Friday, May 16, 2008

So Close to a Thursday, Yet So Far From a Thursday


1. Lowliest job in McCain campaign, disposing of 'Oops, I Crapped My Pants.'

2. Pete Rose's daughter takes in laundry to pay off his gambling debts.

3. "WTF? Where did those Cheeto stains come from?"

4. "Hillary? How are you coming with the ironing?"

5. A moment later Bill Clinton sauntered up and asked, "Are you gonna eat that?"

6. Renee Zellweger is Daniel Dae Lewis in 'My Beautiful Launderette,' co-starring that Indian chick from 'The Office.'
Wicked Best of mega
Chris Matthew's personal secretary, at work after an unusually spirited speech in Ohio by Barack Obama.

Best of mklasing
After an 18-23 start, the Reds have had to resort to child labor to handle the team laundry. Thankfully, the team owner knew Kathie Lee Gifford's phone number.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Reds always appreciate fresh Lenin.

Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "Candy cane skidmarks? No wonder the Mrs. doesn't want to do Santa's wash..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"No Sarah, you can't hold someone's 'deposit' for a sperm bank like that... I think you've just been punk'd ... or "spunk'd"... but I digress.

Best of Whacko
Folks from Ohio go on vacation with a $5 bill and one pair of undies and try to get through the week without changing either one.

Best of Seoulman (R)
The questions of " Hillary, boxers or briefs?" was finally solved

Best of Seoulman (R)
I hope that is mustard, tapioca and chocolate

Best of Jay Guevara
"Skid Marx."

Best of attmay
"Red striped boxer shorts with lime green socks? No thank you!" Cindy should have known better than to look for dates at the laundromat.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Crying? There is no crying in baseball!"

41 comments:

mklasing said...

After and 18-23 start, the Reds have had to resort to child labor to handle the team laundry. Thankfully, the team owner knew Kathie Lee Gifford's phone number.

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "Yuck! Still, coulda been worse. I could be a superdelegate."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The after-effect of the rarely-achieved, banned-in-42-states "Ultimate Atomic Wedgie"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Communists got underpants?

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's a special type of person who can analyze stains by merely swishing them around on their tongue.

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's an allegory for how Republicans will feel at the ballot box in November.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thought Bubble:
"I know he's all for 'change'... but perhaps he should focus that philosophy on his poo-poo undies once a week."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thought Bubble:
"I don't mind doing Mayor Newsom's laundry, but it's strange that all the stains are on the BACK of the boxers..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Come on, Karen... I know you said you'd do ANYTHING for an X-Box, but have a little dignity..."

jeff said...

Thought bubble: "Blast, Jessica's girlfriend tossed her boxers in my laundry again... man that's a nasty skidmark!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Reds always appreciate fresh Lenin.

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Candy cane skidmarks? No wonder the Mrs. doesn't want to do Santa's wash..."

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
Reds always appreciate fresh Lenin.


Awesome, amigo, and g'day.

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "I always thought it was your SOCK that you packed 10 pounds of it into..."

Submariner said...

Starbuck's latte foam, Splenda crystals and, and, arugala! That b!tch has been cheating on me with an Obama staffer!

Submariner said...

That shade of lipstick says it isn't only his guns and his Bible that Joshua has been clinging to...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...to each, according to his shit stain..."

Submariner said...
Awesome, amigo, and g'day.


Thanks buddy, same to you! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Helen Hunt stars in Mad About Poo.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Did the owner of these have an eye-patch and solicit sex for money? They are quite smelly."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Whoah! Someone left a long, brown Murtha in this one!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Another allegory: "If you don't pucker up and kiss the brown stain, you're racist!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I don't care WHAT Sheryl Crow says... Behold the consequences of one square!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It smells like a mixture of asparagus, fish, and concentrated evil... yup, these are Hillary's alright..."

(Yes, if it makes you feel better, vomit just reached my uvula)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No Sarah, you can't hold someone's 'deposit' for a sperm bank like that... I think you've just been punk'd."

Son Of The Godfather said...

... or "spunk'd"... but I digress.

Whacko said...

Folks from Ohio go on vacation with a $5 bill and one pair of undies and try to get through the week without changing either one.

Jay Guevara said...

Following the DNC Platform Committee in a meeting room was always unpleasant.

Seoulman (R) said...

With Shout you can get the stains out

Seoulman (R) said...

The questions of " Hillary, boxers or briefs?" was finally solved

Seoulman (R) said...

I hope that is mustard, tapioca and chocolate

Seoulman (R) said...

Just another laundry day at the Kennedy compound

mega said...

Reds always appreciate fresh Lenin.

outstanding.

mega said...

Chris Matthew's personal secretary, at work after an unusually spirited speech in Ohio by Barack Obama.

mega said...

Miranda's decision to give up her $3,000 per week job as a stripper, to take a "legit" job as a laundress, had not fully led to the increased personal dignity she was seeking.

Jay Guevara said...

Reds always appreciate fresh Lenin.

Hats off to Submariner. In the same theme...

"Skid Marx."

Adjustah said...

Reds squeeze out Browns...

mega said...

Barbara's 12 year old son had just discovered that women are really. really. really. cool.

attmay said...

"Red striped boxer shorts with lime green socks? No thank you!" Cindy should have known better than to look for dates at the laundromat.

Rodney Dill said...

...not even Pete Rose would take those odds.

Rodney Dill said...

"Crying? There is no crying in baseball!"

mega said...

Sure, at a superficial level, she looked disgusted, but as the Factor's bodylanguage expert pointed, the angle of her index finger showed she was secretly digging it.