Divine Miss M
1. Like most gay decathloners, Lance was hoping for a "come from behind" victory.
2. Traditionally, the loser claws the winner's eyes out.
3. San Francisco got the Olympic Games in 2020. Human civilization collapsed a week later.
4. Long after it was too late, the side effects of Ritalin were finally understood.
5. The Gay Community found an innovative way to settle the 'Cher vs Britney' debate.
Best of Chrees
NASCAR attempts to branch out with "alternative" races. Pictured are Kasey Gayne and Kyle "Shaved" Bush. Kimmie Johnson and C&nt Bowyer were healthy.. .ummmm, scratches.
Best of mpur
Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama decide to settle the whole first lady thing once and for all.
Best of Rodney Dill
Edmund was nearly disqualified, but the incident with the sheep was reduced to just following too close.
Best of Double the U
So easy, even a caveman in drag can do it.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Aesop's New Fables: The Tortoise and the Whore
Best of shoechick
Leave it to a blonde to run a race with fishnet thigh highs on. I guess most blondes are used to their pantyhose ending up around their ankles.
Best of Silhouette
Standard cap #12: I don't know what it is, but I bet it is on Fox.
Best of GregMan
The remake of Chariots Of Fire by Ang Lee immediately won the Palm D'or at Cannes.
Best of Adjustah
This turned out to be the end of Slater and Screech's friendship.
Best of mega
Dee Snider's workout regimen was about to pay off, big time, and everyone knew it.
Best of R. Bateman aka Pendark
It took a while to catch on, but after a few bugs were worked out, Disney's Race of the Fairies became a popular family attraction.
Best of curly
Johnny been into drag racing ever since he ran out of the closet.
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The new Van Halen concert was a disappointment. I mean, come on, Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth were clearly lip synching.
How much therapy do you think those little girls in the princess costumes are going to need?
Mommy? Daddy?
Subby, your prom date is here. Or is that Shoechick's?
Oddly enough, the she-male has better legs than me in heels.
Austin, on a very very very slow weekend.
NASCAR attempts to branch out with "alternative" races. Pictured are Kasey Gayne and Kyle "Shaved" Bush. Kimmie Johnson and C&nt Bowyer were healthy.. .ummmm, scratches.
Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama decide to settle the whole first lady thing once and for all.
Edmund was nearly disqualified, but the incident with the sheep was reduced to just following too close.
Its so easy, even a caveman in drag can do it.
One for the money
Two for the show
Three to be groovin'
For I'm a skanky 'ho
Just another Tuesday in Sunny California
As long as they were running to the Mexican border Officer Bob Brady didn't care what the aliens looked like
Aesop's New Fables: The Tortoise and the Whore
The thrill of victory, the agony of deceit
Standard Cap #345:
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Leave it to a blonde to run a race with fishnet thigh highs on. I guess most blondes are used to their pantyhose ending up around their ankles.
Hey, nobody told me they were remaking Miami Vice again...
Standard cap #12
I don't know what it is, but I bet it is on Fox.
The remake of Chariots Of Fire by Ang Lee immediately won the Palm D'or at Cannes.
Man, Marion Jones has really let herself go...
The "500m Swish" proved oddly popular at the San Francisco Olympics.
Rowan Atkinson really needs a new agent...
After the Napster fiasco, Metallica would do just about anything to sell their new albums.
This turned out to be the end of Slater and Screech's friendship.
Must be a dickathon.
ORA: "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"
“I find your cocky arrogance annoying yet somewhat hot.”
In a parallel universe, John Edwards selects his running mate.
Cop's thought cloud: So that's where the rope line poles wind up. I'll have to remember my gloves next time.
Imodium, when you need it most.
everyone is beautiful in their own way
Dee Snider's workout regimen was about to pay off, big time, and everyone knew it.
Officer Thompson would watch Law & Order re-runs at night, and dream of the day when he'd get off this beat and do something, I don't know, "police-like" or something.
San Francisco's new Self-Esteem Law, designed to ensure that everyone was a winner, meant that contests could only have one participant.
It took a while to catch on, but after a few bugs were worked out, Disney's Race of the Fairies became a popular family attraction.
Johnny been into drag racing ever since he ran out of the closet.
Is it just me, or does the woman in the crowd wearing the black shirt and jeans seem to have her head on backwards?
...neither, however, were willing to turn over their pink slip
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