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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Hey! Don't point that thing at me
1. "W-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-TCH!"
2. "Waiter! Table four needs more arugula!"
3. ♫ "Here I come to save the day..." ♪
4. "And when I am president, all replicants will be hunted down and eliminated. Like that one, over there... GRRRRRRRRRRAAWWWWWWWWWK!"
5. "Mecca is that way, right?"
6. "... and we're going to take this campaign to Texylvania, and Tennechusetts, and Florabama, and Idohio, and Kentuckifornia, and all 57 states! YEEEEARGH!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"There is THE MAN! He's been keeping us down! Get him!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Obama attempts to distract another reporter by pointing out shiny things.
Best of Silhouette
Pull the finger of Hope for real Change.
Best of curly
Barry Plotter and the Shoulder Pads of Fire.
Best of curly
"You can have my arugula when you take it from my slender, delicate, manicured, formerly moslem, half black half white, amerikkka despising, metro-sexual fingers!”
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I'll hit this bowling ball right out to center field and score a touchdown for America!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"That thing over there... the one with all the stripes and star things... what is that?"
Best of mega
After spending thirty years perfecting the folded-index-finger non-pointing trick, the entire political class was stunned to see its efforts destroyed by one brave nonconformist.
Best of mega
Obama's electrifying stadium speech was an exciting moment for everyone, especially Chris Matthews, who ran from restroom to restroom to see if he could find one of those belt-level hairdryers so popular in the strip clubs.
Best of Jay Guevara
"That guy...that guy right there...isn't worshipping me!" "I can tell because I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of him."
Best of jeff
"Hey you kids! Get away from my car!"
Best of Passionate Conservative
This booger represents change!
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YOU! Stop making fun of my ears, when I am President I will have you taken away.
Obama Drama
"There is THE MAN! He's been keeping us down! Get him!"
Obama attempts to distract another reporter by pointing out shiny things.
Pull the finger of Hope for real Change.
Barry Plotter and the Shoulder Pads of Fire.
America’s shoulder pads have come home to roost.
Wow! Islamic Rage Boy has really let himself go.
No, No, No ... Not God Bless America , God D**mn America!
"I'll give you my arugula when you take it from my slender, delicate, manicured, formerly moslem, half black half white, amerikkka despising, metro-sexual fingers!”
"Let the nerds speak!"
V, your #6 caused "audible snort" over here. :)
I preferred the original "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" more.
I'll hit this bowling ball right out to center field and score a touchdown for America!
"Pull it."
"You, in the 6th row... you aren't looking at me. Racist!"
"...and you are all being monitored by my new assistant, Dawn..."
"That thing over there... the one with all the stripes and star things... what is that?"
Shoulder pads aren't the only fake thing in this picture.
"Back under the bus, grandma!"
"You want the truth? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! You don't want to know the truth about where this finger's been!"
"Hey, you! Yes, you, Wright! STFU! You're blowing my whole shtick!"
President Barak pointed out the potential racist to the police, who prompty removed and destroyed him.
After spending thirty years perfecting the folded-index-finger non-pointing trick, the entire political class was stunned to see its efforts destroyed by one brave nonconformist.
Obama's electrifying stadium speech was an exciting moment for everyone, especially Chris Matthews, who ran from restroom to restroom to see if he could find one of those belt-level hairdryers so popular in the strip clubs.
This is the finger we've been waiting for!
"Get that mofo right there!"
I see a Waffle House over there - and they've got 57 flavors!
"Fee fi fo donkey, I see a honky!"
"And I'll place little cameras like that one in every rich house so we can see how the white man spends his money."
"And for my next magic trick I'll turn Ms. Pelosi into screeching communist hag"
You, fainting girl, be healed in the name of Obama
Get me a waffle. NOW!
at Florida customs
"I am not smuggling a turtle in my coat, why do you ask?"
And if you look to my right you will Hillary wearing a circus tent.
Quick! I just saw Hillary's sniper!!
It's a chicken, and its roosting. Run, its the Obacolypse
“…and the country is SOLD, for a song, to the man in the turban sitting in the back. Allah Ackbar!”
“Why 57 states? To match the number of Islamic countries in the world, you bitter uneducated chowderhead.”
Tries to do the ET finger trick
"That guy...that guy right there...isn't worshipping me!"
"Hey you kids! Get away from my car!"
This booger represents change!
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