Thursday, May 08, 2008
Woman On Red
1. Someone's gonna put an eye out on those shoulder blades.
2. "Take me, Mrs. Clinton. Take me like you took Indiana... keep me up till one-thirty a.m. and bring in some Rush Limbaugh supporters to help."
3. I CAN HAS FURRBURGER?
4. Six operations, one massive eyebrow plucking, and a bout with bulimia later... Michael Loscalzo no longer looks like Dr. Frank N Furter.
5. Dateline's gonna have a field day with the bodily fluids on these sheets.
Best of The Man
Disney's sequel to High School Musical, titled Dorm Room Orgy is expected to be a box office smash.
Best of Submariner
How Hillary celebrates winning in one of the Red States.
Heck, it's how she celebrates coming within 15 points in a blue state...
Best of mega
Karen tried to smile, but after finding out the multi-millionaire only liked BBWs, there really didn't seem to be a point in hanging around.
Best of Army of Mom
I CAN HAZ IPECAC?