Friday, May 23, 2008

That's One Big Frakkin' Dog


1. Imported dog food from China was recently discovered to have high levels of anabolic steroids.

2. "Nope, I don't know anything about any missing Jehovah Witnesses."

3. Andrew Sullivan found the slogan "Recommended by top breeders" to be "gobsmackingly homophobic."

4. Meredith Veira has achieved feminist nirvana no longer needs a man for anything. And I do mean anything

5. So far, the top bid on eBay is $4.50 a pound from Beijing Buffet

Very Brady Best of Steve O
Are you the gatekeeper?

Best of ochagirl
Upside: Mallory felt fairly safe from burglars.
Downside: She feared not waking up alive one morning when Fido had a bad day.

Best of mega
The neighbors had long ago gotten used to the "size issue", but at 2' 3", it was hard not to notice Karen when she took the dog out for a walk.


Best of Army of Dad
How nature says to leave her the hell alone.

Best of Chrees
Amy was able to retire thanks to the income provided from organic fertilizer companies.

Best of shoechick
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER. NOW.

Best of Six Degrees of Blondness
Cujo discovers Prozac.

Best of Seoulman (R)
We thought he was burrying a bone, later we found grandma... Who's a good boy, who's a good boy

27 comments:

The Man said...

You should see the nuts on that one says the dog.

ochagirl said...

Upside: Mallory felt fairly safe from burglars.
Downside: She feared not waking up alive one morning when Fido had a bad day.

(At least that's how I'd be.)

Steve O said...

So a guy breaks into a pet shop, and the parrot says, "I see you and Jesus sees you."

The burglar stops and listens. He hears again, "I see you and Jesus sees you."

He eventually figures out that it's just the parrot and annoyed at being worried he says "Shut up you stupid bird, or I'll feed you to my cat! Ha!"

The dog enters the room and the parrot says, "Sic 'em Jesus."

mega said...

The neighbors had long ago gotten used to the "size issue", but at 2' 3", it was hard not to notice Karen when she took the dog out for a walk.

Steve O said...

...answers to the name of "Bonds"

Steve O said...

Don't.
Forget.
To feed.
The dog.

Silhouette said...

I must have misread hundreds of bumber stickers, or why is "the big dog" on the porch?

mega said...

"Hey Sandra, our four cats, parrot, and Lexus are all missing. Have you seen them?"

mega said...

Taser reported going into Chapter 11 today, as competitor CanineTech rolled out its a new anti-harrassment offering, reported to have 100 % efficacy.

mega said...

CRAIGSLIST
For free to good home.
Barney, 3 yrs old dog.
Ate my parents and boyfriend.
Please call if interested.
As soon as humanly possible.
I'm scared.

Steve O said...

Are you the gatekeeper?

Army of Dad said...

How nature says to leave her the hell alone.

Army of Dad said...

Sarah was happy that her overprotective father finally left his sniper hide site and while she loved dogs, this was too much. Her dad slept like a baby though.

Army of Dad said...

Can you imagine the dog farts in that house?

Army of Dad said...

Mailbox Etc.'s first customer.

Chrees said...

Prosecutors didn't think to look for BALCO's mascot...

Chrees said...

Amy was able to retire thanks to the income provided from organic fertilizer companies.

shoechick said...

I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER. NOW.

Silhouette said...

steve o says:
Are you the gatekeeper?

Game over, you win! Great job.

mpur said...

Look at those huge feet!

And the dog is pretty damn big, too.

Six Degrees of Blondness said...

Cujo discovers Prozac.

Seoulman (R) said...

Puppy chow for a full year, till he's full grown

Seoulman (R) said...

Who let the dog out?

Who cares, how do we get him back in

Seoulman (R) said...

We thought he was burrying a bone, later we found grandma... Who's a good boy, who's a good boy

Seoulman (R) said...

I used to feed him table scraps until PETA came after me about doggie cholesterol, now I feed him PETA members.

Seoulman (R) said...

Tonight on Where Are They Now... Janet Reno

Double the U said...

So where does a 160lb dog sit?...