Thursday, May 15, 2008

Can't Get That Thong Out of My Head


1. "R2!Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!"

2. Another blond dies in a tragic stripper pole accident, and walks toward the light.

3. "Oh, damn, it's the Rapture, and I'm a whore."

4. But, at Laura's insistence, Jenna eventually opted for a more traditional wedding dress.

5. I CAN HAS SKANK?

Best of Steve O
You can't afford it.

Best of Army of Mom
*singing*
These shoes were made for whoring and that's just what I'll do!

Best of Silhouette
"Stay where you are, hon. It's UPS. I'll get the door."

Best of Army of Dad
I bet it feels weird to for her to have her arms farther apart than her legs.

Best of curly
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” Jane’s new Russian contractor finally got the message.

Best of curly
Two boobs and an ass...but enough about the election.

Best of Tim
The wet nurses of the rich and famous

Best of Gagdad Bob
I'm at a floss for words.

Best of jeff
Body by Photoshop.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
People with "near death" experiences often describe a tunnel of light, blocked by a hoochie mama.

Best of racerboy
Watch it wiggle; watch it jiggle!

Best of prince of leaves
Carole Ann attempts to seduce a legion of horny ghosts back through the spirit portal, in this scene from "Pootergeist".

46 comments:

Whacko said...

So THIS is a super delegate! Super indeed!

Steve O said...

You can't afford it.

Steve O said...

She has beautiful eyes.

Anonymous said...

V the K's an idiot! You don't wear a thong on your head.

Army of Mom said...

Later this week, I'll be in V's stinger washing cars.

Army of Mom said...

Kobe, I'm open.

Army of Mom said...

What happens to strippers when they get married and have children:

*in my best DJ voice*

Now, in the main hall is Candy. Remember, she works only for your gratitude. Now, pick up your toys and go to bed!

Army of Mom said...

*singing*

These shoes were made for whoring and that's just what I'll do!

Army of Mom said...

Now, guys, refrain from the tacky comments. Have you seen this gal's pole work? She's an artiste.

*inside joke to Army of Dad that MAYBE I'll share later*

Army of Mom said...

Victoria Beckham after a dye job, boob job, a few pizzas and a few months on the stair-stepper.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, Army of Dad wishes I had this outfit AND that body.

Army of Mom said...

V, how did you get this picture of me?

Army of Mom said...

When Army of Dad saw Candy walking down in the hall in the light, he thought he had died and Jesus sent him an angel, cuz this is HIS version of heaven.

Army of Mom said...

What happens to little girls when they grow up if they eat all their peas and carrots. And, if they get plastic surgery and a sugar daddy.

Silhouette said...

"Stay where you are, hon. It's UPS. I'll get the door."

Army of Mom said...

Hey Sil, good one ... now add, see what brown can do for you.

Army of Dad said...

*singing* How much for that girly bimbo?

Army of Dad said...

Oh, that must be the door to the kitchen. No way she fights to stay out of the bedroom.

Army of Dad said...

Not what I meant when I said to put your hands against the wall, but I can make it work.

Army of Dad said...

I bet it feels weird to for her to have her arms farther apart than her legs.

curly said...

Walls moving, vision blurred, and my girl’s size 56 ass looks halfway decent…Yup, my beer goggles are working fine.

curly said...

Bend over and touch your toes, while I describe the Two Americas.

curly said...

Wow! I coulda had a Prozac and Viagra milkshake!

curly said...

Queefquake!

curly said...

I just can’t get enough of that Shake ‘n Fake rump roast. Yum!

curly said...

“I love my size 36DDD boob job, but I’ve lost all sense of balance.”

curly said...

The x-ray vision specs work well, but the peripheral vision aspect is a bit out of focus.

curly said...

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” Jane’s new Russian contractor finally got the message.

curly said...

Two boobs and an ass...but enough about the election.

Tim said...

The wet nurses of the rich and famous

Submariner said...

Yes, indeed; Niki would never drown...

Submariner said...

Subby woke up with a start to find out that it was the SEAT CUSHION that "could be used as a flotation device in case of a water landing," and NOT the attendent herself...

Gagdad Bob said...

I'm at a floss for words.

jeff said...

Body by Photoshop.

Son Of The Godfather said...

People with "near death" experiences often describe a tunnel of light, blocked by a hoochie mama.

racerboy said...

Watch it wiggle; watch it jiggle!

mega said...

Cindy decided to put crazy glue on her hands, to see what would happen. If her roomates hadn't just left for the week, it could've had some humor value.

mega said...

"Wait. Is that a girl or a guy?"

mega said...

Bob felt strangely attracted to her, but couldn't explain why, exactly.

prince of leaves said...

"Bokeh, when will you release me?"

prince of leaves said...

Carole Ann attempts to seduce a legion of horny ghosts back through the spirit portal, in this scene from "Pootergeist".

Submariner said...

Hillary was dissappointed; the new intern was obviously right-breasted...

jbinnout said...

Ahhhh...sunrise on the golden hills above Morningwood Valley.

Steve O said...

Not surprisingly, she has also has well-developed back muscles.

Submariner said...

It took 5 weeks for Stephanie to realize that the hallway wasn't a tanning booth; but what a GREAT 5 weeks it was!

Army of Mom said...

Ok, next model for the thong shoot. Oh Christ! It's Jason Giambi in his gold lame tiger striped thong. Where's my eye bleach?