Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ooooh, that's nasty....



Best of Tremor
"What do you mean these aren't edible???"

Best of Citizen Grim
We warned you, Florida! We told you that your new "panty" ballots would probably lead to even more electoral confusion, but nooooo, you didn't listen!

Best of Army of Dad
Blonde zombies don't even try to eat brains.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Silky fabric, delicious curves; I must have that sofa!" exclaimed Sully.

Best of Army of Mom
Blonde dental floss

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Box lunch

Best of Son Of The Godfather
James Earl Jones voiceover: "In the Serengeti, nothing is wasted."

Best of J-Dub
I can has Furburger?

Best of mpur
Victoria's Secret takes customer service to a whole new level.


Best of Gagdad Bob
I was just, er, examining some of the compelling evidence presented before the California Supreme Court.

Best of ochagirl
CRUNCHES. UR DOIN IT WRONG.

Best of mega
Candace was really turned-on, at first. But four hours later, Amanda's underwear-chewing thing was starting to seem ... weird.

38 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Obama girl was OK, but McCain girls rule.

Tremor said...

"What do you mean these aren't edible???"

Citizen Grim said...

Jess and Jane are two of the lucky ones - most Siamese twins don't survive more than a few hours.

Citizen Grim said...

We warned you, Florida! We told you that your new "panty" ballots would probably lead to even more electoral confusion, but nooooo, you didn't listen!

Citizen Grim said...

This was the inevitable result when humanity finally figured out how to reverse-engineer the T-X Terminators.

Citizen Grim said...

Jane knew her father - an orthodontist - would be appalled at this afternoon's activities...

Army of Dad said...

Blonde zombies don't even try to eat brains.

Jack Reacher said...

"I'll prove to you that you're wearing my panties," said Jill. "Just let me check around here for the name tag. Funny thing; it's inside."

Jack Reacher said...

"Silky fabric, delicious curves; I must have that sofa!" exclaimed Sully.

Jack Reacher said...

What are the odds? I've had that fantasy.

WV--ghaia. Bwahahahahahaha!

Army of Mom said...

Blonde dental floss

Army of Mom said...

Jessica decided that all that rubbing she did on the Genie must have paid off when he transformed her maltese into Samantha the muff-diver.

Army of Mom said...

John Edwards nightmare:

I just had the worst dream about two bisexual blondes carousing on the couch and asking me to join in.

Army of Mom said...

Now these are some pelvic thrust exercises I could motivate myself to do.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad's dreams came true when he arrived early to find the babysitters otherwise engaged.

Army of Mom said...

Candy! Silvia! Bad girls. Go to my room!

Son Of The Godfather said...

We Title This Picture:
The GOOD Kind Of "The Ghey"

Army of Dad said...
Blonde zombies don't even try to eat brains.


Nice!

Army of Mom said...

Blonde philosophical conversation:
Candy, why would that guy call you a carpet muncher when there isn't any carpet down there?

Army of Mom said...

I've always said I like to eat off a clean plate, but I don't usually gnaw on the napkin first.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Box lunch

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's o.k. Heather, I got the 'Scotch-guard' option."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Back in the day, we called this "Eating at the 'Y'".

Son Of The Godfather said...

James Earl Jones voiceover: "In the Serengeti, nothing is wasted."

jeff said...

"I don't understand why you keep getting bitten by rattlesnakes there, Jane..."

J-Dub said...

I can has Furburger?

mpur said...

Victoria's Secret takes customer service to a whole new level.


verification word: urfox

Army of Dad said...

With rumors of Hillary shutting down her campaign the interns were left to fight for the remaining slots.

Gagdad Bob said...

I was just, er, examining some of the compelling evidence presented before the California Supreme Court.

mpur said...

99 bottle blonds on the wall
99 bottle blonds
take one down and pass it around....

ochagirl said...

SOTG: "Box lunch"

Youstolemycaption.*pout* I think I told a friend to tell that to her husband.

ochagirl said...

CRUNCHES. UR DOIN IT WRONG.

mega said...

Candace was really turned-on, at first. But four hours later, Amanda's underwear-chewing thing was starting to seem ... weird.

Steve Burri said...

Ethanol production... Food shortage... Major spike in the Jeffery Dahmer fan club membership.

mega said...

Let's just say the after-party for Obama's events looked a bit different than McCain's, and leave it at that.

mega said...

Tom didn't mind paying the $60,000 each for his twin angels to go to Dartmouth together. What price can you put on a top-notch education? The constant bills for new underwear were a little annoying, though.

Army of Dad said...

'Ow to speak Australian: Workout.

mpur said...

nom nom nom nom nom nom

Merovign said...

If that's how they want to do crunches, I'm pretty okay with that.

Especially if they're all sweaty and pliant at some point.

Or marginally friendly. Tolerant, even.