Thursday, May 29, 2008

Things That Rhyme with Queef



Best of Son Of The Godfather
While staring at this pic, I count approximately seven thought crimes I've just committed... Twelve if I lived in Utah.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The title of this picture could also be used for the group photo of Pelosi, Reid, and Dean: Perfect Asses.

Best of Submariner
Army of Mom said once that nothing was more romantic than a good sunset at the beach. I, for one, would argue that a triple moon rise is better.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Remember when you were young, and you just wanted to hop on a train to see where it took you?

Best of Gagdad Bob
I'm in heaven, glancing cheek to cheek.

Best of mega
Tanya smiled when she finally got the go-ahead signal to push the two tramps overboard.

Best of Rodney Dill
Reef Watch is so much better than Bay Watch

Best of Passionate Conservative
Does this thong make my ass look big? It doesn't? Damn, I was going for the J-Lo look

Best of Army of Dad
Wow, there have been some real improvements in smelly pirate hookers.

Best of Submariner
Aaargh, I beached me dinghy on the reefs, aaargh.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble." Shakespeare gets updated for modern times. Sales skyrocket.

70 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Reefer Madness

Son Of The Godfather said...

While staring at this pic, I count approximately seven thought crimes I've just committed... Twelve if I lived in Utah.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Strange... I have a hankering for sticky-buns...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"F*ck you, burkha!"

Submariner said...

Inspiration hits ol' Subby; "That's IT! I'm going muff-diving at the great barrier reef for vacation!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The story of how the phrase "Oooh, I dropped my towel!" resulted in SOTG's cerebral anneurism is not a complicated one.

Submariner said...

Makes me think of a breakfast at Denny's® "Moon Over My Hammies."™

Son Of The Godfather said...

Could we publish a few of the Thursday pics in Feel-o-vision?

Mornin' amigo!

Submariner said...

"Who let the dogs out?" is of FAR less importance to answer than "Who'll let the torpedo in?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The title of this picture could also be used for the group photo of Pelosi, Reid, and Dean: Perfect Asses.

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
Could we publish a few of the Thursday pics in Feel-o-vision?


Or maybe smell-o-vision?
Or taste-o-vision?

Back atcha, bro.

Submariner said...

Army of Mom said once that nothing was more romantic than a good sunset at the beach. I, for one, would argue that a triple moon rise is better.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like binary code: 00 00 00

Submariner said...

We title this picture "Perfecta Trifecta."

Submariner said...

Never throw your toaster in the water...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mrs.SOTG nixed my original idea for the bridesmaid's outfits.

Submariner said...

I just LOVE going snorkeling on the reefs on a summer morning. Or afternoon. Or evening...

Son Of The Godfather said...

I am inspired to take up the bongos.

Submariner said...

Hey Mom? Do you have this outfit, too?

Son Of The Godfather said...

They bend over just a smidge more, and we're gonna see some starfish.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Broadcast this on Al Jazeera with the overlay "Fight the Western influence with Jihad!"... War over.

Submariner said...

OOmpah, lOOmpah, dOOpity, doo;
Subby's got a great idea for you! ♪

Son Of The Godfather said...

Office Ettiquette 101:
It is unseemly to stick your tongue out and wiggle it around at your screen while in a work environment.

Submariner said...

It's like ordering in a Chinese restaraunt:
I'll take one from column A, and one from column B and one from column C. To go, please.

Submariner said...

"Ooooooooh, I wish I was a loofah!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Remember when you were young, and you just wanted to hop on a train to see where it took you?

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's a "click-and-expand" pic, which, once again, pretty much describes my full interaction with it.

Gagdad Bob said...

I'm in heaven, glancing cheek to cheek.

mpur said...

Really, they should do something about those visible panty lines.

Whacko said...

"What? Butt-cheek implants? What makes you ask that?"

jeff said...

Cheeky, very cheeky.

The Random Yak said...

Like her tattoo? Wanna see mine?

Robert said...

The new Wedgie line of thongs.

