Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Bush's Jammies

Brender

1. Bush's first job after his administration, 'Love Guru.'

2. "You chinks are awesome. I wish we had an open border with you, too."

3. The effective use of camouflage illustrated. Right (l). Wrong (r).

4. The Chinese Foreign Minister's plan to recreate the Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover failed when the rest of the world boycotted.

5. "Seriousry, you tell Mrs. Crinton we want our money back!"

Best of The Man
It's an honor to finally meet you General Tso. I love your chicken.

Best of Jack Reacher
"...and we had some Tibetan flags lying around, so we made these nifty jackets out of them."
"Cool."

Best of mega
Oceana and Eastasia declare peace. There had never been a time when they weren't at peace. The enemy is Eurasia, as it always has been.

Best of mpur
Promotional still from Rush Hour VI

Best of mklasing
"That Hu is a damn low-talker. I didn't know I was agreeing to wear this puffy shirt."

Best of Van Helsing
W: "At least I got the blue one. Red Chinese ladies' jackets are for sissies."

Best of prince of leaves
Bush Thought Bubble: "Damn, seein' spots. Have I been drinkin' agin?"

Best of Steve O
A change of clothes we can believe it.

Best of Chrees
The thoughts of several dozen '60s psychedelia band members--"I have that outfit!"

Best of Army of Mom
I didn't realize Larry King was so short, Bush thought.

Best of mpur
Bush: I really admire the Asian culture and their respect for tradition. And now for a long-standing tradition in my family...let me just jam my finger down my throat...

Best of Army of Dad
Nights in chink satin.

32 comments:

The Man said...

It's an honor to finally meet you General Tso. I love your chicken.

Rodney Dill said...

Dubya: "...I still think pirates would win."

Jack Reacher said...

"Mr. President, I am Hu."
"I give up, who are you?"

Jack Reacher said...

"...and we had some Tibetan flags lying around, so we made these nifty jackets out of them."
"Cool."

Jack Reacher said...

Looks like Old Navy has arrived in China.

Double the U said...

Bush: "I am confused why does he keep singing, Sergent Pepper's wonwee hearts cwub band?"

mega said...

Oceana and Eastasia declare peace. There had never been a time when they weren't at peace. The enemy is Eurasia, as it always has been.

mpur said...

Promotional still from Rush Hour VI

mpur said...

ORA: He asked for a 69 so I gave him the beef with blocrorri.

mega said...

Surprisingly, Allen Ginsberg's vision of global politics ended up being spot-on.

sonicfrog said...

Preparing for life beyond the White House, George W Bush auditions for a part in "The Mikado".

mklasing said...

"That Hu is a damn low-talker. I didn't know I was agreeing to wear this puffy shirt."

curly said...

“Tell me the truth, Chairman Jiang. As the former General Secretary of the Communist Party of China, aren’t you kinda proud of your Manchurian candidate, Barack Obama?”

curly said...

“I had a bet with Andrew Surrivan about making you wear a Chinese woman’s jacket. Now I win bet!”

curly said...

Bush meets another chink in the chains we can believe in.

curly said...

“…and on behalf of Kim Jong-il, the General Secretary of North Korea, please accept the jacket and a lifetime supply of Chinese toothpaste.”

Van Helsing said...

W: "At least I got the blue one. Red Chinese ladies' jackets are for sissies."

prince of leaves said...

Bush Thought Bubble: "Damn, seein' spots. Have I been drinkin' agin?"

Steve O said...

A change of clothes we can believe it.

Chrees said...

The thoughts of several dozen '60s psychedelia band members--"I have that outfit!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No, I don't know Arec Bardwin."

Army of Mom said...

I didn't realize Larry King was so short, Bush thought.

Army of Mom said...

I haven't been to a pajama party in years. When is the pillow fight?, Bush asked.

Army of Mom said...

Thought bubble over Bush's head: I bet Laura would look hot in one of these outfits and some wooden clog things. Or wait. Is that Dutch? Oh, who the hell cares ... we're playing geisha girl at the bath house later.

Army of Mom said...

Thought bubble over Hu's head: I bet Laura would look hot in one of these outfits and some wooden clog things. Or wait. Is that Dutch? Oh, who the hell cares ... I hope the secret camera in the guest quarters works.

Army of Mom said...

Bush thought bubble: losing.feeling.left.hand

Army of Mom said...

*Bush singing The Who*
Hu are you? Hu, hu, hu are you. I really wanna know ...

mpur said...

Bush: I really admire the Asian culture and their respect for tradition. And now for a long-standing tradition in my family...let me just jam my finger down my throat...

Army of Dad said...

Oh great now the moonbats will say Bush had a hand in the rape of Nanking.

Army of Dad said...

Nights in chink satin.

Army of Dad said...

Rook, you have brue barrs!


WV: oyvkuj (Oh why V the K you jerk?)

Steve O said...

Oh crap. It was supposed to be:

"A change of clothes you can believe in."

It's these damm fat fingers on this 780lb body that I'm stuck with.