Friday, June 20, 2008

Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me


1. See, if I were really a sick (intercourse), I'd post the picture of the exit.

2. Not bad, but for real irony, they should have had a bunch of tiny cars coming out of him.

3. After modeling foreign policy after Winnie-the-Pooh, the Obama administration looked to another fanciful source in their approach to border security.

4. Arnold Schwarzeneggar's merchandising deal balanced his state's budget, and people eventually got used to the new name.

5. Licensing his name and image to Pennywise: Devourer of Souls paid for Krusty's new condo in Aspen.

Best of The Man
I've got my own Krustytown....in my pants.

Best of metalgarth
Amusement parks will never be the same once Carl becomes president

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Welcome to the Soylent Green Processing Plant.

Best of Double the U
This isn't the midway, this is where to get the Percocet.

Best of Passionate Conservative
There's a party in Krusty's mouth and everybody's coming!

Best of robert
Once the "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign was replaced, people began streaming into the Amerikorps re-education camps.

Best of sonicfrog
Dang it, I missed another Yearly KOS!!!!

Best of Adjustah
I didn't know that Gary Busey had opened up a theme park?!

Best of R. Bateman
The California office of the DNC updates the image of their headquarters to project their plan of appealing to the new voter.

19 comments:

The Man said...

I've got my own Krustytown....in my pants.

mpur said...

What's really disturbing is when you run the film backwards.

Chrees said...

Welcome to the happiest place on earth...Tijuana!

mpur said...

Wow. The Beijing Olympics are gonna be cooler than I thought!

metalgarth said...

Amusement parks will never be the same once Carl becomes president

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cannot top V's #3. Nicely played, you (intercoursing) bastard! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Welcome to the Soylent Green Processing Plant.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Where's Sideshow Barack?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
-- Jack Handey

Son Of The Godfather said...

Westworld showed us that there is inherent danger with technological progress.

Futureworld revealed what can happen when advanced science is monopolized by those with a lust for power.

Krustyland signifies that people are really desperate for things to do.

Double the U said...

This isn't the midway, this is where to get the Percocet.

Passionate Conservative said...

There's a party in Krusty's mouth and everybody's coming!

robert said...

President Obama wasn't having much luck getting people into his public service camps until the camp entrance was remodeled.

Once the "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign was replaced, people began streaming into the Amerikorps re-education camps.

President McCain was certainly proud of the new Port of Entry at Nogales.

// This picture has a creepy "1984" feeling I just can't put my finger on.

sonicfrog said...

Dang it, I missed another Yearly KOS!!!!

attmay said...

Sent In The Clown

Adjustah said...

I didn't know that Gary Busey had opened up a theme park?!

R. Bateman said...

The California office of the DNC updates the image of their headquarters to project their plan of appealing to the new voter.

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, this ISN'T a sting set up to catch illegals when they vote for any local Dem candidate, or Juan McLame, without valid gov't provided identification...

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, this is what I call my 9-year-old's room.