Best of Conservative Belle- "This is how Obama showed me how to inhale."
- "Hillary told me that Bill was only THIS BIG."
- "Should I fling this booger at Danny Glover?"
Best of Rodney Dill
"... except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato - when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato's fresh, it's so perky!"
Best of The Man
The opening act of the DNC in Denver was a smashing success, a salute to the Democrat's favorite 'Wild and Crazy Guys.'
Best of Jack Reacher
"Just a pinch between your check and gum, comrade, and the coca leaf becomes your whole world."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Freakin' stubborn nose hair!"
Best of Steve O
Karoke night in the workers' paradise.
Best of Whacko
"And then we'll take Peru, Columbia, Equador, Chile and Bolivia, weeeeeagh!"
Best of Seoulman (R)
now that's a spicy meatball
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"... except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato - when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato's fresh, it's so perky!"
The opening act of the DNC in Denver was a smashing success.
Obama's main choices for VP
In a dream of his future, Chavez imagines himself and 37 other illegals in the back of a truck on the way to work, while a friend explains which strawberries are just right for picking.
"Just a pinch between your check and gum, comrade, and the coca leaf becomes your whole world."
Democrats and Hollywood, These are your American Idols!
*Queue American Idol intro music*
"Freakin' stubborn nose hair!"
Karoke night in the workers' paradise.
" Its good to be da dictator! ha ha ha ha ha."
" Its good to be da dictator! ha ha ha ha ha."
"And then we'll take Peru, Columbia, Equador, Chile and Bolivia, weeeeeagh!"
"Let me go before congress! I'll tell them toads why the price of gas is so high! Because I want it high, that's why!"
"Did you hear? Maxine Waters wants to sociali-- I mean nationalize the US oil companies. Welcome to OPEC, Maxine!"
"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch..."
"YEEAHHHHHH!!"
Don't make jokes about the happy fun dictator on Karoke night.
now that's a spicy meatball
You need a moustashe to do that Snidely Whiplash twisty thing
the doctors were amazed that it was this big around.... what, no my brain
I'm crushing your border
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