1. "Hello, Nancy. I've been sent to escort you to the next world. The barbed cock of Satan awaits."
2. "Get in mah belly!"
3. Fifty years later, Carrie Fisher and Jabba the Hutt reunite.
4. "I wash myself with a rag tied to a stick."
5. "Yeah, Comrade Tip, it's a shame we lost the Cold War, but we got a really good shot at losing the War on Islamo-fascism."
6. Man, I can't wait for the Scoobies to rip off the mask.
7. An illustration of the exact point at which things can not get any worse.
8. "It's so nice you came all the way from Hell to visit, Speaker O' Neill. So, how are Garry Studds and Paul Wellstone doing these days?"
9. "No, Tip, just because you can cure wrinkles with botox injections doesn't mean you can cure morbid obesity with flesh-eating-bacteria injections.
10. "Spot the corpse" Toughest round ever!
Best of The Man
John Edwards should have known better to look Nancy directly in her eyes.
Best of Rodney Dill
Oh, John, my lips are hot! Kiss my hot lips!
Best of Van Helsing
The change had already engulfed his right hand. Soon he would be transformed into the horrific beast that reflected the true nature of his soul. Pelousy moaned with anticipation…
Best of Jack Reacher
"The road map on your nose will guide me home."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Tip and Nancy receive the much-anticipated news that donors had been found for their chin implants.
Best of Seoulman (R)
You'll never guess who you might find when you use Kos-Gal online dating services.
Best of Tim
I CAN HAZ BRAINZ???
Best of Tim
Tip begins his transformation into a Worm of Arakiss
Best of mklasing
Nancy thought: "Thank Satan I'm wearing my Anti-Leprosy pantsuit!"
Best of mklasing
In a moment of pleasant surprise Tip and Nancy revealed that they both had affiars with Barbara Walters in the 70's too.
Best of Submariner
♪ Babe, ♪ ♪
♪ I got you babe. ♪
Best of Submariner
Alien vs Predator IV
45 comments:
Heavens to Murthatroid
"I never can remember if harass is one word or two."
John Edwards should have known better to look Nancy directly in her eyes.
Oh, John, my lips are hot! Kiss my hot lips!
The change had already engulfed his right hand. Soon he would be transformed into the horrific beast that reflected the true nature of his soul. Pelousy moaned with anticipation…
"The road map on your nose will guide me home."
"Superdelegates shouldn't be denied their votes just because they're dead, Nancy. After all; we're Democrats!"
"I am the ghost of Botox future."
After Nancy forcibly had her way with him, the headlines read:
"Tip Towed Through The Two Lips"
Is it Tip O'Neil, John Murtha, or the Ghost of Commies yet to come?... In any event, Nancy didn't take the hint.
Tip and Nancy receive the much-anticipated news that donors had been found for their chin implants.
"You know, Nancy... When you use your tongue like that, it's like french-kissing a squid."
How sweet, an October-December romance
Grandpa, what deformed, discolored, mishapen hands you have!
All the better to ... And before the middle-aged woman could escape, the wolf ate her right up
I am here to take your soul ... oh wait, you're a Democrat, never mind, you already gave at the office.
Sadly, he knew without a doubt, the smile was meant to lead them to the bedroom and he had forgotten where he lived.
You'll never guess who you might find when you use Kos-Gal online dating services.
More chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Catching a she-demon, Tip immediately regretted shouting “Kobe – I’m open!”
The Man said:
John Edwards should have known better to look Nancy directly in her eyes
Well done!
“No drilling in ANWAR despite $4 a gallon gasoline! Excellent work! That should put a wooden spike through the heart of the economy!”
“No, I hate amerikkka more than you do!”…”No, I do!”…”No, I do!”…”No, I do!”
Tip knows that Nancy can’t grab his wallet as long as he maintains a firm hold on her arms.
Stupordelegates or Pooperdelecates? You decide, next on “Oprah!”.
Murtha thought bubble: "That goddamned eHarmony is definitely going to hear about this.
"I left you a dignified office! Look what you've done with it! I'm going to shake you to death!"
"Oh! Now I can feel why they call you Tip!"
I got it, guys! Succubus!
Don't look it in the eyes, must not look the Medusa in the eyes ...
Wow. My moobs are bigger than your boobs.
I CAN HAZ BRAINZ???
No wonder Obama looks good compared to that!
Tip begins his transformation into a Worm of Arakiss
"Fantastic 4 part 21: The Thing and His Secret Love"
Nancy thought: "Thank Satan I'm wearing my Anti-Leprosy pantsuit!"
In a moment of pleasant surprise Tip and Nancy revealed that they both had affiars with Barbara Walters in the 70's too.
Not a cap, V., just an observation - your #4 and 6 both work equally well regardless of which figure you have them coming from. Which did you intend?
♪ Babe, ♪ ♪
♪ I got you babe. ♪
I've seen this one - a second later, an extendable inner jaw set springs from her throat, biting the victim's face off...
PLEASE change the channel, V.
I will NOT pay too much for a new muffler!
Yeah, yeah, this love fest is about as real as WWE Monday Night Raw...
Alien vs Predator IV
"Two words, John;
Tic Tacs"
"C'mere, Granny Nan, and let me slip you the ol' Tipper..."
I threw up a little in my mouth typing that...
Just the Tip then.
No matter how hard they tried, Disney Imagineers just couldn't get the movements to look any less animatronic...
Question: How did eHarmony match this couple up?
Answer: They both indicated they'd take anything with a core temp over 32 degrees...
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