Wednesday, May 14, 2008
"Why do lefty women named 'Tina' always look like this?"*
1. "Dammit, where'd I put that f**kin' tricorder." Ensign Ro, the menopausal years.
2. "What do you mean I'm too pretty for Code Pink?"
3. "Damn, you take a nap on the beach, the next thing you know, some guys from Wood's Hole are attaching a location transponder to you."
4. Pepe slunk away quietly in the background, recognizing that there were some jobs even he wouldn't do.
5. First Tip O'Neill and now *this?* Has Cap This added "Fat Bitch Wednesday" to its repertoire?
Best of mega
With Domino's on speed dial, Tina's elapsed time from idea-of-pizza to eating-pizza stood at a remarkable 30 minutes and 4 seconds.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Too... much... effort... to... actually... hold... cellphone... up to... mouth..."
Best of GregMan
Holding a bloodied rib bone from her last victim in her right hand, Shelob looks around for dessert.
Best of Jack Reacher
Obama supporters who spent significant time in West Virginia didn't seem to gather support for their candidate, although they visited every barbecue place they could find.
Best of Army of Mom
Look, it bears the white hand of Sarumon and the ass of Baskin Robbins.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Sue E. pictured above demonstated yesterday outside McDonald's yesterdays. She stated she was upset when the sign 0 Trans-fat appeared, "It was so personal, like they had it in for me"
Best of Army of Dad
Damn, she just pulled out the tranq dart. Reload!
Best of Jonathan
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...at which point I devour them whole."
Best of curly
♫ I am illegal, they the illegal, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo ♪
Best of divine miss m
When it says "party size" on the bag, it doesn't mean "party of one."
Best of Submariner
Tina; "Enough already with the 'Hefty, Hefty, HEFty' chants..."
Best of attmay
Thursday babe as chosen by guest Blogger, the Michelin Man, who had his access privileges removed on Friday.
* Tina Fay doesn't... yet.