Friday, May 23, 2008

O-Tay!

Best of Conservative Belle
  • "This is how Obama showed me how to inhale."
  • "Hillary told me that Bill was only THIS BIG."
  • "Should I fling this booger at Danny Glover?"


Best of Rodney Dill
"... except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato - when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato's fresh, it's so perky!"

Best of The Man
The opening act of the DNC in Denver was a smashing success, a salute to the Democrat's favorite 'Wild and Crazy Guys.'

Best of Jack Reacher
"Just a pinch between your check and gum, comrade, and the coca leaf becomes your whole world."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Freakin' stubborn nose hair!"

Best of Steve O
Karoke night in the workers' paradise.

Best of Whacko
"And then we'll take Peru, Columbia, Equador, Chile and Bolivia, weeeeeagh!"

Best of Seoulman (R)
now that's a spicy meatball

19 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"... except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato - when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato's fresh, it's so perky!"

The Man said...

The opening act of the DNC in Denver was a smashing success.

The Man said...

Obama's main choices for VP

Jack Reacher said...

In a dream of his future, Chavez imagines himself and 37 other illegals in the back of a truck on the way to work, while a friend explains which strawberries are just right for picking.

Jack Reacher said...

"Just a pinch between your check and gum, comrade, and the coca leaf becomes your whole world."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Democrats and Hollywood, These are your American Idols!
*Queue American Idol intro music*

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

"Freakin' stubborn nose hair!"

Steve O said...

Karoke night in the workers' paradise.

Whacko said...

" Its good to be da dictator! ha ha ha ha ha."

Whacko said...

" Its good to be da dictator! ha ha ha ha ha."

Whacko said...

"And then we'll take Peru, Columbia, Equador, Chile and Bolivia, weeeeeagh!"

Whacko said...

"Let me go before congress! I'll tell them toads why the price of gas is so high! Because I want it high, that's why!"

Whacko said...

"Did you hear? Maxine Waters wants to sociali-- I mean nationalize the US oil companies. Welcome to OPEC, Maxine!"

Steve O said...

"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch..."
"YEEAHHHHHH!!"


Don't make jokes about the happy fun dictator on Karoke night.

Seoulman (R) said...

now that's a spicy meatball

Seoulman (R) said...

You need a moustashe to do that Snidely Whiplash twisty thing

Seoulman (R) said...

the doctors were amazed that it was this big around.... what, no my brain

Seoulman (R) said...

I'm crushing your border