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Best o' Gagdad Bob
The employment application for The Vagina Monologues is very short.
Best o' Double the U
Oh, don't be such a sour puss.
Best o' Submariner
When SOTG offered her a "tube steak" she was confused until he informed that he thought the hidden letters were H U
Best o' Army of Mom
Greasy, smelly and angry is no way for your cooch to go through life, hon.
Best o' mega
Mai-Lin, who'd wanted to say "All Around The World, Female Sexuality Is Repressed", vowed never to use Google Translator, ever again.
Best o' curly
Speaking of pissed off pussies, have you seen how irritable John Edwards has been lately?
Best o' Chrees
Boy, was this guy mad when someone translated the sign the organizers had handed him...
Best o' Kaptain Krude
My Immigrant Vagina? Why, I saw them just last year at Woodstock. Or was it PeaceFest? Where ever it was. Dude, they ROCKED! (I believe it was Lilith Fair - V)
Best o' Rodney Dill
Hungry... Hungry for a great big giant... [This SPAM Filter test has been brought to you by Caption This!]
Best o' racerboy
"Honey, it's called Monistat, and you should try it, it works miracles!"