1. "California, Here we come!"2. A confused and senile John McCain gives Amnesty to illegal immigrant fudge-packers because "The candy industry needs workers!"
3. Andrew Sullivan was delighted when Amnesty passed. There was a 'job' no American had been willing to do for him for years.
4. The new scoutmasters came with personal recommendations from Barney Frank, Larry Craig, and Arnold Schwarzeneggar. What could possibly go wrong?
5. Apparently, there has been a miscommunication regarding the pronunciation of the word 'Webelo.'"
Best of Army of Dad
The Gay Scouts are all doing super, thanks for asking.
Best of Army of Mom
Menudo meets the Village People
Best of Chrees
Lobbying for "the love that dare not have its own merit badge."
Best of Silhouette
"Be Prepared" suddenly sounds like a double entendre.
Best of GregMan
On the plus side, the campground had never been more tastefully decorated.
Best of racerboy
Excuse us, kind Sir, would you know a good place to get our crepe pans seasoned?
Best of Seoulman (R)
On the down side, my scoutmaster says I am his slave, the plus side - I get a merit badge in leatherwork.
Best of Submariner
Say what you want, but OUR Polygamy cult doesn't have to worry about what to do with the children...
Best of mandible claw
Underage, illegal and fabulous: A polling-booth's-eye-view on election day in a Democratic precinct.
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Why yes, Sir Elton John. We have seen a grown man naked.
Just one more merit badge and I'll be a Spread Eagle Scout.
Wanna see my new Moyhel Merit Badge?
The Gay Scouts are all doing super, thanks for asking.
To think I was worried about islamic terrorists sneaking over the border...there are dangers even worse than that.
Judgin by the smug look on the guy on the right the one in the middle just earned his glory hole merit badge.
When ICE agents siezed the illegal's camera, but were too afraid to watch the tape Barney Frank stepped in to serve his government once more.
"My Eagle Scout project was installing condom dispensers in bathhouses."
Menudo meets the Village People
Ricky Martin? Where? Let's go!
We're on our way to the Clay Akin concert!
Sully's gaydar is registering off the scale.
Really, Julio. The rainbow flag clashes with the olive colored blouse. How tacky.
Jorge's dad was excited his son was interested in joining the scouts. Finally, he thought, something manly.
THIS wasn't the Band of Brothers marathon expected on Memorial Day. But, what do you expect when you turn to the LOGO network?
Lobbying for "the love that dare not have its own merit badge."
Soy Scouts, for those that are estrogen-intolerant.
"Be Prepared" suddenly sounds like a double entendre.
Hi Mr. Cruise; we were wondering if you could mentor us through to our Scientology "god (whatever we choose him/her to be) and country (whichever we feel will give us the most)" merit badge?
"...and we earned our 'fire starting' merit badge on Fire Island of course..."
The first Boy Scouts to win merit badges in Needlepoint pose for a group photo.
"Why yes, we do get beat up a lot in school, how did you know?"
On the plus side, the campground had never been more tastefully decorated.
We're off to the Obama rally to get our Republican-Bashing merit badges!
"The so-called Religious Right says that gay marriage will lead to polygamy. They say that like that's a bad thing."
That reminds me of my summer of Ted, Todd, and Tad...
Excuse us, kind Sir, would you know a good place to get our crepe pans seasoned?
The merit badge in "Border Crossings" is more colorful in California.
On the down side, my scoutmaster says I am his slave, the plus side - I get a merit badge in leatherwork.
Eagle Scout, spread eagle... same thing right?
We don't see cookies, we sell me. Would you like a sample?
the heck with merit badges, I want a green card.
you'll thank me when I take your son on a camping trip and bring him back a man.
Say what you want, but OUR Polygamy cult doesn't have to worry about what to do with the children...
DRUDGEBREAKING...
Things got ugly last night at the "Border Crossing Jamboree" when Julio took issue with Pablo's decision to add taragon to his cumin and rosemary chicken breast with ginger glaze. First reports indicated numerous slap-bruises and at least 2 broken fingernails.
Developing...
AP caption: Folsom Street Fair crowd control officers report for duty.
Fox holds auditions for the live-action remake of the original "Radioactive Man" movie.
Little known facts about the Boy Scouts:
Baden-Powell's little-known half brother, Juan-Paolo Bathhouse, was Guatemala's most fabulous interior decorator, and the young boys who populated his academy would leave a legacy as lasting as his American sibling's.
Underage, illegal and fabulous: A polling-booth's-eye-view of election day in a Democratic precinct.
Dammit. Take two:
Underage, illegal and fabulous: A polling-booth's-eye-view on election day in a Democratic precinct.
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