Friday, May 09, 2008

Not Suitable for Thursday



1. 'Strict Vulcan Librarian' was Commander Riker's favorite holodeck program.

2. Being Ellen DeGeneres's personal assistant was still less humiliating than working for Streisand.

3. The Livonia Public Library has an extremely strict policy about misplaced books.

4. "Mom, the Spinal Tap album cover was 24 years ago. Let it go."

5. A prom corsage is just so bourgeois.

Best of Seoulman (R)
A gender misplaced is a gender lost

Best of Double the U
Can you force your vegan slave to eat meat?

Best of curly
♫ Horse crops up noses and whiskerless kittens
♪ Tight leather collars and Islamiphied Britons
♫ Brown Unibomber packages tied up with strings
♪ These are a few of my favorite things

Best of Silhouette
I'm guessing that book was, "Dress for Success."

Best of jeff
"Ja, Ich bin eine Ostericherin."

Best of Submariner
Apparently, Starfall bet on Dallas in game 1.

Best of mega
Karen's mom was adamant about this so-called new 'look'. "You're not leaving this house, young lady, until you find a better pair of earrings."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Live longneck and perspire."

Best of mega
Norm Herklefink, aka "Master Torquemada", took sick pleasure in making her wear t-shirts with incomprehensible slogans.

36 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

woof

Seoulman (R) said...

Star Trek X: Spock's Little Secret

Double the U said...

During the day she was a feminist, but at night Dawn wanted to be treated like a woman.

Seoulman (R) said...

A gender misplaced is a gender lost

Seoulman (R) said...

Please re-leash me, let me go

Seoulman (R) said...

who let the dogs out

Seoulman (R) said...

when Terry got hot under the collar, there was usually a good reason

Double the U said...

I caption this picture, "Things you will never see on my blog on a Thursday."
No you didn't.

Double the U said...

Can you force your vegan slave to eat meat?

Army of Dad said...

hmm, seems more like a Romulan to me.

Army of Dad said...

Pon far isn't like it used to be.

sonicfrog said...

This is what you get when you try to mix Star Trek with horse racing - Pon Farlap!

curly said...

♫ Horse crops up noses and whiskerless kittens
♪ Tight leather collars and Islamiphied Britons
♫ Brown Unibomber packages tied up with strings
♪ These are a few of my favorite things

curly said...

Vie must abort zee fetus NOW!

curly said...

The new Vulcan’s Secret catalog is out!

curly said...

“I love you, Michelle Obama!”

curly said...

URANUS OR MINE?

Silhouette said...

I'm guessing that book was, "Dress for Success."

Silhouette said...

Hon, it is neckLACE, not neckbrace.

shoechick said...

Stealing ideas from Silhouette:

I'm guessing How to Win Friends and Influence People was the lost book.

jeff said...

"Ja, Ich bin eine Ostericherin."

"It tickles a bit when I cough, but it's worth keeping my mouth at the perfect angle for the ex-President."

racerboy said...

Subby - how long do you think we should wait to tell her it's yer c*ckr!ng?

Double the U said...

Once they clamped this thing around her neck she to understood how wonderful Ron Paul is.

Submariner said...

We title this pick
"Why Vulcans only mate once."

Submariner said...

Racerboy said...
Subby - how long do you think we should wait to tell her it's yer c*ckr!ng?



I should be taking an eternal dirt nap by 2050, so 2075, 2080 ought to be about right; I sure as hell wouldn't want it back after it was abused like this...

Submariner said...

Apparently, Starfall bet on Dallas in game 1.

mega said...

Karen's mom was adamant about this so-called new 'look'. "You're not leaving this house, young lady, until you find a better pair of earrings."

Chrees said...

Mystery date... are you ready for your mystery date...

Chrees gets the dreamboat!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Uhm... Pon Far-ther.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Call me a "specist", but I'd still hit that over a Ferengi chick.

Silhouette said...
I'm guessing that book was, "Dress for Success."


Ha!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Live longneck and perspire."

Son Of The Godfather said...

ST:TNG S&M (on UPN)

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd hit it, but I'd make sure I was wearing a vulcanized rubber.

mega said...

Norm Herklefink, aka "Master Torquemada", took sick pleasure in making her wear t-shirts with incomprehensible slogans.

curly said...

Captain’s log: Stardate stood up.

curly said...

Vulcan mind melt or pathetic telepathic sadomasochistic mating call? You decide, next on Oprah!