Best of Son Of The Godfather
While staring at this pic, I count approximately seven thought crimes I've just committed... Twelve if I lived in Utah.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The title of this picture could also be used for the group photo of Pelosi, Reid, and Dean: Perfect Asses.
Best of Submariner
Army of Mom said once that nothing was more romantic than a good sunset at the beach. I, for one, would argue that a triple moon rise is better.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Remember when you were young, and you just wanted to hop on a train to see where it took you?
Best of Gagdad Bob
I'm in heaven, glancing cheek to cheek.
Best of mega
Tanya smiled when she finally got the go-ahead signal to push the two tramps overboard.
Best of Rodney Dill
Reef Watch is so much better than Bay Watch
Best of Passionate Conservative
Does this thong make my ass look big? It doesn't? Damn, I was going for the J-Lo look
Best of Army of Dad
Wow, there have been some real improvements in smelly pirate hookers.
Best of Submariner
Aaargh, I beached me dinghy on the reefs, aaargh.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble." Shakespeare gets updated for modern times. Sales skyrocket.
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Reefer Madness
While staring at this pic, I count approximately seven thought crimes I've just committed... Twelve if I lived in Utah.
Strange... I have a hankering for sticky-buns...
"F*ck you, burkha!"
Inspiration hits ol' Subby; "That's IT! I'm going muff-diving at the great barrier reef for vacation!"
The story of how the phrase "Oooh, I dropped my towel!" resulted in SOTG's cerebral anneurism is not a complicated one.
Makes me think of a breakfast at Denny's® "Moon Over My Hammies."™
Could we publish a few of the Thursday pics in Feel-o-vision?
Mornin' amigo!
"Who let the dogs out?" is of FAR less importance to answer than "Who'll let the torpedo in?"
The title of this picture could also be used for the group photo of Pelosi, Reid, and Dean: Perfect Asses.
Son Of The Godfather said...
Could we publish a few of the Thursday pics in Feel-o-vision?
Or maybe smell-o-vision?
Or taste-o-vision?
Back atcha, bro.
Army of Mom said once that nothing was more romantic than a good sunset at the beach. I, for one, would argue that a triple moon rise is better.
Looks like binary code: 00 00 00
We title this picture "Perfecta Trifecta."
Never throw your toaster in the water...
Mrs.SOTG nixed my original idea for the bridesmaid's outfits.
I just LOVE going snorkeling on the reefs on a summer morning. Or afternoon. Or evening...
I am inspired to take up the bongos.
Hey Mom? Do you have this outfit, too?
They bend over just a smidge more, and we're gonna see some starfish.
Broadcast this on Al Jazeera with the overlay "Fight the Western influence with Jihad!"... War over.
♪ OOmpah, lOOmpah, dOOpity, doo;
Subby's got a great idea for you! ♪
Office Ettiquette 101:
It is unseemly to stick your tongue out and wiggle it around at your screen while in a work environment.
It's like ordering in a Chinese restaraunt:
I'll take one from column A, and one from column B and one from column C. To go, please.
"Ooooooooh, I wish I was a loofah!"
Remember when you were young, and you just wanted to hop on a train to see where it took you?
It's a "click-and-expand" pic, which, once again, pretty much describes my full interaction with it.
I'm in heaven, glancing cheek to cheek.
Really, they should do something about those visible panty lines.
"What? Butt-cheek implants? What makes you ask that?"
Cheeky, very cheeky.
Like her tattoo? Wanna see mine?
The new Wedgie line of thongs.
Chrissie didn't even have to remove her thong to get her tramp stamp done.
"Um, OK", said Sully, "Do you have any guy pics?" (I'm asking the same question.)
"Nothing to see here, move along", shouted a frustrated Lieutenant Drebin.
Tanya smiled when she finally got the go-ahead signal to push the two tramps overboard.
How can it be thong, if it seems so right?
Guzman's $4,000,000 one-bedroom condo in Miami, with its $30,000-a-month mortgage payment, looked a hell of a lot better fuzzy, with three hot chicks standing in front of the camera. The reality of the situation was a lot less sexy.
Son Of The Godfather said...
Reefer Madness
Shouldn't that be
Queefer Madness?
Susan wondered out loud, "Was that thunder I heard?"
Reef Watch is so much better than Bay Watch
Tryouts for the part of the new James Bond villainous, Mariana Trench.
Kaptain Krude said...
Queefer Madness?
Excellent, that one is SOTG-esque.
Andres Cantor: GOOOOOOAL!
"You there -- in the middle... turn around."
Does this thong make my ass look big?
It doesn't? Damn, I was going for the J-Lo look
Now that is a reef I wouldn't mind washing up on.
Would you ladies like to see my personal light house?
You know, sometimes we can learn a lot from rap music.
Lets start with "Back that ass up!"
"Which one would I like? Yes."
Wow, there have been some real improvements in smelly pirate hookers.
Thanks, rodney dill, you flatter me. I am strong in the Force, but I am not a Jedi yet.
The call from the yacht to the escort agency was terse and hostile. "I specifically said I wanted girls with pancake butts. What about "PANCAKE" do you not friekin' understand??!"
Aaargh, I beached me dinghy on the reefs, aaargh.
that'll straighten the bends right out of ya.
"Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble." Shakespeare gets updated for modern times. Sales skyrocket.
"F*ck you, Obi Wan, those are the droids I'm looking for."
Three lasses with gorgeous asses
Long eyelashes, no glasses.
Smiles amasses as they passes.
“Fifty dollars to haul your ashes.”
I'm a cheek-splitter
I split cheeks
I'm the slickest little cheek-splitter
To ever hit the sheets.
There once were three girls from Madrass
Who sported the finest of ass
They went bouncing along
Singing a song
Looking for studs to harass.
Handsome, millionaire, moviestar from Long Beach CA, 32yo, athletic build, seeks three stunning beauties.
A little gullible ok.
Son of the Godfather, if you fortran a couple of do-loops properly then the binary series:
00 00 00
converts to:
010 010 010
00 00 00
00 00 00
1 1 1
010 010 010
00 00 00
1 1 1
010 0!0 010
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00 00 010
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010 00 00
1
00 00 0!0
1 1
010 00 00
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crap.
It was better before the comment box took out the spaces and messed up the alignment.
I suppose it wasn't all that funny anyway.
sigh.
Beach bums.
What? Don't groan at my bun puns!
ochagirl said...
Beach bums.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Ironically enough, I do have this outfit. Except, hmmm, mine has more wrinkles and cottage cheese in it.
*sigh*
And, Army of Dad, you're sleeping on the couch if you tell me to get on the stairmaster one more time.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Having heard the rumors about how wet Army of Dad gets the ladies, these gals wore their wetsuits.
Bad girls. Go to my room.
*Army of Dad gets his ass-smacking hand ready*
Babe Bun Buffet
anyone else hungry?
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