman aka Pendark
It took a while to catch on, but after a few bugs were worked out, Disney's Race of the Fairies became a popular family attraction.
Best of curly
Johnny been into drag racing ever since he ran out of the closet.