Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Embarassment


Best of divine miss m
"Those boots!" mused Cadet Weir..."Where do they get those fabulous boots?"

Best of Army of Mom
For the encore, the girls farted the the royal anthem "God Save the Queen."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The Brits have been there for America, and this American won't leave these Brits behind(s).

Best of GregMan
Once a few simple changes were made to the uniform, the military was allowed to open their recruiting office on Folsom Street.

Best of Silhouette
"Damn, did you all see the size of those moths?"

Best of mpur
Ha! And my friends said military school would suck!

31 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

A young Benny Hill's life course is irrevocably altered in this rare photo.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Who's a cheeky monkey? Who's a cheeky monkey? I'M a cheeky monkey, yes I am!"

mklasing said...

Hillary "unveils" her vision of the Armed Forces under her regime.

mklasing said...

Tax revenue in the UK has hit all time lows--budget cuts in the military have left everyone feeling a little cheeky.

divine miss m said...

"Those boots!" mused Cadet Weir..."Where do they get those boots?"

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, this was the sort of army I dreamed of joining one day.

Oddly enough, I have this outfit. LOL

Army of Mom said...

Obligatory cap:

We've replaced their uniforms with butt floss. Let's see if they notice.

Army of Mom said...

Obligatory cap:

Kobe we're open!

Army of Mom said...

Obligatory cap:

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Army of Mom said...

Psst, Cheryl, do you feel a breeze on your backside?

Army of Mom said...

Psst, Cheryl. Do you ever feel like someone's staring at you?

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I feel that everyone is standing at attention, including the little soldiers in the guys' pants.

Army of Mom said...

Little Paul realized that all the guys who called him queer for singing in the Vienna Boys' Choir were now feeling rather silly.

Army of Mom said...

Little Paul's realized that he didn't care if his son was queer for singing in the Vienna Boys' Choir as long as he performed at lots of shows like this.

Army of Mom said...

Little Paul's mom suddenly questioned her sexuality as she realized she, too, may be queer after watching this show with her son singing.

Army of Mom said...

Unlike traditional military training - in which drill sergeants had to bounce a quarter off the tightly made bed - this military branch meant you had to bounce a quarter off a tight ass.

Army of Mom said...

One assignment Ronald Zak didn't complain about shooting.

Army of Mom said...

For the encore, the girls farted the the royal anthem "God Save the Queen."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm dreaming of a different kind of "union", jack.

Jack Reacher said...

And they said there'd be no major changes when Brown became PM...

mpur said...

Mom?

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Brits have been there for America, and this American won't leave these Brits behind(s).

GregMan said...

The British government trains a new homour guard in case they ever have to greet President Shrillary at Gatwick Airport.

GregMan said...

If these cylons have a Plan, count me in!

GregMan said...

Do I smell fish and chips? Especially fish?

GregMan said...

Once a few simple changes were made to the uniform, the military was allowed to open their recruiting office on Folsom Street.

Chrees said...

"Ah, so that's where the phrase 'chaps my ass' comes from"

ochagirl said...

Britain finally break down and gave in to radical Islamists, but they did it with their typical dry humor.

(I seriously thought those were men at first. Oy.)

Army of Dad said...

Now this is a fashion concept that I can really get behind.

Silhouette said...

"Damn, did you all see the size of those moths?"

mpur said...

Ha! And my friends said military school would suck!