Best of Jack Reacher "Thanks for the invitation to your church, Barry. It really opened my eyes. Now I gotta run to hold hearings on the CIA creating AIDS to decimate the black community."
Best of mega
The real "Dream Ticket" held a quiet, intimate meeting to discuss post-Hillary strategy and argue who would be on top.
Best of Gagdad Bob
"Thanks Obama. You've made this happy man very old."
Best of Robert
Hillary Clinton's most effective ad yet.
Best of Passionate Conservative
"There, there, it's just a man and a horse being hung..."
Best of Army of Mom
BO: Tell me, Old Man, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Mc: No, but I once did the jitterbug with Greta Garbo. Does that count?
Best of Army of Mom
Stop me if you've heard this one before. An oreo and a rhino walk into Congress ...
Best of Rodney Dill
Old age and treachery overcome youth and skill.
Best of metalgarth
An awkward moment ensues after Mr. Burns says "grab Smithers and Lenny and make it a foursome" and Carl doesn't realize it was just for friendly game of golf.
Best of Seoulman (R)
It's called Scope, they sell it everywhere. Get with the program
Match the phrase with the politician:
1. "I can't wait to destroy the Republican party."
2. "I hated the Bush tax cuts, but man, my wife made out like a bandit."
3. "13,000 scientists signed a petition doubting Global Warming? Damn oil company stooges."
4. "Hey, you're right. Hillary would be a *brilliant* Supreme Court pick."
5. "Why don't we cut a deal and pass some extremely liberal legislation."
6. "I say screw the working class. If they want to work in tomorrow's economy, they can damn well learn to live 35 to a house and speak Mexican."
7. "I guess I can cross Ted Kennedy off my VP list."
8. "I would totally hate-f**k Ann Coulter."
9. "Justice Alito frightens me."
10. "Drill in ANWR? But what of Santa Claus and all the little elves?"
39 comments:
"I wish I could quit you."
"Sorry 'bout the confusion, I got this wide stance, see."
"Thanks for the invitation to your church, Barry. It really opened my eyes. Now I gotta run to hold hearings on the CIA creating AIDS to decimate the black community."
"We'll always have Washington."
BONUS: WV--spoktops
From the director's booth: "Cue the Celine Dion music, turn on the glitter light, soft focus, softer, and....fade out. Beautiful."
"...you just pucker your lips, and blow."
The real "Dream Ticket" held a quiet, intimate meeting to discuss post-Hillary strategy and argue who would be on top.
"I'm telling you, put us together, and we're 1/4 black, 1/2 war hero, and 100 % against global warming. Just....think about it."
"Thanks Obama. You've made this happy man very old."
Hillary Clinton's most effect ad yet.
The unusual time-space warp created a rare encounter between a creature from the Early Pleistocene and Homo Sapiens Glibbus.
Not here Obama, not in front of the interns.
Senator McVain: "I'm feeling a tingling up my leg, Obama"
Senator Obamanable: "That's just me. I'm trying to find your balls. They don't seem to exist."
Johnson blocked you too?
"There, there, it's just a man and a horse being hung..."
Okay, release the file of me and my former staff member and I'll let go of you balls. Ready, 1,2,3
BO: Tell me, Old Man, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Mc: No, but I once did the jitterbug with Greta Garbo. Does that count?
Pssst, B.O. Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
Campaign theme song for both BO and Mc: REM's "Losing My Religion"
Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?
Stop me if you've heard this one before. An oreo and a rhino walk into Congress ...
Wow, John, I knew you were a rhino, but that is some horn!
BO sniggers as he puts the "kick me" sign on the back of John.
You voted for McCain-Feingold? Pucker up and kiss me!
Obama: "You're kidding right? It really isn't Commander 'n Chef?"
Old age and treachery overcome youth and skill.
Forget “Michelle My Bell”. How about “Come Together”?
The Viagra Folder always gets me hot, too.
They have an awkward moment after Mr. Burns says "grab Smithers and Lenny and make it a foursome" and Carl doesn't realize it was just for friendly game of golf.
ORA:
"No, I only like the girls. But thanks anyway."
You don't bring me flowers....
You don't sing me love songs
O: You the man
M: No, you're the man
O: No, you
M: Ok, neither one of us is the man... Hillary, she's the man
So we agree, she get's RFK'ed in Denver.
It's called Scope, they sell it everywhere. Get with the program
The odd smell of a wet diaper and a Palestinian KY knock-off filled the room
If you let me win this time, I'll let you win next time. I promise.
Question: How did eHarmony match this couple up?
Answer: They both indicated they'd like to "give to the US population... hard..."
Give me a hug and a kiss, there will be no conservative policies for at least four years.
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