Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Drag Racing

Divine Miss M

1. Like most gay decathloners, Lance was hoping for a "come from behind" victory.

2. Traditionally, the loser claws the winner's eyes out.

3. San Francisco got the Olympic Games in 2020. Human civilization collapsed a week later.

4. Long after it was too late, the side effects of Ritalin were finally understood.

5. The Gay Community found an innovative way to settle the 'Cher vs Britney' debate.

Best of Chrees
NASCAR attempts to branch out with "alternative" races. Pictured are Kasey Gayne and Kyle "Shaved" Bush. Kimmie Johnson and C&nt Bowyer were healthy.. .ummmm, scratches.

Best of mpur
Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama decide to settle the whole first lady thing once and for all.

Best of Rodney Dill
Edmund was nearly disqualified, but the incident with the sheep was reduced to just following too close.

Best of Double the U
So easy, even a caveman in drag can do it.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Aesop's New Fables: The Tortoise and the Whore

Best of shoechick
Leave it to a blonde to run a race with fishnet thigh highs on. I guess most blondes are used to their pantyhose ending up around their ankles.

Best of Silhouette
Standard cap #12: I don't know what it is, but I bet it is on Fox.

Best of GregMan
The remake of Chariots Of Fire by Ang Lee immediately won the Palm D'or at Cannes.

Best of Adjustah
This turned out to be the end of Slater and Screech's friendship.

Best of mega
Dee Snider's workout regimen was about to pay off, big time, and everyone knew it.

Best of R. Bateman aka Pendark
It took a while to catch on, but after a few bugs were worked out, Disney's Race of the Fairies became a popular family attraction.

Best of curly
Johnny been into drag racing ever since he ran out of the closet.

39 comments:

Army of Mom said...

The new Van Halen concert was a disappointment. I mean, come on, Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth were clearly lip synching.

Army of Mom said...

How much therapy do you think those little girls in the princess costumes are going to need?

Army of Mom said...

Mommy? Daddy?

Army of Mom said...

Subby, your prom date is here. Or is that Shoechick's?

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, the she-male has better legs than me in heels.

Chrees said...

Austin, on a very very very slow weekend.

Chrees said...

NASCAR attempts to branch out with "alternative" races. Pictured are Kasey Gayne and Kyle "Shaved" Bush. Kimmie Johnson and C&nt Bowyer were healthy.. .ummmm, scratches.

mpur said...

Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama decide to settle the whole first lady thing once and for all.

Rodney Dill said...

Edmund was nearly disqualified, but the incident with the sheep was reduced to just following too close.

Double the U said...

Its so easy, even a caveman in drag can do it.

Seoulman (R) said...

One for the money
Two for the show
Three to be groovin'
For I'm a skanky 'ho

Seoulman (R) said...

Just another Tuesday in Sunny California

Seoulman (R) said...

As long as they were running to the Mexican border Officer Bob Brady didn't care what the aliens looked like

Seoulman (R) said...

Aesop's New Fables: The Tortoise and the Whore

Seoulman (R) said...

The thrill of victory, the agony of deceit

shoechick said...

Standard Cap #345:

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

shoechick said...

Leave it to a blonde to run a race with fishnet thigh highs on. I guess most blondes are used to their pantyhose ending up around their ankles.

Adjustah said...

Hey, nobody told me they were remaking Miami Vice again...

Silhouette said...

Standard cap #12

I don't know what it is, but I bet it is on Fox.

GregMan said...

The remake of Chariots Of Fire by Ang Lee immediately won the Palm D'or at Cannes.

GregMan said...

Man, Marion Jones has really let herself go...

GregMan said...

The "500m Swish" proved oddly popular at the San Francisco Olympics.

Adjustah said...

Rowan Atkinson really needs a new agent...

Adjustah said...

After the Napster fiasco, Metallica would do just about anything to sell their new albums.

Adjustah said...

This turned out to be the end of Slater and Screech's friendship.

curly said...

Must be a dickathon.

curly said...

ORA: "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"

curly said...

“I find your cocky arrogance annoying yet somewhat hot.”

curly said...

In a parallel universe, John Edwards selects his running mate.

robert said...

Cop's thought cloud: So that's where the rope line poles wind up. I'll have to remember my gloves next time.

Artfldgr said...

Imodium, when you need it most.

Artfldgr said...

everyone is beautiful in their own way

mega said...

Dee Snider's workout regimen was about to pay off, big time, and everyone knew it.

mega said...

Officer Thompson would watch Law & Order re-runs at night, and dream of the day when he'd get off this beat and do something, I don't know, "police-like" or something.

mega said...

San Francisco's new Self-Esteem Law, designed to ensure that everyone was a winner, meant that contests could only have one participant.

R. Bateman aka Pendark said...

It took a while to catch on, but after a few bugs were worked out, Disney's Race of the Fairies became a popular family attraction.

curly said...

Johnny been into drag racing ever since he ran out of the closet.

mpur said...

Is it just me, or does the woman in the crowd wearing the black shirt and jeans seem to have her head on backwards?

Rodney Dill said...

...neither, however, were willing to turn over their pink slip