1. "See this kidney stone? Now do you understand why Senator McCain is such an ill-tempered crank?"2. "It's Hillary Clinton's soul, see how it still gives off a faint, hellish glow."
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5. "Did you just hear a tiny voice say, 'Mork calling Orson, Come in, Orson?'"
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No, no it is an egg in its shell... you are almost 25 years old, they never taught you this in school?
When one chicken loves another chicken very very much...
When the obsessively anal-retentive decorate Easter eggs, next on Fox.
Woman's thought bubble: "I have turned up my collar to indicate I am cool, but still all he sees are eggs, eggs, eggs!"
And as you can see, Andrew Sullivan's left testicle grew so large that his right one just shrivled up and all but disappeared.
Bob revels in the fact that his old plans for the "200 MPG carburetor" are once more in demand, and this time vows to make no mistakes.
The next installment of Indiana Jones takes place in 2011, with a Democratic administration: Indiana Jones and the Search for Eggs, Bread, and Milk.
The Baldwin brothers' brains are represented by this vessel. Stephen's is the inside, while Alec's brain is the hard--but thin and brittle--shell.
"Flux capacitor... fluxing."
"Can we eat it?"
"Ova my dead body!"
South Park ORA:
"Well done, Sarah... That's almost a full Couric, but we'll have to check with Zürich's European Fecal Standards & Measurements Institute to confirm."
The execs at Fox's Program Development department lay another egg.
"Carol, this is gonna sound... weird... but I have a strange desire to see you in a bacon bikini..."
"She said something about being proud of her country for the first time, let out a loud 'squawk', then left this behind the podium."
"I don't know if it's because I'm totally baked right now, but that is the most G..D. perfect potato chip I have ever seen."
Jim Henson takes a closer look at the damage to Beaker's nose.
Chicken embryo: "Do you f-ing mind? I'm trying to f-ing sleep!"
Professor stereotype #431. Next up...the bowtie.
Green-n-Gay Development Corp of San Francisco unveils their latest innovation in solar powered sex toys.
"It made my other fingers melt, let's see if it works on my pinky..."
"With this invention, I will finally prove to the world that it is possible to make an omelet without breaking the egg!"
"Jeez, I am sooooo sick of old guys trying to pick me up with the 'look at my cool pteradactyl egg' line."
Maria thought she had seen it ALL with johns and their sick perversions. And then Mitchell the "archeologist" shows up. Five hours, holding an egg while Mitchell pokes at it with his pinky, getting more and more excited. Whatever. Bills gotta get paid.
An elaborate setup for "pull my finger."
"It's a magic egg! I laid it myself!"
The Dad from "Family Ties" never returned to television but walked around random locations rambling about his "egg" theory to strangers.
Willie Nelson and Melissa Ethridge find the "Rising Phoenix" amulet. Hooray peyote!
2042 a.d.
In a world without hope....30 years after the Change, still no children had been born. The Elders watched themselves die off, without replacement. As this dismal existence trudged pointlessly on, the scientist and his assistant could not believe what they had found. A new world would be born, with hope and children and dancing and playing and squeals of delight .... and ... and ... oh wait, it's a chicken egg. Sorry.
My proctologist said this wouldn't hurt a bit, what do you think
the real way Cadbury eggs are made
the unibomber's other brother, the uni-egger
Despite a seemingly perfect argument, scientists remain unconvinced that this is how Senator Byrd (D) began
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