1. "R2!Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!"
2. Another blond dies in a tragic stripper pole accident, and walks toward the light.
3. "Oh, damn, it's the Rapture, and I'm a whore."
4. But, at Laura's insistence, Jenna eventually opted for a more traditional wedding dress.
5. I CAN HAS SKANK?
Best of Steve O
You can't afford it.
Best of Army of Mom
*singing*
These shoes were made for whoring and that's just what I'll do!
Best of Silhouette
"Stay where you are, hon. It's UPS. I'll get the door."
Best of Army of Dad
I bet it feels weird to for her to have her arms farther apart than her legs.
Best of curly
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” Jane’s new Russian contractor finally got the message.
Best of curly
Two boobs and an ass...but enough about the election.
Best of Tim
The wet nurses of the rich and famous
Best of Gagdad Bob
I'm at a floss for words.
Best of jeff
Body by Photoshop.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
People with "near death" experiences often describe a tunnel of light, blocked by a hoochie mama.
Best of racerboy
Watch it wiggle; watch it jiggle!
Best of prince of leaves
Carole Ann attempts to seduce a legion of horny ghosts back through the spirit portal, in this scene from "Pootergeist".
46 comments:
So THIS is a super delegate! Super indeed!
You can't afford it.
She has beautiful eyes.
V the K's an idiot! You don't wear a thong on your head.
Later this week, I'll be in V's stinger washing cars.
Kobe, I'm open.
What happens to strippers when they get married and have children:
*in my best DJ voice*
Now, in the main hall is Candy. Remember, she works only for your gratitude. Now, pick up your toys and go to bed!
*singing*
These shoes were made for whoring and that's just what I'll do!
Now, guys, refrain from the tacky comments. Have you seen this gal's pole work? She's an artiste.
*inside joke to Army of Dad that MAYBE I'll share later*
Victoria Beckham after a dye job, boob job, a few pizzas and a few months on the stair-stepper.
Oddly enough, Army of Dad wishes I had this outfit AND that body.
V, how did you get this picture of me?
When Army of Dad saw Candy walking down in the hall in the light, he thought he had died and Jesus sent him an angel, cuz this is HIS version of heaven.
What happens to little girls when they grow up if they eat all their peas and carrots. And, if they get plastic surgery and a sugar daddy.
"Stay where you are, hon. It's UPS. I'll get the door."
Hey Sil, good one ... now add, see what brown can do for you.
*singing* How much for that girly bimbo?
Oh, that must be the door to the kitchen. No way she fights to stay out of the bedroom.
Not what I meant when I said to put your hands against the wall, but I can make it work.
I bet it feels weird to for her to have her arms farther apart than her legs.
Walls moving, vision blurred, and my girl’s size 56 ass looks halfway decent…Yup, my beer goggles are working fine.
Bend over and touch your toes, while I describe the Two Americas.
Wow! I coulda had a Prozac and Viagra milkshake!
Queefquake!
I just can’t get enough of that Shake ‘n Fake rump roast. Yum!
“I love my size 36DDD boob job, but I’ve lost all sense of balance.”
The x-ray vision specs work well, but the peripheral vision aspect is a bit out of focus.
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” Jane’s new Russian contractor finally got the message.
Two boobs and an ass...but enough about the election.
The wet nurses of the rich and famous
Yes, indeed; Niki would never drown...
Subby woke up with a start to find out that it was the SEAT CUSHION that "could be used as a flotation device in case of a water landing," and NOT the attendent herself...
I'm at a floss for words.
Body by Photoshop.
People with "near death" experiences often describe a tunnel of light, blocked by a hoochie mama.
Watch it wiggle; watch it jiggle!
Cindy decided to put crazy glue on her hands, to see what would happen. If her roomates hadn't just left for the week, it could've had some humor value.
"Wait. Is that a girl or a guy?"
Bob felt strangely attracted to her, but couldn't explain why, exactly.
"Bokeh, when will you release me?"
Carole Ann attempts to seduce a legion of horny ghosts back through the spirit portal, in this scene from "Pootergeist".
Hillary was dissappointed; the new intern was obviously right-breasted...
Ahhhh...sunrise on the golden hills above Morningwood Valley.
Not surprisingly, she has also has well-developed back muscles.
It took 5 weeks for Stephanie to realize that the hallway wasn't a tanning booth; but what a GREAT 5 weeks it was!
Ok, next model for the thong shoot. Oh Christ! It's Jason Giambi in his gold lame tiger striped thong. Where's my eye bleach?
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