1. You might be a redneck if...
2. So is "Flygbussarna" the noise the kid on the right is making, or did the company get their name from a verification word?
3. "Flygbussarna: The Gas that Makes You Puke Rainbows."
4. "Hey, Ma, Look what we learned from those Mexican Boy Scouts!"
5. There was always something a little strange about the Cheney sisters.
Best of Jack Reacher
Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres, the early years.
Best of Sihouette
Billy vowed that the next robot friend that he built would be solar powered.
Best of Double the U
GASOLINE IS PEOPLE!
Best of mandible claw
On the left is a child who seems to be in charge. She seems to be sort of screwing her counterpart on the right, but not in a good way; And she's also clearly got no idea how energy policy should be run.
/The above is an equally accurate description of both the photograph and a Hillary presidency.
Best of metalgarth
Putting "Beano" to the ultimate test
Best of jeff
Darwin Award Contest: Now in progress.
Best of attmay
"I'm gonna win that fart lighting contest if it kills me!"
Best of Rodney Dill
F*ck me Pumps
Best of Submariner
Poor fuel efficiency in Fembot v1.0 was eliminated in v1.7 and later models.
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Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres, the early years.
When they stumbled upon the twins, Goofus couldn't believe their luck, but all Gallant could say was "$4.50 a gallon--are they crazy?"
"I hate eating here. This place always gives me gas."
Billy vowed that the next robot friend that he built would be solar powered.
"Well, Billy, it is sort of like a d*ck only smaller."
Perfectly sums up my reaction to the choice between McCain, Clinton, and Obama.
Johnny Weir fuels up for his first Ice Capades.
When a young Teddy Kennedy couldn't afford Grampa Joe's product, he turned to the next best thing...
No I did not say 'Fill up Ethel'
On second thought... how many miles a gallon does she get?
When food prices got so high because of fuel prices, people just combined the two.
GASOLINE IS PEOPLE!
Are you sure this is what you saw Mommy doing to Daddy?
The cost of replacing gasoline with ethanol.
Whilst searching teh interweb, V the K stumbled upon the capitalist equivalent of enviro-porn.
From the Buttcrack Elementary, Iowa, newsletter: "Please be advised that due to budgetary constraints, this semester we will be combining Sex Education and Chemistry classes."
On the left is a child who seems to be in charge. She seems to be sort of screwing her counterpart on the right, but not in a good way; And she's also clearly got no idea how energy policy should be run.
/The above is an equally accurate description of both the photograph and a Hillary presidency.
Wed. 8pm "Eight is enough"
In a school play, Mary Bradford convinces younger brother Tommy that a gas pump dispenses chocolate milk. During the actual performance, she changes it to high test. Hilarity ensues.
Putting "Beano" to the ultimate test
Darwin Award Contest: Now in progress.
"Dude, I'm telling you this stuff is made from corn. It's totally safe to drink." Brian's funeral will be held on Monday.
"I'm gonna win that fart lighting contest if it kills me!"
F*ck me Pumps
Poor fuel efficiency in Fembot v1.0 was eliminated in v1.7 and later models.
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