Sunday, May 25, 2008

The Littlest Polygamist

Timmeh
1. In California, this is known as 'the next logical step.'

2. "I had to, I knocked all of 'em up."

3. No, I don't know what show this is, but I'm sure it's on Fox.

4. ... and he who walks behind the corn was pleased.

5. "Aw, crap, who invited Texas Child Protective Services?"

Best of Dwight Wannabe
No one told Skippy the degree to which keeping all those bitches in line would cut into his "Super Smash Brothers" time

Best of Jack Reacher
"Actually, Mister Photographer, can I just keep holding the hat here for a few minutes? Thanks, man."

Best of Silhouette
Prince Charming thoughts, "Who could have guessed that it was such a bloody popular size of shoe!"

Best of Seoulman (R)
Next on Fox, who wants to marry a pre-schooler

Best of Seoulman (R)
Like a dancer in a Madonna video, litte Stevie was surrounded by women and couldn't care less.

Best of prince of leaves
E-Harmony's new "Pre-Harmony" service was a big hit in the more remote sections of Utah, Texas, and Idaho.

Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I have that outfit and that outfit and that outfit. Wait a darn minute ... didn't any of them talk about what they were wearing before pictures?

22 comments:

Tim said...

Brokeback scenes are far more complicated in Utah

mpur said...

That chick on the right has some nerve wearing white.

Dwight Wannabe said...

No one told Skippy the degree to which keeping all those bitches in line would cut into his "Super Smash Brothers" time

Van Helsing said...

Looks like seven is someone's lucky number.

Jack Reacher said...

The old saying that "little pitchers have big ears" didn't consider what three generations of super-vitamins have also made big.

Jack Reacher said...

"Actually, Mister Photographer, can I just keep holding the hat here for a few minutes? Thanks, man."

Red Neckerson said...

>>>

"I'm one mean mo fo,
a real pimp daddy,
got my bitches and ho,
hat t'hide my fatty...."

>>>

Gagdad Bob said...

The men don't know, but the little girls understand.

Silhouette said...

Running down the road
trying to loosen my load
got seven women on my mind

Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me
One says she's a friend of mine

Silhouette said...

Prince Charming thoughts, "Who could have guessed that it was such a bloody popular size of shoe!"

Double the U said...

Seven brides for the one brother they all picked on.

Chrees said...

Next on "Behind the Veil"... Johnny's life peaked at age 7, but was followed by booze, broads,and rehab at age 10...

Chrees said...

The dresses may be white, but that's to distract from the gray gloves...

Seoulman (R) said...

To all the girls I loved before

Seoulman (R) said...

Next on Fox, who wants to marry a pre-schooler

Seoulman (R) said...

Heck, this is Europe. Who are you kidding, no one can wear white.

Seoulman (R) said...

Like a dancer in a Madonna video, litte Stevie was surrounded by women and couldn't care less.

Seoulman (R) said...

Due to a clerical error at Marry-for-green-card.com, Jack found recess a little confusing.

mklasing said...

Societal fallout from Disney's latest ad campaigns.

prince of leaves said...

E-Harmony's new "Pre-Harmony" service was a big hit in the more remote sections of Utah, Texas, and Idaho.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I have that outfit and that outfit and that outfit. Wait a darn minute ... didn't any of them talk about what they were wearing before pictures?

Army of Mom said...

Next on Nick: The Littlest Mack Daddy