1. "California, Here we come!"
2. A confused and senile John McCain gives Amnesty to illegal immigrant fudge-packers because "The candy industry needs workers!"
3. Andrew Sullivan was delighted when Amnesty passed. There was a 'job' no American had been willing to do for him for years.
4. The new scoutmasters came with personal recommendations from Barney Frank, Larry Craig, and Arnold Schwarzeneggar. What could possibly go wrong?
5. Apparently, there has been a miscommunication regarding the pronunciation of the word 'Webelo.'"
Best of Army of Dad
The Gay Scouts are all doing super, thanks for asking.
Best of Army of Mom
Menudo meets the Village People
Best of Chrees
Lobbying for "the love that dare not have its own merit badge."
Best of Silhouette
"Be Prepared" suddenly sounds like a double entendre.
Best of GregMan
On the plus side, the campground had never been more tastefully decorated.
Best of racerboy
Excuse us, kind Sir, would you know a good place to get our crepe pans seasoned?
Best of Seoulman (R)
On the down side, my scoutmaster says I am his slave, the plus side - I get a merit badge in leatherwork.
Best of Submariner
Say what you want, but OUR Polygamy cult doesn't have to worry about what to do with the children...
Best of mandible claw
Underage, illegal and fabulous: A polling-booth's-eye-view on election day in a Democratic precinct.