Jack Bauer also, Nice Deb
1. "Hey, girls... care to accompany me to the Disney store?"
2. I CAN HAS UNDERAGE TITTEEZ?
3. The memory of teenage sweater puppies will be seared ... SEARED... into his memory.
4. Number of boobs in this picture, at least 5.
5. "Dear Roll Call, I never thought this would happen to me, but..."
Very Brady Best of Jonathan
HALP US, JON CARRY! WE R STUK N PUSHUP BRAS!
Best of Chrees
"Nice, but how big is her trust fund?"
Best of mklasing
"I'd like to flip flop around on those."
Best of Army of Dad
Sen. Kerry's arrives at Thursday, one day early.
Best of Jay Guevara
"That reminds me of Hills 550 and 340 in Vietnam. See, my orders were to sail into the heart of darkness, and find Col. Kurtz. It was quiet, too quiet..."
Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "If I can get 'em to dip the tips in vodka, maybe I can even get TuhRAYza to enjoy them..."
Best of Steve O
John Kerry.
Unobtrusive.
Nuanced.
Best of curly
“I’m John Kerry and I approve of this boob massage.”
Best of Army of Mom
Sen. Kerry, the reflective sunglasses don't work if you look down like that.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Weekend at Bernie's Part VIII
Best of joe schmedlap
Things I wouldn't throw over the fence at the White House.
43 comments:
"Hey ladies, how about I show you my purple helmet after I'm done showing you my Purple Hearts?"
"Uhm, Darlin', pardon me but you seem to be standing on my heroic reputation."
John Kerry has an unexpected flashback to that fateful day in the Mi Dong Valley.
"Nice, but how big is her trust fund?"
"Now that's the 'world test' I was talking about..."
“Let’s see how motor-boating compares to swift-boating.”
“I decided to squeeze the boobies before I decided not to squeeze the boobies.”
“Would you like to try my new catsup, Grinds Titty-Heaven?”
He just wants to keep abreast of today's youth without Teresa finding out about it.
I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for Duty. (but is he saluting?)
"I'm going to conquer those in fashion reminiscent of Jen-ghis Khan."
"I'd like to flip flop around on those."
Sen. Kerry's arrives at Thursday, one day early.
"That reminds me of Hills 550 and 340 in Vietnam. See, my orders were to sail into the heart of darkness, and find Col. Kurtz. It was quiet, too quiet..."
(girl on left) "Yeah Senator, they are pretty nice, aren't they? And they're MINE!"
"Hmmmmm.... they need ketchup."
(girl in middle) "Hey mom, I've got a hold of his nuts - how hard did you want me to squeeze?"
(girl in front) "I just keep walking, I don't see where his eyes are, I don't see where her hand is..."
Thought bubble: "Just think, if I were president I could have an endless supply of these."
Thought bubble; "If I can get 'em to dip the tips in vodka, maybe I can even get TuhRAYza to enjoy them..."
Is that Natalie Portman's dog peein' on yer shoe, Senator?
Zzzzzzzzz...
John Kerry.
Unobtrusive.
Nuanced.
“I’m John Kerry and I approve of this boob massage.”
Dad?!
"No, in Vietnam, they were hooches, which is not the same thing as hoochies..."
That tattoo on her breast is as hard to make out as the word verification on Caption This.
This photo brought to you by the makers of C1alis.
Wake up you old fart and smile for the picture!
Yes, yes, we all notice the bulge in your pants. Will you please smile for the picture?
Sen. Kerry, the reflective sunglasses don't work if you look down like that.
May we have a moment of your time to tell you about Ron Paul?
You're right Stacy. Yours are much bigger.
I wonder if she is richer than Teresa?
Weekend at Bernie's Part VIII
Officer Jones was waiting for an excuse to shoot the pervert
In case of global warming, these can be used as flotation devices
He followed me home mom, can I keep him?
Would you girls like to see my rice scars?
"If only I could find a rich widow with such a fresh young bosom..."
This reminds me of the last episode of Seinfeld, cuz I'm convinced we had this pic up around 4 years ago...
I have your super-delegrate right here.
Sure, you ladies can tell me about Ron Paul.
Things I wouldn't throw over the fence at the White House.
A good pic 4 vdak:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564847&in_page_id=1770
HALP US, JON CARRY! WE R STUK N PUSHUP BRAS!
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