1. 'Strict Vulcan Librarian' was Commander Riker's favorite holodeck program.
2. Being Ellen DeGeneres's personal assistant was still less humiliating than working for Streisand.
3. The Livonia Public Library has an extremely strict policy about misplaced books.
4. "Mom, the Spinal Tap album cover was 24 years ago. Let it go."
5. A prom corsage is just so bourgeois.
Best of Seoulman (R)
A gender misplaced is a gender lost
Best of Double the U
Can you force your vegan slave to eat meat?
Best of curly
♫ Horse crops up noses and whiskerless kittens
♪ Tight leather collars and Islamiphied Britons
♫ Brown Unibomber packages tied up with strings
♪ These are a few of my favorite things
Best of Silhouette
I'm guessing that book was, "Dress for Success."
Best of jeff
"Ja, Ich bin eine Ostericherin."
Best of Submariner
Apparently, Starfall bet on Dallas in game 1.
Best of mega
Karen's mom was adamant about this so-called new 'look'. "You're not leaving this house, young lady, until you find a better pair of earrings."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Live longneck and perspire."
Best of mega
Norm Herklefink, aka "Master Torquemada", took sick pleasure in making her wear t-shirts with incomprehensible slogans.
36 comments:
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Star Trek X: Spock's Little Secret
During the day she was a feminist, but at night Dawn wanted to be treated like a woman.
A gender misplaced is a gender lost
Please re-leash me, let me go
who let the dogs out
when Terry got hot under the collar, there was usually a good reason
I caption this picture, "Things you will never see on my blog on a Thursday."
No you didn't.
Can you force your vegan slave to eat meat?
hmm, seems more like a Romulan to me.
Pon far isn't like it used to be.
This is what you get when you try to mix Star Trek with horse racing - Pon Farlap!
♫ Horse crops up noses and whiskerless kittens
♪ Tight leather collars and Islamiphied Britons
♫ Brown Unibomber packages tied up with strings
♪ These are a few of my favorite things
Vie must abort zee fetus NOW!
The new Vulcan’s Secret catalog is out!
“I love you, Michelle Obama!”
URANUS OR MINE?
I'm guessing that book was, "Dress for Success."
Hon, it is neckLACE, not neckbrace.
Stealing ideas from Silhouette:
I'm guessing How to Win Friends and Influence People was the lost book.
"Ja, Ich bin eine Ostericherin."
"It tickles a bit when I cough, but it's worth keeping my mouth at the perfect angle for the ex-President."
Subby - how long do you think we should wait to tell her it's yer c*ckr!ng?
Once they clamped this thing around her neck she to understood how wonderful Ron Paul is.
We title this pick
"Why Vulcans only mate once."
Racerboy said...
Subby - how long do you think we should wait to tell her it's yer c*ckr!ng?
I should be taking an eternal dirt nap by 2050, so 2075, 2080 ought to be about right; I sure as hell wouldn't want it back after it was abused like this...
Apparently, Starfall bet on Dallas in game 1.
Karen's mom was adamant about this so-called new 'look'. "You're not leaving this house, young lady, until you find a better pair of earrings."
Mystery date... are you ready for your mystery date...
Chrees gets the dreamboat!
Uhm... Pon Far-ther.
Call me a "specist", but I'd still hit that over a Ferengi chick.
Silhouette said...
I'm guessing that book was, "Dress for Success."
Ha!
"Live longneck and perspire."
ST:TNG S&M (on UPN)
I'd hit it, but I'd make sure I was wearing a vulcanized rubber.
Norm Herklefink, aka "Master Torquemada", took sick pleasure in making her wear t-shirts with incomprehensible slogans.
Captain’s log: Stardate stood up.
Vulcan mind melt or pathetic telepathic sadomasochistic mating call? You decide, next on Oprah!
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