Timmeh!1. Hollywood power couple Stephen Root and Tina Yothers relax in their Malibu home.
2. (Sigh) Looks like another Republican congressman is gonna have to retire.
3. The plaintiffs in the next California Supreme Court Marriage Case feel good about their chances.
4. "So, anyway, the UN peacekeepers passed through town about six months ago..."
5. "And the only way to punish you for my sin is to kill that thing that's growing in your belly."
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And on the next Arrested Development: Tobias gains 50 lbs and knocks up Egg. I mean Ann
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Shelley wonders why Errol always seems so nervous when they watch "America's Most Wanted."
Best of Army of Dad
This was the last photo taken before he showed her the new "nursery" in the basement.
Best of attmay
Her dad tried to conceal his farts. He failed. Tracy tried to conceal her disgust. She failed. How they both detested family photo night.
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His gun and the good book banned by the Obama government, typical white person Earl made it through the day by clinging to Mary-Jo's bingo wings.
Best of Submariner
So; ya wanna see the ass-ta -oid that fell thru our livin' room ceilin' do ya?
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Queer eye for the "keep your damn pants zipped up" guy.
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No, that ain't Celtic knotwork. That's our family tree.
Best of Army of Mom
Mandy refused to let her pregnancy stand in the way of her dance recital.
Best of Steve O
Sorry Jed, I just don't think duct tape is going to keep it from coming out.