Sunday, May 11, 2008

IDK, Would This Work Better as a Stinger?


1. John Edwards personally supervises the baths at all of his son's sleepovers.

2. "I don't know what the Emperor's Club told you, Mister, but it's an extra $50 to do the dog."

3. Ironically, Dreams of my Father was also the title of Barney Frank's autobiography.

4. Q. What do you get when you cross Norman Rockwell's style with Robert Mapplethorpe's explicit depictions of child molestation. A. An NEA grant and a showing at the Whitney.

5. John Hagee is so anti-Catholic, he uses the Vatican Flag as a bathmat.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Uncle Charlie wondered if the other two sons were this hot

Best of divine miss m
"I never felt so clean and so dirty all at the same time."

Best of mega
California's new text book cover for the 7th grade was controversial with "right-wing extremists", according to the LA Times.

Best of Jack Reacher
We've secretly replaced Billy's dad with a creepy pedophile from the 50s. Let's see if he notices.

Best of attmay
Coppertone redesigns its packaging for the West Hollywood and San Francisco markets.

Best of GregMan
The cover illustration for James Lilek's latest book should have been a warning. Sadly, too few heard his cry for help.

18 comments:

Seoulman (R) said...

Billy, do you like movies about gladiators?

Seoulman (R) said...

Uncle Charlie wondered if the other two sons were this hot

Seoulman (R) said...

years later the artist would explain how the idea of creating NAMBLA came to him

Seoulman (R) said...

Mom, the insurance salesman is looking at me again!

Seoulman (R) said...

Trick or treat... Hey, I get both!

divine miss m said...

"I never felt so clean and so dirty all at the same time."

Kaptain Krude said...

"How did the dog learn how to do this trick, Dad?"

mega said...

California's new text book cover for the 7th grade was controversial with "right-wing extremists", according to the LA Times.

Jack Reacher said...

"Is this a good time to talk to you about Ron Paul?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Hurry up, you two; the cat's waiting."

Jack Reacher said...

Goofus' dad finally gets Gallant alone.

Jack Reacher said...

We've secretly replaced Billy's dad with a creepy pedophile from the 50s. Let's see if he notices.

mega said...

When the story broke about Obama, the boy, and the dog, yet again no one cared and the media declared it a "distraction".

attmay said...

Coppertone redesigns its packaging for the West Hollywood and San Francisco markets.

Verify word: "bowodf", the sound of a dog struggling with a towel.

ThatGayConservative said...

"9 alligator, 10 alligator, ready or not, here I come! HAHAHA!!! I wish!"

"HAHAHA!!! Foreshadowing."

GregMan said...

I CAN HAZ PRE-TEEN BOY?

GregMan said...

"Hurry up Billy, or we'll miss the start of the Folsom Street Fair!"

GregMan said...

The cover illustration for James Lilek's latest book should have been a warning. Sadly, too few heard his cry for help.