Friday, May 23, 2008
That's One Big Frakkin' Dog
1. Imported dog food from China was recently discovered to have high levels of anabolic steroids.
2. "Nope, I don't know anything about any missing Jehovah Witnesses."
3. Andrew Sullivan found the slogan "Recommended by top breeders" to be "gobsmackingly homophobic."
4. Meredith Veira has achieved feminist nirvana no longer needs a man for anything. And I do mean anything
5. So far, the top bid on eBay is $4.50 a pound from Beijing Buffet
Very Brady Best of Steve O
Are you the gatekeeper?
Best of ochagirl
Upside: Mallory felt fairly safe from burglars.
Downside: She feared not waking up alive one morning when Fido had a bad day.
Best of mega
The neighbors had long ago gotten used to the "size issue", but at 2' 3", it was hard not to notice Karen when she took the dog out for a walk.
Best of Army of Dad
How nature says to leave her the hell alone.
Best of Chrees
Amy was able to retire thanks to the income provided from organic fertilizer companies.
Best of shoechick
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER. NOW.
Best of Six Degrees of Blondness
Cujo discovers Prozac.
Best of Seoulman (R)
We thought he was burrying a bone, later we found grandma... Who's a good boy, who's a good boy