1. "You little bastards found my lower dentures yet?"
2. "A Chappaquiddick diorama? Why Ted Kennedy, you magnificent bastard!"
3. "Get back to our 'inkwells' and 'chamber pots.' Just how frakkin' old are you, McCain?"
4. "Hey, look, a trilobite exhibit. Those things used to be all over the place when I was a kid. Then they went extinct. Probably due to man-made global warming."
5. "Enjoy your youth while you can. Once my amnesty passes, none of you little sh1ts is ever gonna find a job."
Wicked Best of mega
In a scene eerily reminiscent of the conclusion of Logan's run, the children, who had never seen someone so old before, then crowded around McCain, tugging on his white hair and touching his leathered skin, the joy of discovery punctuated by confusion and a tinge of fear.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Miguel, Maria, there are places where the Rio Grande is this shallow. Really. Tell your family."
Best of lawhawk
Keep bailing kids. That global warming is a real killer and the short ones wont make it.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Check the paternity tests again, this can't be right!
Best of GregMan
"Now kids, this is what your neighborhood will look like after Global Warming makes the sea level rise. Your parents will all drown, your friends will all be dead and your puppy will die too. Hey, why did you all start crying? It's a scientific fact!"
Best of GregMan
"You kids get out of my tide pool!"
Best of curly
“Sure kid, I know what the Jurassic Period is. It’s that time of the month when your wife turns into a real bitchosaurus.”
Best of curly
“Thanks for sponging my drool off the display, kids.”
Best of Army of Mom
Over here is a Zeppelin like I piloted back in ott seven.
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Hey Jason, this old exhibit over here talks!
"Get a load of this Atlantis exhibit. They got it all wrong. It didn't look like this at all."
Thought bubble
Say, look at V the K's site; I look hot naked."
"Miguel, Maria, there are places where the Rio Grande is this shallow. Really. Tell your family."
"Oh hi, Barak - I've got some of your voters here."
"Nice diverse crowd of kids - you did well, staffers!"
Kid in middle: "Like I'm ever going to vote for you, honkie!"
In a scene eerily reminiscent of the conclusion of Logan's run, the children, who had never seen someone so old before, then crowded around McCain, tugging on his white hair and touching his leathered skin, the joy of discovery punctuated by confusion and a tinge of fear.
Keep bailing kids. That global warming is a real killer and the short ones wont make it.
You know kids, this reminds me of the time I met Noah, now that was after he built the ark, and he said to me....
Bobbing for trash was even more exciting than bobbing for apples
Strangely, no teachers seemed to be concerned that five students hadn't returned to the bus.
Mom, this old guy keeps offering us candy
Check the paternity tests again, this can't be right!
"Now kids, this is what your neighborhood will look like after Global Warming makes the sea level rise. Your parents will all drown, your friends will all be dead and your puppy will die too. Hey, why did you all start crying? It's a scientific fact!"
"Did someone say 'Geritol'?!?"
"You kids get out of my tide pool!"
"Now, this pool of water represents the sinking ship that the Republican Party has become with me as the nominee. You kids are the Concervatives trying to keep it from going completely under. I'm gonna stand here and blather about Global Warming some more."
"Oops! I just cr@pped my pants! And it feels good!"
“Sure kid, I know what the Jurassic Period is. It’s that time of the month when your wife turns into a real bitchosaurus.”
“Thanks for sponging my drool off the display, kids.”
“Speaking of fossilized artifacts, let me tell you about my amnesty plan.”
“Hey Barack, we found your shoulder pads!”
Hey, mom, check out this fossil!
If you kids will look over here, we have a Rino-a-saurus.
Dad, I don't see any rhinos in this exhibit. Aw, wait. I get it now.
*thought bubble over the kid in the red cap* I'll show you guys for calling me chunky. Stupid a55holes don't notice that the water is yellow.
When Smeagol realized that McCain found the ring in the water, he startled the children away as he began to choke the life out of McCain.
Thought bubble over McCain's head:
It's working. The ring forged in Mordor is mine. BWAHAHAHAHA!
McCain's secret to long life: drinking the Ents' water from Fanghorn Forest.
Over here is a Zeppelin like I piloted back in ott seven.
This is the crummiest wax museum I've ever been in. This old guy doesn't even look lifelike.
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