Brender
1. Bush's first job after his administration, 'Love Guru.'
2. "You chinks are awesome. I wish we had an open border with you, too."
3. The effective use of camouflage illustrated. Right (l). Wrong (r).
4. The Chinese Foreign Minister's plan to recreate the Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover failed when the rest of the world boycotted.
5. "Seriousry, you tell Mrs. Crinton we want our money back!"
Best of The Man
It's an honor to finally meet you General Tso. I love your chicken.
Best of Jack Reacher
"...and we had some Tibetan flags lying around, so we made these nifty jackets out of them."
"Cool."
Best of mega
Oceana and Eastasia declare peace. There had never been a time when they weren't at peace. The enemy is Eurasia, as it always has been.
Best of mpur
Promotional still from Rush Hour VI
Best of mklasing
"That Hu is a damn low-talker. I didn't know I was agreeing to wear this puffy shirt."
Best of Van Helsing
W: "At least I got the blue one. Red Chinese ladies' jackets are for sissies."
Best of prince of leaves
Bush Thought Bubble: "Damn, seein' spots. Have I been drinkin' agin?"
Best of Steve O
A change of clothes we can believe it.
Best of Chrees
The thoughts of several dozen '60s psychedelia band members--"I have that outfit!"
Best of Army of Mom
I didn't realize Larry King was so short, Bush thought.
Best of mpur
Bush: I really admire the Asian culture and their respect for tradition. And now for a long-standing tradition in my family...let me just jam my finger down my throat...
Best of Army of Dad
Nights in chink satin.
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It's an honor to finally meet you General Tso. I love your chicken.
Dubya: "...I still think pirates would win."
"Mr. President, I am Hu."
"I give up, who are you?"
"...and we had some Tibetan flags lying around, so we made these nifty jackets out of them."
"Cool."
Looks like Old Navy has arrived in China.
Bush: "I am confused why does he keep singing, Sergent Pepper's wonwee hearts cwub band?"
Oceana and Eastasia declare peace. There had never been a time when they weren't at peace. The enemy is Eurasia, as it always has been.
Promotional still from Rush Hour VI
ORA: He asked for a 69 so I gave him the beef with blocrorri.
Surprisingly, Allen Ginsberg's vision of global politics ended up being spot-on.
Preparing for life beyond the White House, George W Bush auditions for a part in "The Mikado".
"That Hu is a damn low-talker. I didn't know I was agreeing to wear this puffy shirt."
“Tell me the truth, Chairman Jiang. As the former General Secretary of the Communist Party of China, aren’t you kinda proud of your Manchurian candidate, Barack Obama?”
“I had a bet with Andrew Surrivan about making you wear a Chinese woman’s jacket. Now I win bet!”
Bush meets another chink in the chains we can believe in.
“…and on behalf of Kim Jong-il, the General Secretary of North Korea, please accept the jacket and a lifetime supply of Chinese toothpaste.”
W: "At least I got the blue one. Red Chinese ladies' jackets are for sissies."
Bush Thought Bubble: "Damn, seein' spots. Have I been drinkin' agin?"
A change of clothes we can believe it.
The thoughts of several dozen '60s psychedelia band members--"I have that outfit!"
"No, I don't know Arec Bardwin."
I didn't realize Larry King was so short, Bush thought.
I haven't been to a pajama party in years. When is the pillow fight?, Bush asked.
Thought bubble over Bush's head: I bet Laura would look hot in one of these outfits and some wooden clog things. Or wait. Is that Dutch? Oh, who the hell cares ... we're playing geisha girl at the bath house later.
Thought bubble over Hu's head: I bet Laura would look hot in one of these outfits and some wooden clog things. Or wait. Is that Dutch? Oh, who the hell cares ... I hope the secret camera in the guest quarters works.
Bush thought bubble: losing.feeling.left.hand
*Bush singing The Who*
Hu are you? Hu, hu, hu are you. I really wanna know ...
Bush: I really admire the Asian culture and their respect for tradition. And now for a long-standing tradition in my family...let me just jam my finger down my throat...
Oh great now the moonbats will say Bush had a hand in the rape of Nanking.
Nights in chink satin.
Rook, you have brue barrs!
WV: oyvkuj (Oh why V the K you jerk?)
Oh crap. It was supposed to be:
"A change of clothes you can believe in."
It's these damm fat fingers on this 780lb body that I'm stuck with.
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