Saturday, May 03, 2008

A Hungry Vagina is an Angry Vagina

Schneider sent me this


Best o' Gagdad Bob
The employment application for The Vagina Monologues is very short.

Best o' Double the U
Oh, don't be such a sour puss.

Best o' Submariner
When SOTG offered her a "tube steak" she was confused until he informed that he thought the hidden letters were H U

Best o' Army of Mom
Greasy, smelly and angry is no way for your cooch to go through life, hon.

Best o' mega
Mai-Lin, who'd wanted to say "All Around The World, Female Sexuality Is Repressed", vowed never to use Google Translator, ever again.

Best o' curly
Speaking of pissed off pussies, have you seen how irritable John Edwards has been lately?

Best o' Chrees
Boy, was this guy mad when someone translated the sign the organizers had handed him...

Best o' Kaptain Krude
My Immigrant Vagina? Why, I saw them just last year at Woodstock. Or was it PeaceFest? Where ever it was. Dude, they ROCKED! (I believe it was Lilith Fair - V)

Best o' Rodney Dill
Hungry... Hungry for a great big giant... [This SPAM Filter test has been brought to you by Caption This!]

Best o' racerboy
"Honey, it's called Monistat, and you should try it, it works miracles!"

52 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

NOM NOM NOM.

Gagdad Bob said...

What do you expect? It has to do the jobs American vaginas don't want.

Gagdad Bob said...

The employment application for The Vagina Monologues is very short.

Gagdad Bob said...

Another feminist breaks through the crass ceiling.

Gagdad Bob said...
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Double the U said...

Oh, don't be such a sour puss.

Submariner said...

...but my womb? My business...

Submariner said...

...and don't you DARE ask to see what one looks like for future reference.

Double the U said...

Well then, let me show you my path to citizenship.

Submariner said...

When SOTG offered her a "tube steak" she was confused until he informed that he thought the hidden letters were H U

Gagdad Bob said...

It's just angry that it didn't get a womb with a view.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Add 30 years, 150 pounds and let the hoodie fade in the sun a while and VOILA! a perfect candidate for Code Pink.

Submariner said...

Look at the time! Lunch break everybody - I can't miss Randi Rhodes at 11:30 on NPR...

Gagdad Bob said...

This is why they cling to gun control and paganism.

Submariner said...

Another Clinton intern speaks up.

Double the U said...

Hey what do you know, my penis is pissed, let's see if we can solve each others problems.

Gagdad Bob said...

If you're an immigrant, you may want to learn some American phrases. Let's start with "too much information."

Steve O said...

Is what? Hungry?

Robert said...

...and my anus isn't too happy, either.

Silhouette said...

...but my gullet feels guilty

...my appendix is annoyed

...my lungs are lamenting

...my pancreas is panicking

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, my native vagina is happy as a clam.

Army of Mom said...

I CAN HAZ MAD PU55Y?

Army of Mom said...

IM N UR PARK BOYKOTN UR DICKS.

Army of Mom said...

KD Lang promotes her follow-up to Constant Craving: Pissed off Pu55y.

Army of Mom said...

Greasy, smelly and angry is no way for your cooch to go through life, hon.

May I take a few minutes of your time to talk to you about Army of Dad?

mega said...

Mai-Lin, who'd wanted to say "All Around The World, Female Sexuality Is Repressed", vowed never to use Google Translator, ever again.

curly said...

Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night.

curly said...

Clitorectomies: Creating happy vaginas since the dark ages.

curly said...

Speaking of pissed off pussies, have you seen how irritable John Edwards has been lately?

divine miss m said...

...and do not make my bunghole angry, either, for my people, we have but one bunghole.

Chrees said...

Boy, was this guy mad when someone translated the sign the organizers had handed him...

elliot said...

Will love you long,long time for a hoagie.

Kaptain Krude said...

My Immigrant Vagina? Why, I saw them just last year at Woodstock. Or was it PeaceFest? Where ever it was. Dude, they ROCKED! This must be their new album!

Bonus: word verification is "arghmd"

Kaptain Krude said...

Which leads us to:

"Reschedule her appointment for today," Kim Lee's gynecologist muttered to his receptionist as he peered out the window.

(She looks Asian to me. My apologies if she isn't.)

Chrees said...

Angry or hungry?

And for the bonus, which one is worse?

Chrees said...

And then Bull Connor opened up the firehoses. His only quote..."Smells fresh now."

Chrees said...

There's a reason Ensler called it a "monologue"...no one else cares enough to respond.

Chrees said...

She knew she would triumph when she met Mayor Dickless and Governor Ballless.

Rodney Dill said...

... but my hemorrhoids are really pissed.

Rodney Dill said...

Bloat for Pedro

Whacko said...

Look, the word could be 'vinagry' the douche choice of immigrants everywhere. Sure its a bit sour but, what the hey, its well preserved.

mklasing said...

More evidence that proves that vaginas are simply walking across the border without proper verification.

mklasing said...

The Korean language is so cute--translated back this sign reads "I really like Nancy Pelosi"

Rodney Dill said...

Hungry... Hungry for a great big giant... [This SPAM Filter test has been brought to you by Caption This!]

shoechick said...

Hats off to Army of Mom!

Army of Mom said...

*doing a curtsy*

Submariner said...

...but my home-grown boobies are happy.

Van Helsing said...

That's how they get when you don't keep them clean.

Chrees said...

"Your immigrant vagina is no much for my crouching tiger!"

racerboy said...

"Honey, it's called Monistat, and you should try it, it works miracles!"

shoechick said...

A hungry vagina is an angry vagina.