Chrissie didn't even have to remove her thong to get her tramp stamp done.

"Um, OK", said Sully, "Do you have any guy pics?" (I'm asking the same question.)

"Nothing to see here, move along", shouted a frustrated Lieutenant Drebin.

mega said...

Tanya smiled when she finally got the go-ahead signal to push the two tramps overboard.

Son Of The Godfather said...

How can it be thong, if it seems so right?

mega said...

Guzman's $4,000,000 one-bedroom condo in Miami, with its $30,000-a-month mortgage payment, looked a hell of a lot better fuzzy, with three hot chicks standing in front of the camera. The reality of the situation was a lot less sexy.

Kaptain Krude said...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Reefer Madness


Shouldn't that be

Queefer Madness?

Kaptain Krude said...

Susan wondered out loud, "Was that thunder I heard?"

Rodney Dill said...

Reef Watch is so much better than Bay Watch

Rodney Dill said...

Tryouts for the part of the new James Bond villainous, Mariana Trench.

Rodney Dill said...

Kaptain Krude said...

Queefer Madness?


Excellent, that one is SOTG-esque.

Rodney Dill said...

Andres Cantor: GOOOOOOAL!

Steve O said...

"You there -- in the middle... turn around."

Passionate Conservative said...

Does this thong make my ass look big?

It doesn't? Damn, I was going for the J-Lo look

Army of Dad said...

Now that is a reef I wouldn't mind washing up on.

Army of Dad said...

Would you ladies like to see my personal light house?

Army of Dad said...

You know, sometimes we can learn a lot from rap music.

Lets start with "Back that ass up!"

Army of Dad said...

"Which one would I like? Yes."

Army of Dad said...

Wow, there have been some real improvements in smelly pirate hookers.

Kaptain Krude said...

Thanks, rodney dill, you flatter me. I am strong in the Force, but I am not a Jedi yet.

mega said...

The call from the yacht to the escort agency was terse and hostile. "I specifically said I wanted girls with pancake butts. What about "PANCAKE" do you not friekin' understand??!"

Submariner said...

Aaargh, I beached me dinghy on the reefs, aaargh.

Rodney Dill said...

that'll straighten the bends right out of ya.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble." Shakespeare gets updated for modern times. Sales skyrocket.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"F*ck you, Obi Wan, those are the droids I'm looking for."

curly said...

Three lasses with gorgeous asses
Long eyelashes, no glasses.
Smiles amasses as they passes.
“Fifty dollars to haul your ashes.”

curly said...

I'm a cheek-splitter
I split cheeks
I'm the slickest little cheek-splitter
To ever hit the sheets.

curly said...

There once were three girls from Madrass
Who sported the finest of ass
They went bouncing along
Singing a song
Looking for studs to harass.

Steve O said...

Handsome, millionaire, moviestar from Long Beach CA, 32yo, athletic build, seeks three stunning beauties.

A little gullible ok.

Steve O said...

Son of the Godfather, if you fortran a couple of do-loops properly then the binary series:

00 00 00

converts to:

010 010 010

Steve O said...

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010 010 010


00 00 00
1 1 1


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00 00 010
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010 00 00
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00 00 0!0
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Steve O said...

crap.

It was better before the comment box took out the spaces and messed up the alignment.

I suppose it wasn't all that funny anyway.

sigh.

ochagirl said...

Beach bums.

What? Don't groan at my bun puns!

Submariner said...

ochagirl said...
Beach bums.


Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Army of Mom said...

Ironically enough, I do have this outfit. Except, hmmm, mine has more wrinkles and cottage cheese in it.

*sigh*

And, Army of Dad, you're sleeping on the couch if you tell me to get on the stairmaster one more time.

Army of Mom said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Army of Mom said...

Having heard the rumors about how wet Army of Dad gets the ladies, these gals wore their wetsuits.

Army of Mom said...

Bad girls. Go to my room.

*Army of Dad gets his ass-smacking hand ready*

Army of Mom said...

Babe Bun Buffet

anyone else hungry?

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