Thursday, June 12, 2008

Battlestar Babes in Bondage, Part I

Leather Armpit
1. Have I mentioned how much I like Newt Gingrich's "Drill Here, Drill Now" policy?

2. "I can't believe I shaved my pubes just to sunbathe in your driveway."

3. "If I had known we'd go through all this trouble to get to Earth just to find out our choice of leaders was McCain or Obama, I'd've eaten a bullet from my own gun back on New Caprica."

4. Ronald D. Moore wanted the Opening Titles of Battlestar Galactica to feature a man's hand holding out a leather glove for them to smell, but the network censors wouldn't go for it.

5, "Ever since we got to Earth, all Helo and Anders do is play World of Warcraft."

Best of sonicfrog
OK. She may or may not be a Cyclon, but one glimpse of the dill in that bikini proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Starbuck, after all is said and done, is not only a better pilot than all the guys on Galactica, but is more man than most of the dudes on that frakking ship.

Best of curly
Rejected by Client #9 for a redhead with ferrets, their girl Hillary knocked out by a Marxist from Chicago, and now just barely making the cut for “Hot Babe Thursday”: what’s to smile about?

Best of GregMan
Sadly, the refugee fleet from the Twelve Colonies found out about Earth fashions and mores by monitoring San Francisco television stations. Then the fleet landed in Utah.

Best of jeff
Once again, it's shown that sometimes, more clothes are sexier...
especially on Starbuck.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Finally!... Chains we can believe in!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Once Adama surrendered command, the morning briefings became more relaxed.

Best of Adjustah
"Hey, do you get the feeling that they wrote this particular scene just before the writer's strike?"

32 comments:

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

OK. She may or may not be a Cyclon, but one glimpse of the dill in that bikini proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Starbuck, after all is said and done, is not only a better pilot than all the guys on Galactica, but is more man than most of the dudes on that frakking ship.

R. Bateman aka Pendark said...

I wonder which part of the new cylons blinks and moves back and forth when they talk.

R. Bateman aka Pendark said...

As they enter the room, Starbuck speaks: "I'm telling you Apollo, they are evil half lizard people who are bent...on...destroy....I won't tell Adama if you don't."

curly said...

Blondie: “The weasels stole my t!ts.”

curly said...

Rejected by Client #9 for a redhead with ferrets, their girl Hillary knocked out by a Marxist from Chicago, and now just barely making the cut for “Hot Babe Thursday”: what’s to smile about?

curly said...

Clambake!

GregMan said...

I, for one, welcome our new Cylon overlords... into my bedroom.

GregMan said...

It's OK, I just watch the show for the snappy dialogue...

GregMan said...

Sadly, the refugee fleet from the Twelve Colonies found out about Earth fashions and mores by monitoring San Francisco television stations. Then the fleet landed in Utah.

The Man said...

Obama wants these girls help him pick a VP...in his pants.

jeff said...

Once again, it's shown that sometimes, more clothes are sexier...
especially on Starbuck.

mpur said...

Crappy costumes, crappy location, crappy photo shoot. That'll teach you to read the fine print in your contract.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd do more than Boom 'er.

curly said...
Clambake!

...Nice!

Son Of The Godfather said...

The leathery outfits and gloves give it a sort of S&M feel...
Finally!... Chains we can believe in!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Boomer, did we really go through all that frackin' crap just so I could start an over-priced coffee shop on this frackin' planet?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Once Adama surrendered command, the morning briefings became more relaxed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I have a date with Three at 7 and Six at 9."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Boomer is why they created the res-erection ship.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ladies, fair warning... I'm about to launch my Viper..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

They call them "toasters"... Where does one put the bread?

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA?:
"Sweety?... Your daggit is showing."

ochagirl said...

Girl in tasteful red two piece (not in photo): "You're rocker chicks. I get it. But . . . can't you guys break character just this once? We're at the frakkin' beach!"

vw: bsbad. BSbad is how I feel about this photo. Btw . . . the Asian chick's outfit is awesome if not totally impractical. :-))))

Adjustah said...

"Hey, do you get the feeling that they wrote this particular scene just before the writer's strike?"

Passionate Conservative said...

I still say Starbuck has a package.

Army of Mom said...

You're totally right Pei-Wen. Going to a Sci Fi Con in costume is the best way to pick up smelly rich dorks.

Or to get the attention of the dorks who Cap This routinely.

Army of Mom said...

Your safe word is Subby? What's that all about?

Army of Mom said...

Ok guys, auto-eroticism isn't your reaction to the skin pics.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I have these outfits - in a ball next to my bed.

Army of Mom said...

Starbuck's spokesmodels: hot and frothy with a touch of spice.

curly said...

“That’s right girls, air ‘em out. Hillary’ll be here in 5 minutes, and she wants the goods smellin’ fresh, not smellin’ like fish.”

curly said...

Tired of being called an Elvis impersonator at the pool, Sue finally shaved off her bikini sideburns.