Thursday, May 22, 2008

Once Again, I'm Busy. Write Your Own Captions



Best of Son Of The Godfather
"My turn-ons include puppies, rainbows, and middle-aged, soft-in-the-middle perverted men who have nothing better to do than write captions all day."

Best of Jay Guevara
"This meeting of the One-Handed Typists Club is now called to order."

Best of ochagirl
Wedgie from hell.

Best of mega
"Foxnews brings you Election 2008. Our live coverage from the Kansas primaries continues now. Heather, what's the latest?"

Best of racerboy
"Little Horse had become a Himone, for which there ain't no English word... and he was a good 'un, too!"

Best of mandible claw
"How I wish someone would ride me bareback through this grassy meadow," sighed Silky Pony, toying absently with a lock of hair.

Best of Steve O
Woman with perfect ass told she has beautiful eyes.

Best of Army of Dad
The monitors at night glow big and bright *slap slap slap* deep in the heart of Texas!

31 comments:

Army of Dad said...

This is all this poor girl has left of her jeans after some agressive blonde attacked her. They are still searching for the pictures of the incident.

jeff said...

Stare? I'd rather run away... poor girl has a #2 smile on a #9.5 body.

mklasing said...

It's a good thing she is wearing a belt.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Clicking the picture makes it big.
...So does staring at it.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey, I have an idea... Apple picking!... If there are any that are too high, I can put you on my shoulders!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I dunno, Doc... The last thing I heard was 'Oooops, I seem to have dropped my hairbrush', then everything went dark..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

V the K said...
"Once Again, I'm Busy. Write Your Own Captions"


Yeah... after seeing the picture, we all know why V's "busy"... but other people have to use that bathroom you know.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"My turn-ons include puppies, rainbows, and middle-aged, soft-in-the-middle perverted men who have nothing better to do than write captions all day."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Weez kinda high up here on this table, Mr. SOTG... but not ta worry, I see the sign for the 'stare' over yonder..."

duke of red said...

Sotg said:
"Hey, I have an idea... Apple picking!... If there are any that are too high, I can put you on my shoulders!"


Girl: "Hey, I've never sat on someone's shoulders with my legs hanging down their back before! Are you sure this is right, sotg? You can't be able to breathe, can you?"

Sotg: "Mmfmfmbbmbmbmlllfmffmhhhh"

duke of red said...

"Why yes, I DO take it in the rear!"

duke of red said...

I bet she is a good conversationalist.

Jay Guevara said...

"This meeting of the One-Handed Typists Club is now called to order."

mpur said...

Heather is doing her bit to for Breast Cancer awareness month.

Jack Reacher said...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"My turn-ons include puppies, rainbows, and middle-aged, soft-in-the-middle perverted men who have nothing better to do than write captions all day."
Ohh! Pick me! Pick me! Huh? It's a joke? Oh, uh, I knew that.

mpur said...

Do these shorts make my ass look big?

ochagirl said...

OG's rule of shorts: shorts cease to be shorts when people can see your butt cheeks. Not that anyone here is probably arguing over that minor detail.

ochagirl said...

Wedgie from hell.

mega said...

"Foxnews brings you Election 2008. Our live coverage from the Kansas primaries continues now. Heather, what's the latest?"

mega said...

"Foxnews brings you Election 2008. Our live coverage from the Kansas primaries continues now. Heather, what's the latest?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

SOTG's subclause to OG's rule of shorts:
Quiet, you!

racerboy said...

"Little Horse had become a Himone, for which there ain't no English word... and he was a good 'un, too!"

mega said...

Tanya thought about what the 100,000 men who viewed this photo would be doing, and held onto her hair tightly as an emotional security blanket.

mandible claw said...

"How I wish someone would ride me bareback through this grassy meadow," sighed Silky Pony, toying absently with a lock of hair.

jeff said...

"Hey, I got my shorts on okay - where are yours?

Anonymous said...

"The pink ribbons? One is for 'OH!' and the other is for 'BABY!'"

Steve O said...

Nice pooper.

Steve O said...

Woman with perfect ass told she has beautiful eyes.

Steve O said...

5 cents a dance.

Army of Dad said...

The monitors at night glow big and bright *slap slap slap* deep in the heart of Texas!

mega said...

Heather's mom belatedly realized she had forgotten to mention: measure twice, cut once.