Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Nuthin Says Luvvin...

Timmeh!
1. Hollywood power couple Stephen Root and Tina Yothers relax in their Malibu home.

2. (Sigh) Looks like another Republican congressman is gonna have to retire.

3. The plaintiffs in the next California Supreme Court Marriage Case feel good about their chances.

4. "So, anyway, the UN peacekeepers passed through town about six months ago..."

5. "And the only way to punish you for my sin is to kill that thing that's growing in your belly."

Best of metalgarth
And on the next Arrested Development: Tobias gains 50 lbs and knocks up Egg. I mean Ann

Best of Jack Reacher
Shelley wonders why Errol always seems so nervous when they watch "America's Most Wanted."

Best of Army of Dad
This was the last photo taken before he showed her the new "nursery" in the basement.

Best of attmay
Her dad tried to conceal his farts. He failed. Tracy tried to conceal her disgust. She failed. How they both detested family photo night.

Best of mandible claw
His gun and the good book banned by the Obama government, typical white person Earl made it through the day by clinging to Mary-Jo's bingo wings.

Best of Submariner
So; ya wanna see the ass-ta -oid that fell thru our livin' room ceilin' do ya?

Best of Chrees
Queer eye for the "keep your damn pants zipped up" guy.

Best of Cybrludite
No, that ain't Celtic knotwork. That's our family tree.

Best of Army of Mom
Mandy refused to let her pregnancy stand in the way of her dance recital.

Best of Steve O
Sorry Jed, I just don't think duct tape is going to keep it from coming out.

34 comments:

metalgarth said...

And on the next Arrested Development: Tobias gains 50 lbs and knocks up Egg. I mean Ann

Gagdad Bob said...

Oh, the dreadful things Michael Moore's casting couch has seen..

Jack Reacher said...

Shelley wonders why Errol always seems so nervous when they watch "America's Most Wanted."

jeff said...

Some people should just realize that "America's got Talent" - but they don't.

Regrettably, Tina didn't realize that while black was slimming, iridescent black was not.

jeff said...

I've really got to learn to avoid Wednesdays around here...

jeff said...

Proof that White Trash has a genetic component.

The Man said...

Odds of you winning the lotto: 1 in 250,000,000
Odds of people like this from some po-dunk town in Ohio winning the lotto: 1 in 40

The Man said...

"But dad, how will I be able to watch the Alabama football game with my head down there"

Army of Dad said...

This was the last photo taken before he showed her the new "nursery" in the basement.

attmay said...

Her dad tried to conceal his farts. He failed. Tracy tried to conceal her disgust. She failed. How they both detested family photo night.

mandible claw said...

His gun and the good book banned by the Obama government, typical white person Earl made it through the day by clinging to Mary-Jo's bingo wings.

Submariner said...

Fruit of the Loons.

Submariner said...

So; ya wanna see the ass-ta -oid that fell thru our livin' room ceilin' do ya?

Chrees said...

(the man on the U of A...owww, that hurts!)

Queer eye for the "keep your damn pants zipped up" guy.

Submariner said...

Muh baby-daddy is muh daddy, but it won't hurt 'er none...

Chrees said...

I'll take "Pictures That May Give Me an Eating Disorder" for $1,200 Alex...

Submariner said...

Arkansas - still sharing that one, single, family gene pool.

jeff said...

"It's okay, Honey, we'll let that no-account Bubba back out of the basement after the baby's born."

Passionate Conservative said...

No, really, my cousin IS Roman Polanski!

mega said...

Charline with an I liked to play dress-up for her boyfriend-father-landlord.

Seoulman (R) said...

Years later Mobie and Ahab would have a falling out leading to tragic consequences

Seoulman (R) said...

Sadly, some couples really do deserve each other

Seoulman (R) said...

Weekly World News Headline

Pregnant Oregeon "Man" Finds True Love At Last

Seoulman (R) said...

Sadly vertical stripes and glittery fabrics do not hide body flaws as is often believed.

Cybrludite said...

No, that ain't Celtic knotwork. That's our family tree.

Submariner said...

Bubba and Earleen enjoy a quiet moment while sharing a rerun of America's Funniest Home Videos in the livingroom of their doublewide.

Submariner said...

Put a Bible on his lap and a Smith & Wesson in his hand and you'd have the Obamessiah's mental image of most red state Americans.

Army of Mom said...

Personals ad: Good ole country boy and his city slicker gal pal looking for a BBW who likes her playmates with a little meat on 'em. Must be adept at flinging flour to find the wet spot as well as the the little soldier lost in the folds. Color, race unimportant.

Army of Mom said...

Mandy refused to let her pregnancy stand in the way of her dance recital.

Army of Mom said...

Mandy and her husband celebrate the debut of her pr0n movie:
Barely 18, Barefoot and Pregnant

Army of Mom said...

I CAN HAZ EYE BLEECH

Mr. Right said...

OFF CAMERA: "I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC..."



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Steve O said...

Holy crap. There really ARE two America's.




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Steve O said...

Sorry Jed, I just don't think duct tape is going to keep it from coming out.