Friday, May 09, 2008

What?

(AP Photo/Jasper Juinen)

1. "OK, who wants sloppy seconds?"

2. Cap This continues its series on 'Metaphors for John McCain's Relationship with the Conservative Base.'

3. "I didn't touch him! He just suddenly realized that the next president was going to be McCain or Obama."

4. "So, any of you other Vodaphone butt pirates want a piece of me?"

5. "He says 'Leave Britney alone!'"

Best of Silhouette
"Anyone got a Midol?"

Best of Silhouette
"He just saw the prices of arugula."

Best of GregMan
"He's having one of those not-so-fresh days."

Best of Whacko
"Look, No. 10, If you want a piece of him, you'll have to go through me! Wait, I may have said that wrong."

Best of Steve O
What!! If he can't take a full-speed kick to the groin maybe he should play baseball!

Best of Submariner
v word - aewgwl - pretty much the sound I think he's making.

Best of Rodney Dill
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Best of Nose
Foot. Ball.

Best of Dr.Hardcrab
Hey! He told me to "bend it like Beckham", so there you have it: It's bent! Satisfied??

27 comments:

Army of Dad said...

What is the big deal!? He just gave him a little head.

Silhouette said...

"Anyone got a Midol?"

Silhouette said...

"He just saw the prices of arugula."

Nose said...

Foot. Ball.

GregMan said...

Andrew Sullivan's Internet search for "Athletes holding balls" somehow failed to satisfy him.

GregMan said...

The Barney Frank Invitational Soccer Tournament took a sudden turn for the worse.

GregMan said...

"He's having one of those not-so-fresh days."

jeff said...

"Did you have to kick him in the head AND the crotch?"

jeff said...

"You gonna help us carry him off or not?"

mega said...

"So what? I stab one guy, and you're makin' a federal case out of it? Let's play ball."

mega said...

When Rodrigo, a huge Al Gore fan, heard the polar ice caps had melted further, it went beyond anguish. He felt real pain.

mega said...

"Don't know what to tell ya, dude. I'm sick and tired of my teammates doing the bow-to- Allah thing in the middle of the game."

mega said...

Norm was thrilled when he won the MTV contest to play in a real pro soccer game.

racerboy said...

Possible ORA - "Read the card, read the card!"

Whacko said...

"Must. Not. Touch. Certain. Body. Parts. But --- Damn!

Whacko said...

"Look, No. 10, If you want a piece of him, you'll have to go through me! Wait, I may have said that wrong."

Steve O said...

What!!

If he can't take a full-speed kick to the groin maybe he should play baseball!

Steve O said...

Trauma to the groin!
Trauma to the groin!
Nothing's quite as funny as a trauma to the groin!

There is no wit so pretty,
Or limerick divine,
Or something...something... delicious,
As a trauma to the groin!

A trauma to the groin, boys!
A trauma to the groin!
Nothing's quite as funny as a trauma to the groin!


credit: Bob and Tom

Submariner said...

v word - aewgwl - pretty much the sound I think he's making.

Rodney Dill said...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Submariner said...

Bad news - He would forever more be called "Johnny One Ball."
Good news - #10's kick of the now missing 'nad went wide left so no goal.

attmay said...

"Yeah, I know the foot-to-back fusion thing was a bad idea, but you don't have to give us that look!"

Chrees said...

Wow... Mrs Ritchie was only on the field for 90 second and he's completely incapacitated...

Kaptain Krude said...

"I don't know what happened. He mentioned something about 'Cap This Thursdays' and then something about a Vulcan librarian?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yeah, well you're still a dick... I double-dare you to kick 'im again!"

Nose said...
Foot. Ball.


Simple, yet hilarious! Nice one. :)

Dr.Hardcrab said...

>>>

Hey! He told me to "bend it like Beckham", so there you have it: It's bent! Satisfied??

>>>

lawhawk said...

Momma told me there'd be days like this. And she was right.