- "This is how Obama showed me how to inhale."
- "Hillary told me that Bill was only THIS BIG."
- "Should I fling this booger at Danny Glover?"
Best of Rodney Dill
"... except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato - when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato's fresh, it's so perky!"
Best of The Man
The opening act of the DNC in Denver was a smashing success, a salute to the Democrat's favorite 'Wild and Crazy Guys.'
Best of Jack Reacher
"Just a pinch between your check and gum, comrade, and the coca leaf becomes your whole world."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Freakin' stubborn nose hair!"
Best of Steve O
Karoke night in the workers' paradise.
Best of Whacko
"And then we'll take Peru, Columbia, Equador, Chile and Bolivia, weeeeeagh!"
Best of Seoulman (R)
now that's a spicy meatball