1. "Damn, check out the blue sequined shirt. That would look fabulous with these pumps!"2. Dude, Memorial Day isn't for a whole nother week!!.
3. You have the right to remain fabulous!
4. One moment later, the fashion police officer wrote himself a ticket for wearing black socks with white pumps. He also roughed himself up a bit.
5. Helga hoped that by emphasizing her feminine side, she'd refute the stereotypes about lesbian state troopers.
Best of metalgarth
Security guards for the Folsom Street Fair take the job very seriously.
Best of Dwight Wannabe
And to think it started with a new Manalo Blahnik Taser.
Best of Nose
J. Edgar Hoover - the early years.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Officer Dangle was overjoyed at the new edition to the Reno Sheriff's Department.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
If you don't obey the lawful order of the Berkeley P.D., they'll scratch your eyes out.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Krispy Kreme's new "Estrogen Doughnut" had curious side effects.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'll try 'em on, but I don't think they're gonna work for me. I have a pretty wide stance, you know."
Best of Jonathan
♪ "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Won't you be my, could you be my...?" ♪
Best of Rodney Dill
Oh, you meant pump action shotgun
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Security guards for the Folsom Street Fair take the job very seriously.
And to think it started with a new Manalo Blahnik Taser.
"This is the last time I offer myself up for a fundraiser."
"Hey, you know what - these are actually pretty comfortable!"
To say that Bert had, uhm, "disturbing tastes in fashion" was to vastly underestimate how humiliated the Indiana State Police felt. Black socks, with light gray slacks and a brown shirt - WTF!!!!!????
J. Edgar Hoover - the early years.
"To Serve and Project"
State troopers alter their uniform code when studies revealed nothing commands respect and attention quite like "F"-me pumps.
Sweet... Is it Thursday already?
The new field sobriety test is gonna be a bitch.
I finally understand why Bob Marley did that terrible thing to the sheriff.
Officer Dangle was overjoyed at the new edition to the Reno Sheriff's Department.
If you don't obey the lawful order of the Berkeley P.D., they'll scratch your eyes out.
White. Oh yeah, that's real appropriate for a state police officer. Not.
Standard issue pumps
After they take away your firearms, the democrat controlled administration will fight crime this way.
just for the sake of accuracy, that guy is a Marion County Sheriff Deputy (or guy in uniform of) not an Indiana State Police officer. Let's not besmirch the wrong law enforcement agency
My feet are killing me, but dammit, I look good!
"sherrif is a cross..." *DING*
What did he say?
He says the sherrif is across the street.
"NO, NO THE SHERRIF IS A CROSS-D" *DING*
As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new CROSS DRESSER?!?!
Krispy Kreme's new "Estrogen Doughnut" had curious side effects.
Patriots can't lose you said. Trust your partner you said. Fat lot off good it did me.
In a new Democrat crime program beat cops will have to walk a mile in a prostitute's shoes before arresting them.
"I don't understand why this prostitution undercover sting isn't catching anybody. What am I doing wrong? On the other hand, I've sure met a lot of very friendly people."
Andrew Sullivan likes a man in uniform. Andrew Sullivan LOVES a man in uniform and heels.
I preferred the Candies ad with Jenny McCarthy a tad more.
Dressed to the nines, Bert always enjoyed the annual Policeman's Balls.
Coming to FOX this summer:
Fashion Police
(please check your local listings)
Bert's a decent cop, but it seems like once a month he gets a little moody.
I suspect Super Trooper may take it in the pooper.
I believe that the officer met a lot of, um, interesting people in the store that sells pumps in that size.
"I'll try 'em on, but I don't think they're gonna work for me. I have a pretty wide stance, you know."
We have located Dr. Spack's first client.
"I don't so much mind the junkies and crack whore's dayin and day out, but these stiletto heels are absolute murder."
The ripple effect of the recent California Supreme Court opinion on gay marriage was much worse than anticipated.
Bert's audition for Reno 911 didn't work out as well as he had hoped.
♪ "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Won't you be my, could you be my...?" ♪
This gets Larry Craig everytime.
I'm Gellin'
Oh, you meant pump action shotgun
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble.
PIMPIN'...UR DOOIN IT WRONG!
ORA:
That's just what this country needs: a cop in a frock on a rock.
No no no. When the Sarge said to bring the pump action, he meant the shotgun.
Prohibited from using tazers, law enforcement officers employ new methods for subduing suspects.
FASHUN...UR DOIN IT WRONG!
Ultimately, Officer Peterson was suspended for tampering with evidence in the infamous Huge Honkin' Feet Hooker murders.
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