Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Hey! Don't point that thing at me


1. "W-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-TCH!"

2. "Waiter! Table four needs more arugula!"

3. ♫ "Here I come to save the day..."

4. "And when I am president, all replicants will be hunted down and eliminated. Like that one, over there... GRRRRRRRRRRAAWWWWWWWWWK!"

5. "Mecca is that way, right?"

6. "... and we're going to take this campaign to Texylvania, and Tennechusetts, and Florabama, and Idohio, and Kentuckifornia, and all 57 states! YEEEEARGH!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"There is THE MAN! He's been keeping us down! Get him!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Obama attempts to distract another reporter by pointing out shiny things.

Best of Silhouette
Pull the finger of Hope for real Change.

Best of curly
Barry Plotter and the Shoulder Pads of Fire.

Best of curly
"You can have my arugula when you take it from my slender, delicate, manicured, formerly moslem, half black half white, amerikkka despising, metro-sexual fingers!”

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I'll hit this bowling ball right out to center field and score a touchdown for America!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"That thing over there... the one with all the stripes and star things... what is that?"

Best of mega
After spending thirty years perfecting the folded-index-finger non-pointing trick, the entire political class was stunned to see its efforts destroyed by one brave nonconformist.

Best of mega
Obama's electrifying stadium speech was an exciting moment for everyone, especially Chris Matthews, who ran from restroom to restroom to see if he could find one of those belt-level hairdryers so popular in the strip clubs.

Best of Jay Guevara
"That guy...that guy right there...isn't worshipping me!" "I can tell because I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of him."

Best of jeff
"Hey you kids! Get away from my car!"

Best of Passionate Conservative
This booger represents change!

42 comments:

Double the U said...

YOU! Stop making fun of my ears, when I am President I will have you taken away.

Rodney Dill said...

Obama Drama

Jack Reacher said...

"There is THE MAN! He's been keeping us down! Get him!"

Jack Reacher said...

Obama attempts to distract another reporter by pointing out shiny things.

Silhouette said...

Pull the finger of Hope for real Change.

curly said...

Barry Plotter and the Shoulder Pads of Fire.

curly said...

America’s shoulder pads have come home to roost.

curly said...

Wow! Islamic Rage Boy has really let himself go.

curly said...

No, No, No ... Not God Bless America , God D**mn America!

curly said...

"I'll give you my arugula when you take it from my slender, delicate, manicured, formerly moslem, half black half white, amerikkka despising, metro-sexual fingers!”

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Let the nerds speak!"

V, your #6 caused "audible snort" over here. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

I preferred the original "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" more.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'll hit this bowling ball right out to center field and score a touchdown for America!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Pull it."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You, in the 6th row... you aren't looking at me. Racist!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...and you are all being monitored by my new assistant, Dawn..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"That thing over there... the one with all the stripes and star things... what is that?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Shoulder pads aren't the only fake thing in this picture.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Back under the bus, grandma!"

Jay Guevara said...

"You want the truth? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! You don't want to know the truth about where this finger's been!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, you! Yes, you, Wright! STFU! You're blowing my whole shtick!"

mega said...

President Barak pointed out the potential racist to the police, who prompty removed and destroyed him.

mega said...

After spending thirty years perfecting the folded-index-finger non-pointing trick, the entire political class was stunned to see its efforts destroyed by one brave nonconformist.

mega said...

Obama's electrifying stadium speech was an exciting moment for everyone, especially Chris Matthews, who ran from restroom to restroom to see if he could find one of those belt-level hairdryers so popular in the strip clubs.

mega said...

This is the finger we've been waiting for!

Jay Guevara said...

"Get that mofo right there!"

lawhawk said...

I see a Waffle House over there - and they've got 57 flavors!

Anonymous said...

"Fee fi fo donkey, I see a honky!"

mklasing said...

"And I'll place little cameras like that one in every rich house so we can see how the white man spends his money."

mklasing said...

"And for my next magic trick I'll turn Ms. Pelosi into screeching communist hag"

Seoulman (R) said...

You, fainting girl, be healed in the name of Obama

Seoulman (R) said...

Get me a waffle. NOW!

Seoulman (R) said...

at Florida customs

"I am not smuggling a turtle in my coat, why do you ask?"

Seoulman (R) said...

And if you look to my right you will Hillary wearing a circus tent.

Seoulman (R) said...

Quick! I just saw Hillary's sniper!!

Seoulman (R) said...

It's a chicken, and its roosting. Run, its the Obacolypse

curly said...

“…and the country is SOLD, for a song, to the man in the turban sitting in the back. Allah Ackbar!”

curly said...

“Why 57 states? To match the number of Islamic countries in the world, you bitter uneducated chowderhead.”

Tim said...

Tries to do the ET finger trick

Jay Guevara said...

"That guy...that guy right there...isn't worshipping me!"

jeff said...

"Hey you kids! Get away from my car!"

Passionate Conservative said...

This booger represents change!