Best of Tremor
"What do you mean these aren't edible???"
Best of Citizen Grim
We warned you, Florida! We told you that your new "panty" ballots would probably lead to even more electoral confusion, but nooooo, you didn't listen!
Best of Army of Dad
Blonde zombies don't even try to eat brains.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Silky fabric, delicious curves; I must have that sofa!" exclaimed Sully.
Best of Army of Mom
Blonde dental floss
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Box lunch
Best of Son Of The Godfather
James Earl Jones voiceover: "In the Serengeti, nothing is wasted."
Best of J-Dub
I can has Furburger?
Best of mpur
Victoria's Secret takes customer service to a whole new level.
Best of Gagdad Bob
I was just, er, examining some of the compelling evidence presented before the California Supreme Court.
Best of ochagirl
CRUNCHES. UR DOIN IT WRONG.
Best of mega
Candace was really turned-on, at first. But four hours later, Amanda's underwear-chewing thing was starting to seem ... weird.
38 comments:
Obama girl was OK, but McCain girls rule.
"What do you mean these aren't edible???"
Jess and Jane are two of the lucky ones - most Siamese twins don't survive more than a few hours.
We warned you, Florida! We told you that your new "panty" ballots would probably lead to even more electoral confusion, but nooooo, you didn't listen!
This was the inevitable result when humanity finally figured out how to reverse-engineer the T-X Terminators.
Jane knew her father - an orthodontist - would be appalled at this afternoon's activities...
Blonde zombies don't even try to eat brains.
"I'll prove to you that you're wearing my panties," said Jill. "Just let me check around here for the name tag. Funny thing; it's inside."
"Silky fabric, delicious curves; I must have that sofa!" exclaimed Sully.
What are the odds? I've had that fantasy.
WV--ghaia. Bwahahahahahaha!
Blonde dental floss
Jessica decided that all that rubbing she did on the Genie must have paid off when he transformed her maltese into Samantha the muff-diver.
John Edwards nightmare:
I just had the worst dream about two bisexual blondes carousing on the couch and asking me to join in.
Now these are some pelvic thrust exercises I could motivate myself to do.
Army of Dad's dreams came true when he arrived early to find the babysitters otherwise engaged.
Candy! Silvia! Bad girls. Go to my room!
We Title This Picture:
The GOOD Kind Of "The Ghey"
Army of Dad said...
Blonde zombies don't even try to eat brains.
Nice!
Blonde philosophical conversation:
Candy, why would that guy call you a carpet muncher when there isn't any carpet down there?
I've always said I like to eat off a clean plate, but I don't usually gnaw on the napkin first.
Box lunch
"It's o.k. Heather, I got the 'Scotch-guard' option."
Back in the day, we called this "Eating at the 'Y'".
James Earl Jones voiceover: "In the Serengeti, nothing is wasted."
"I don't understand why you keep getting bitten by rattlesnakes there, Jane..."
I can has Furburger?
Victoria's Secret takes customer service to a whole new level.
verification word: urfox
With rumors of Hillary shutting down her campaign the interns were left to fight for the remaining slots.
I was just, er, examining some of the compelling evidence presented before the California Supreme Court.
99 bottle blonds on the wall
99 bottle blonds
take one down and pass it around....
SOTG: "Box lunch"
Youstolemycaption.*pout* I think I told a friend to tell that to her husband.
CRUNCHES. UR DOIN IT WRONG.
Candace was really turned-on, at first. But four hours later, Amanda's underwear-chewing thing was starting to seem ... weird.
Ethanol production... Food shortage... Major spike in the Jeffery Dahmer fan club membership.
Let's just say the after-party for Obama's events looked a bit different than McCain's, and leave it at that.
Tom didn't mind paying the $60,000 each for his twin angels to go to Dartmouth together. What price can you put on a top-notch education? The constant bills for new underwear were a little annoying, though.
'Ow to speak Australian: Workout.
nom nom nom nom nom nom
If that's how they want to do crunches, I'm pretty okay with that.
Especially if they're all sweaty and pliant at some point.
Or marginally friendly. Tolerant, even.
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