Brender
1. God had to punish Springfield for Troy McClure's sick, sick fetish.2. "Hobbittses wants their fishies, yes-s-s-s-s-s-s."
3. Rick mistakenly thought Obama wanted him clinging to cod.
4. A typo accidentally results in Andrew Sullivan make a Google search for bass-masters.
5. "But Mr. Bush... I thought you liked us white folks!"
Best of GregMan
"Dang it, my wife left me, my dog done run off, the farm is flooded, and here I am, left holding the fish."
Best of GregMan
"This dang ennui just won't loose it's hold on me."
Best of Rodney Dill
Karpe Carp
Best of Chrees
Cleetus knew if that damn fish sang "Take Me to the River" one more time he was going to snap
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Unfortunately, the idiots on the New Orleans City Council took the "Chocolate City" comment literally and flooded the city with Hershey's syrup.
Best of sonicfrog
It's Lew Zealand and his Boomerang Fish Act... he he!
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In Bizarro Iowa, Matt's spirits are lifted as Spike Lee and Sean Penn float in to rescue him, an act of noble charity which draws public attention to the nefarious Bushhitler conspiracy to blow up the Cedar Rapids levees and kill all the white people.
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Hey, don't laugh. it was the only thing he could find to cover his enormous woody.
Best of GregMan
James Lileks looks on in disbelief as the Oak Island Water Feature malfunctions once again.
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I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Matt discovers his dream of owning waterfront property has tarnished.
Matt was hoping to mount his fish, but found too many inquisitive neighbors watching.
Well the good news is that I can fish from my front door, so it a'int all bad.
"Dang it, my wife left me, my dog done run off, the farm is flooded, and here I am, left holding the fish."
Cletus saved his most important possesion when the flood waters rose: his talking fish.
Disaster preparedness in Enumclaw was a little different from the rest of the country.
"This dang ennui just won't loose it's hold on me."
Karpe Carp
Cleetus knew if that damn fish sang "Take Me to the River" one more time he was going to snap
He told me that:
1. he’s a blowflish, trained by Andrew Sullivan!
2. he’s a personal friend of Ted Kennedy!
3. 72 sturgeons await him in paradise.
4. Amerikkka’s channel bass have come home to rooooost.
5. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
6. he’s outraged by the price that Whole Foods charges for arugula.
7. Amerikkka’s a mean nation.
Redneck looters are pretty lame.
Unfortunately, the idiots on the New Orleans City Council took the "Chocolate City" comment literally and flooded the city with Hershey's syrup.
It's Lew Zealand and his Boomerang Fish Act... he he!
♫ I don't know why I love her like I do
All the changes you put me through
Take my money, my cigarettes
I haven't seen the worst of it yet
I wanna know that you'll tell me
I love to stay
Take me to the river, drop me in the water
Take me to the river, dip me in the water ♫
If I have to listen to this stupid fish sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" one more time, I'm gonna scream!!!
Inflatable sex toys for hill billies...
Nobody does waterboarding like Iowa does waterboarding.
Flounder? Damn near pounded her!
I can haz tartut sauz?
In Bizarro Iowa, Matt's spirits are lifted as Spike Lee and Sean Penn float in to rescue him, an act of noble charity which draws public attention to the nefarious Bushhitler conspiracy to blow up the Cedar Rapids levees and kill all the white people.
"On the bright side, once I'm done replacing the carpets and wallboard, that FEMA trailer'll come in handy as a new fishin' camp."
Matt insisted to the National Guard patrol that he wasn't really a looter, but they still found his story fishy.
In red states, when you want fish for dinner, you go get one.
Arkansas Lent.
Hey, don't laugh. it was the only thing he could find to cover his enormous woody.
James Lileks looks on in disbelief as the Oak Island Water Feature malfunctions once again.
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