Monday, May 19, 2008

God Schmod, I Want My Monkey-Man


1. Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Hat Meet the New Neighbor Who Showers With the Blinds Open.

2. Beau Bridges plays a paparazzi with a pet monkey who's constantly revealing his genitals in Double Exposure, new this fall on the CW!

3."Oh, yeah, baby, now take off the solar-powered bra... oh, yeah... oh yeah..."

4. The "Women I've Stalked" MySpace page is about to get an update.

5. The National Enquirer paid Gordon handsomely for his specialty: 'photos of celebrities splattered with feces.' His Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie series paid off his townhouse in Bel Air.

Best of Silhouette
"Getting the shot while a monkey pees on you" is the toughest and yet most rewarding exercise at Photog Camp.

Best of mega
Bruce Willis had plenty of money, so no one could understand why he didn't buy the camera with the removable monkey, which only cost a few hundred more bucks.

Best of GregMan
Good to see al-Reuters got that Fauxtography monkey off their back. Now he's on the camera lens.

Best of mpur
The paparazzi countered the attacks of celebrities by employing a creature with higher intelligence and more decorum.

Best of Army of Dad
Chim Chim the insult comedy monkey thought this camera was an excellent one...for him to poop on!

Best of Army of Dad
A camera with monkey auto-focus...only from the mind of Minolta.

Best of jeff
"Diapers, gotta remember to buy diapers."

19 comments:

divine miss m said...

♫ I'm a flea-bit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
Thats not really true..
...Well, I am just a monkey man,
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too ♪♪

mklasing said...

"Touch my monkey. Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance."

Silhouette said...

"Getting the shot while a monkey pees on you" is the toughest and yet most rewarding exercise at Photog Camp.

divine miss m said...

If you give him a dollar, his monkey will stop making those rude gestures at you.

mega said...

Bruce Willis had plenty of money, so no one could understand why he didn't buy the camera with the removable monkey, which only cost a few hundred more bucks.

metalgarth said...

"Donkey Kong Jr. 2008" had the best graphics ever seen from Nintendo, but the game as a whole, seemed rather hokey.

GregMan said...

When asked by a reporter, Koko gives his opinion of the choices facing the electorate in the 2008 Presidential race.

GregMan said...

Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about digital cameras, too...

GregMan said...

Good to see al-Reuters got that Fauxtography monkey off their back. Now he's on the camera lens.

mpur said...

Mmmmm.....monkey butt.

mpur said...

People always commented that Scott's photographs were so unique because he had a different view of the world.

mpur said...

The paparazzi countered the attacks of celebrities by employing a creature with higher intelligence and more decorum.

Army of Dad said...

Chim Chim the insult comedy monkey thought this camera was an excellent one...for him to poop on!

Army of Dad said...

A camera with monkey auto-focus...only from the mind of Minolta.

Rodney Dill said...

Goddamit Binky, keep your balls outta the frame.

jeff said...

"Diapers, gotta remember to buy diapers."

Whacko said...

"Well, at least the monkey's off my back."

Yeah, I know - lame

jeff said...

"Yeah, I taught the monkey to warn me security was coming by peeing on my hand... Yeah, having him tap me on the forehead would have been a better idea."

Rodney Dill said...

Paparazzi taking photo of Britney Spears -- "Throw the feces NOW Binky."