1. "Ha-ha! Chris Hansen will never find me behind all these firm, ripe chocolaty buttocks."
2. "It called 'frottage,' some Algerian kid with man-boobs taught me about it."
3. Ben Affleck killed and eaten by a tribe of pygmies? It's like Hollywood is seeing right into my dreams!
4. "More squirming! Dammit Kwame, I demand more squirming!"
5. Spike Lee remakes The Wizard of Oz, with all-Black munchkins and Ben Affleck, unsurprisingly, as Dorothy.
Best of duke of red
Boys singing: "We're f**king Ben Affleck....."
Best of Silhouette
Camouflage fail.
Best of attmay
Diff'rent Strokes: The Movie, starring Ben Affleck as Philip Drummond. Coming this holiday season to a theater near you for reasons beyond human comprehension.
Best of Double the U
Ben Affleck went to their African village and told them that he was a very famous and talented entertainer from America. The tribe didn't know any better.
Best of Adjustah
The boys were thrilled when the crazy, white stranger agreed to help them test their catapult...
Best of shoechick
I CAN HAZ OREO??
Best of curly
Sally Struthers has really let herself go.
Best of mega
Obama's cabinet was young and multicultural, but frankly, would have lacked credibility without at least one rich white guy.
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Ebony and Ivory...live together in perfect harmony.
The moment Ben realizes the ignominy for making "Jersey Girl" and "Gigli" will never end.
ORA: Ben Affleck and the cast from the upcoming film Michael Rockefeller, the Untold Story.
Boys singing: "We're f**king Ben Affleck....."
Fine, you win. You've adopted more trophy orphans than Angelina.
Camouflage fail.
Wallet check.
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The kid second from the right looks a little too happy to be between two other boys.
Diff'rent Strokes: The Movie, starring Ben Affleck as Philip Drummond. Coming this holiday season to a theater near you for reasons beyond human comprehension.
Ben Affleck went to their African village and told them that he was a very famous and talented entertainer from America. The tribe didn't know any better.
Ben Afflect believes that, because he's a celebrity, he can cut ahead of others in this Zimbabwe line for diesel fuel. His dismembered body was found shortly thereafter.
Ben's demonstration of how U.N. peacekeepers will treat their children was a bit too graphic for the villagers' taste.
"Anyone seen my mu-latte?"
I for one adore my new oompa-loompa overlords.
The UN Human Rights Council continued its journey into self-parody today, welcoming as new members a bunch of African kids in funny costumes, and Ben Affleck.
Adopting one pathetic African kid became so "me too", with major celebrities now feeling that picking up 10 to 15 at a time was required to earn serious do-gooder status.
In an attempt to improve relations within the Democrat party, Hollywood starts its "hug a black kid" campaign.
The boys were thrilled when the crazy, white stranger agreed to help them test their catapult...
I CAN HAZ OREO??
(kid on left) Kwame's hand on my chest, Affleck's on my butt... I just can't win today.
Sally Struthers has really let herself go.
What kind of insurance should a white Hollywood idiot have when visiting a black amerikkka-hating moslem country? Affleck? No, Aflac!
Q: What do gay actors have for breakfast while in Africa?
A: Cocoa Puffers
Q: What do you call a Hollywood vulture who wants to be black?
A: Vulgar!
All together now, "Maaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaaaamon!" Yeah, that was awesome!
Obama's cabinet was young and multicultural, but frankly, would have lacked credibility without at least one rich white guy.
The ginormous, detached, floating head of Ben A-flake has been rumored to terrify all the little Luo tribal boys.
Holy Christ that photograph is terrofying.
Sorry.
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