1. "Dammit, where'd I put that f**kin' tricorder." Ensign Ro, the menopausal years.
2. "What do you mean I'm too pretty for Code Pink?"
3. "Damn, you take a nap on the beach, the next thing you know, some guys from Wood's Hole are attaching a location transponder to you."
4. Pepe slunk away quietly in the background, recognizing that there were some jobs even he wouldn't do.
5. First Tip O'Neill and now *this?* Has Cap This added "Fat Bitch Wednesday" to its repertoire?
Best of mega
With Domino's on speed dial, Tina's elapsed time from idea-of-pizza to eating-pizza stood at a remarkable 30 minutes and 4 seconds.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Too... much... effort... to... actually... hold... cellphone... up to... mouth..."
Best of GregMan
Holding a bloodied rib bone from her last victim in her right hand, Shelob looks around for dessert.
Best of Jack Reacher
Obama supporters who spent significant time in West Virginia didn't seem to gather support for their candidate, although they visited every barbecue place they could find.
Best of Army of Mom
Look, it bears the white hand of Sarumon and the ass of Baskin Robbins.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Sue E. pictured above demonstated yesterday outside McDonald's yesterdays. She stated she was upset when the sign 0 Trans-fat appeared, "It was so personal, like they had it in for me"
Best of Army of Dad
Damn, she just pulled out the tranq dart. Reload!
Best of Jonathan
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...at which point I devour them whole."
Best of curly
♫ I am illegal, they the illegal, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo ♪
Best of divine miss m
When it says "party size" on the bag, it doesn't mean "party of one."
Best of Submariner
Tina; "Enough already with the 'Hefty, Hefty, HEFty' chants..."
Best of attmay
Thursday babe as chosen by guest Blogger, the Michelin Man, who had his access privileges removed on Friday.
* Tina Fay doesn't... yet.
53 comments:
With Domino's on speed dial, Tina's elapsed time from idea-of-pizza to eating-pizza stood at a remarkable 30 minutes and 4 seconds.
Isn't an "activist" supposed to be, you know... active?
When did they start using white sausage casings?
Is that 5 o'clock shadow?... Looks like La Raza needs La Razor.
Rosario O'Donnell
"Subby, your prom date's... been eaten."
"Too... much... effort... to... actually... hold... cellphone... up to... mouth..."
"I dunno... She said something about making way for a "hyperspace bypass", then started reading some extremely bad poetry..."
We Title This Picture:
People For Whom The "Little Teapot" Song Was Written Especially For
Eric Estrada has really let himself go.
"You kids stop pointing that harpoon at me!"
Man, The Blob has really let himself go.
Packing on the pounds Americans won't pack on.
Holding a bloodied rib bone from her last victim in her right hand, Shelob looks around for dessert.
Obama supporters who spent significant time in West Virginia didn't seem to gather support for their candidate, although they visited every barbecue place they could find.
"Yeah, she's a senator now, and running for president, but ask her why she never calls her undocumented butter cup."
“California will be a Mexican province within ten years, whether you dumbass gringos elect Obama, the Hildabeast or McLame. So learn to speak Spanish, get over it, and f*** you, you stupid white m****** f******s!”
Give me your fired, your whores, your fat asses yearning to breed with me.
“One more mucho coolo wisecrack and you are dead meat, Pedro.”
“Boys! You missed an amerikkkan flag over there!”
“Sure, Stinko de Mayo celebrates when we beat the French…So what if even Elton John beat the French! Get drunk, rape and pillage the white devils!”
“I’ll tell you what, m***** f*****! If I was a moslem whore instead of a Mexican whore, and they made exploding vest in size XXXXL, I would put a hurting on your evil country’s white ass!”
What no beer in hand?
"Hey dick, I am waiting for Thursday just like the rest of you!"
Hey guys, I'm heading over to the stinger to get my sunglasses washed. I'll see ya Thursday.
Isn't that cute? She's got two pigs wrestling under her shirt.
She doesn't? Oops, my bad.
Look Mr. Frodo, its one of them oliphants.
Look, it bears the white hand of Sarumon and the ass of Baskin Robbins.
No no no. You no come back. We kick out Michaer Moore because he eat all buffet. You no come back. Buffet crosed.
When Tina sits around the park, she really sits around the park.
is that a fat roll in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Ring the bell!
Tina's got more rolls than a Golden Corral buffet.
Sue E. pictured above demonstated yesterday outside McDonald's yesterdays. She stated she was upset when the sign 0 Trans-fat appeared, "It was so personal, like they had it in for me"
here she is folks, Miss Illegal Alien.... She's half mule and half coyote
Operation Mooove On gets another member
Covered under the Marine Mammals Protection Act.
Damn, she just pulled out the tranq dart. Reload!
The Mother of those two fat little buggers at McDonalds.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...at which point I devour them whole."
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER...AND FRIES, AND CHOCO SHAKE...SOOPERSIZED?
♫ I am illegal, they the illegal, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo ♪
The poor white boy's attempted disguise by wearing a sombrero did not fool Conchita as she nevertheless devoured him whole.
I'm about fed up with your hidin, SOTG. That prom ain't gonna wait all night...
Call me "Cake." Take a piece and pass me around...
>crickets chirping<
Oh no you di-n't!
When it says "party size" on the bag, it doesn't mean "party of one."
Tina: "Anyone seen my thong?"
Heckler: "No, and no one ever will."
Tina; "Enough already with the 'Hefty, Hefty, HEFty' chants..."
Question: How did eHarmony match this couple up?
Answer: She indicated a... what do you mean "there's only one..."
Miss Quahog 2008:
(And trust ol' Subby on this - the emphasis is on the second syllable.)
Peace though sitting on people.
Thursday babe as chosen by guest blogger, the Michelin Man, who had his access privileges removed on Friday.
Oh, c'mon V, posting a pre-wake party? Can't you just let the Kennedy clan have their grief over Teddy's deteriorated liver-induced seizure's in private?
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