Thursday, May 08, 2008

Woman On Red


1. Someone's gonna put an eye out on those shoulder blades.

2. "Take me, Mrs. Clinton. Take me like you took Indiana... keep me up till one-thirty a.m. and bring in some Rush Limbaugh supporters to help."

3. I CAN HAS FURRBURGER?

4. Six operations, one massive eyebrow plucking, and a bout with bulimia later... Michael Loscalzo no longer looks like Dr. Frank N Furter.

5. Dateline's gonna have a field day with the bodily fluids on these sheets.

Best of The Man
Disney's sequel to High School Musical, titled Dorm Room Orgy is expected to be a box office smash.

Best of Submariner
Curly
How Hillary celebrates winning in one of the Red States.

Heck, it's how she celebrates coming within 15 points in a blue state...

Best of mega
Karen tried to smile, but after finding out the multi-millionaire only liked BBWs, there really didn't seem to be a point in hanging around.

Best of Army of Mom
I CAN HAZ IPECAC?

29 comments:

The Man said...

Thanks for speaking at my sweet 16 party Senator Kerry. I hope you had fun.

The Man said...

Disney's sequel to High School Musical, titled Dorm Room Orgy is expected to be a box office smash.

curly said...

She was in red state,
My balls were blue,
So she asked me to impersonate
Fu Man Chew.

curly said...

I think I may be going colorblind, but who got "never-been-proud" Michelle Obama to do a revealing pose on a green flannel sheet?

curly said...

How Hillary celebrates winning in one of the Red States.

curly said...

Tide ExtraStrength Laundry Detergent, endorsed by the suddenly hymen-less.

curly said...

“We have the red and the white; now we just need ‘blew’.”

curly said...

“I thought something else was on his mind when John Kerry invited me to his house ‘to play ketchup’.”

Chrees said...

How are Obama's view on the press/Rev. Wright and Chrees' judgment on the model's panties alike?

Too much coverage.

Submariner said...

Curly said...
How Hillary celebrates winning in one of the Red States.


Heck, it's how she celebrates coming within 15 points in a blue state...

mega said...

Karen tried to smile, but after finding out the multi-millionaire only liked BBWs, there really didn't seem to be a point in hanging around.

Army of Mom said...

*chuckling* Good one, Mega.

Army of Mom said...

In her first photo shoot as Ms. Bulemia, Karen had to two three costume changes because she kept puking on herself.

Army of Mom said...

I CAN HAZ IPECAC?

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I have this outfit. Only I actually fill out the panties.

Army of Mom said...

She's hot if you like 12-year-old boys.

Barney Frank said...

She's hot if you like 12-year-old boys.

No, not so much.

jeff said...

"Leave your pants on Mr. President, I'm waiting for the Senator."

Army of Mom said...

Karen took her Red Wings fandom a little too seriously.

Army of Mom said...

Would you like to earn your red wings, Mrs. Clinton?

duke of red said...

Shame about the body. Waste of a beautiful face.

She needs my meat, err, MORE meat in her, sorry, ON her bones.

Army of Mom said...

Anorexic motivational poster.

Army of Mom said...

Bony, binging and purging is no way to go through life, hon.

Army of Mom said...

No, no, I'm not hiding any HoHos or DingDongs under this blanket. No sirree. I was just getting ready to put my finger down my throat to puke again.

Karen addressing her agent.
or
Karen addressing her pimp.
or
Karen addressing her stage mom.

Army of Mom said...

Dammit Karen, you left another slug trail on the sheets.

Cut!

Army of Mom said...

Just another day in a skeleton fetish pr0n shoot.

curly said...

“Wow TuhRAYza! Even your sheets are the color of your ketchup!”

mega said...

Rachel HATED red sheets, which fit in perfectly with their sick S&M games.

mega said...

Kimberly wasn't entirely to blame. The directions said "Two cans of SLIMFAST per day." You had to read further into the fine print to see that you were also supposed to eat 3-4 regular small meals too. A lot of people missed the fine print, not just Kimberly.