Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Haughty, French-Looking Senator Likes Boobies


1. "Hey, girls... care to accompany me to the Disney store?"

2. I CAN HAS UNDERAGE TITTEEZ?

3. The memory of teenage sweater puppies will be seared ... SEARED... into his memory.

4. Number of boobs in this picture, at least 5.

5. "Dear Roll Call, I never thought this would happen to me, but..."

Very Brady Best of Jonathan
HALP US, JON CARRY! WE R STUK N PUSHUP BRAS!

Best of Chrees
"Nice, but how big is her trust fund?"

Best of mklasing
"I'd like to flip flop around on those."

Best of Army of Dad
Sen. Kerry's arrives at Thursday, one day early.

Best of Jay Guevara
"That reminds me of Hills 550 and 340 in Vietnam. See, my orders were to sail into the heart of darkness, and find Col. Kurtz. It was quiet, too quiet..."

Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "If I can get 'em to dip the tips in vodka, maybe I can even get TuhRAYza to enjoy them..."

Best of Steve O
John Kerry.
Unobtrusive.
Nuanced.

Best of curly
“I’m John Kerry and I approve of this boob massage.”

Best of Army of Mom
Sen. Kerry, the reflective sunglasses don't work if you look down like that.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Weekend at Bernie's Part VIII

Best of joe schmedlap
Things I wouldn't throw over the fence at the White House.

43 comments:

doubleplusundead said...

"Hey ladies, how about I show you my purple helmet after I'm done showing you my Purple Hearts?"

Dwight Wannabe said...

"Uhm, Darlin', pardon me but you seem to be standing on my heroic reputation."

Dwight Wannabe said...

John Kerry has an unexpected flashback to that fateful day in the Mi Dong Valley.

Chrees said...

"Nice, but how big is her trust fund?"

Chrees said...

"Now that's the 'world test' I was talking about..."

curly said...

“Let’s see how motor-boating compares to swift-boating.”

curly said...

“I decided to squeeze the boobies before I decided not to squeeze the boobies.”

curly said...

“Would you like to try my new catsup, Grinds Titty-Heaven?”

Gagdad Bob said...

He just wants to keep abreast of today's youth without Teresa finding out about it.

Paul said...

I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for Duty. (but is he saluting?)

Chrees said...

"I'm going to conquer those in fashion reminiscent of Jen-ghis Khan."

mklasing said...

"I'd like to flip flop around on those."

Army of Dad said...

Sen. Kerry's arrives at Thursday, one day early.

Jay Guevara said...

"That reminds me of Hills 550 and 340 in Vietnam. See, my orders were to sail into the heart of darkness, and find Col. Kurtz. It was quiet, too quiet..."

jeff said...

(girl on left) "Yeah Senator, they are pretty nice, aren't they? And they're MINE!"

"Hmmmmm.... they need ketchup."

(girl in middle) "Hey mom, I've got a hold of his nuts - how hard did you want me to squeeze?"

(girl in front) "I just keep walking, I don't see where his eyes are, I don't see where her hand is..."

attmay said...

Thought bubble: "Just think, if I were president I could have an endless supply of these."

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "If I can get 'em to dip the tips in vodka, maybe I can even get TuhRAYza to enjoy them..."

Submariner said...

Is that Natalie Portman's dog peein' on yer shoe, Senator?

Steve O said...

Zzzzzzzzz...

Steve O said...

John Kerry.
Unobtrusive.
Nuanced.

curly said...

“I’m John Kerry and I approve of this boob massage.”

divine miss m said...

Dad?!

Jack Reacher said...

"No, in Vietnam, they were hooches, which is not the same thing as hoochies..."

Jack Reacher said...

That tattoo on her breast is as hard to make out as the word verification on Caption This.

Jack Reacher said...

This photo brought to you by the makers of C1alis.

Army of Mom said...

Wake up you old fart and smile for the picture!

Army of Mom said...

Yes, yes, we all notice the bulge in your pants. Will you please smile for the picture?

Army of Mom said...

Sen. Kerry, the reflective sunglasses don't work if you look down like that.

Army of Mom said...

May we have a moment of your time to tell you about Ron Paul?

Army of Mom said...

You're right Stacy. Yours are much bigger.

Seoulman (R) said...

I wonder if she is richer than Teresa?

Seoulman (R) said...

Weekend at Bernie's Part VIII

Seoulman (R) said...

Officer Jones was waiting for an excuse to shoot the pervert

Seoulman (R) said...

In case of global warming, these can be used as flotation devices

Seoulman (R) said...

He followed me home mom, can I keep him?

Submariner said...

Would you girls like to see my rice scars?

Van Helsing said...

"If only I could find a rich widow with such a fresh young bosom..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

This reminds me of the last episode of Seinfeld, cuz I'm convinced we had this pic up around 4 years ago...

Army of Mom said...

I have your super-delegrate right here.

Army of Mom said...

Sure, you ladies can tell me about Ron Paul.

joe schmedlap said...

Things I wouldn't throw over the fence at the White House.

Anonymous said...

A good pic 4 vdak:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564847&in_page_id=1770

Jonathan said...

HALP US, JON CARRY! WE R STUK N PUSHUP BRAS!