Tuesday, May 27, 2008

ORA Title: Young Cabaret Voltaire Fans



1. You might be a redneck if...

2. So is "Flygbussarna" the noise the kid on the right is making, or did the company get their name from a verification word?

3. "Flygbussarna: The Gas that Makes You Puke Rainbows."

4. "Hey, Ma, Look what we learned from those Mexican Boy Scouts!"

5. There was always something a little strange about the Cheney sisters.

Best of Jack Reacher
Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres, the early years.

Best of Sihouette
Billy vowed that the next robot friend that he built would be solar powered.

Best of Double the U
GASOLINE IS PEOPLE!

Best of mandible claw
On the left is a child who seems to be in charge. She seems to be sort of screwing her counterpart on the right, but not in a good way; And she's also clearly got no idea how energy policy should be run.

/The above is an equally accurate description of both the photograph and a Hillary presidency.

Best of metalgarth
Putting "Beano" to the ultimate test

Best of jeff
Darwin Award Contest: Now in progress.

Best of attmay
"I'm gonna win that fart lighting contest if it kills me!"

Best of Rodney Dill
F*ck me Pumps

Best of Submariner
Poor fuel efficiency in Fembot v1.0 was eliminated in v1.7 and later models.

25 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres, the early years.

Jack Reacher said...

When they stumbled upon the twins, Goofus couldn't believe their luck, but all Gallant could say was "$4.50 a gallon--are they crazy?"

Silhouette said...

"I hate eating here. This place always gives me gas."

Sihouette said...

Billy vowed that the next robot friend that he built would be solar powered.

Whacko said...

"Well, Billy, it is sort of like a d*ck only smaller."

Chrees said...

Perfectly sums up my reaction to the choice between McCain, Clinton, and Obama.

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir fuels up for his first Ice Capades.

Submariner said...

When a young Teddy Kennedy couldn't afford Grampa Joe's product, he turned to the next best thing...

Rodney Dill said...

No I did not say 'Fill up Ethel'

Rodney Dill said...

On second thought... how many miles a gallon does she get?

Double the U said...

When food prices got so high because of fuel prices, people just combined the two.

Double the U said...

GASOLINE IS PEOPLE!

Double the U said...

Are you sure this is what you saw Mommy doing to Daddy?

Silhouette said...

The cost of replacing gasoline with ethanol.

Gagdad Bob said...
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mandible claw said...

Whilst searching teh interweb, V the K stumbled upon the capitalist equivalent of enviro-porn.

mandible claw said...

From the Buttcrack Elementary, Iowa, newsletter: "Please be advised that due to budgetary constraints, this semester we will be combining Sex Education and Chemistry classes."

mandible claw said...

On the left is a child who seems to be in charge. She seems to be sort of screwing her counterpart on the right, but not in a good way; And she's also clearly got no idea how energy policy should be run.

/The above is an equally accurate description of both the photograph and a Hillary presidency.

Submariner said...

Wed. 8pm "Eight is enough"
In a school play, Mary Bradford convinces younger brother Tommy that a gas pump dispenses chocolate milk. During the actual performance, she changes it to high test. Hilarity ensues.

metalgarth said...

Putting "Beano" to the ultimate test

jeff said...

Darwin Award Contest: Now in progress.

attmay said...

"Dude, I'm telling you this stuff is made from corn. It's totally safe to drink." Brian's funeral will be held on Monday.

attmay said...

"I'm gonna win that fart lighting contest if it kills me!"

Rodney Dill said...

F*ck me Pumps

Submariner said...

Poor fuel efficiency in Fembot v1.0 was eliminated in v1.7 and later models.