Thursday, May 08, 2008

Boi-oy-oy-ing!


1. Aerial view of the Silicone Valley.

2. Macrame Quarterly releases its much-anticipated Swimsuit Edition.

3. A Washington Post expose reveals the precarious state of America's Strategic Saline Reserve.

4. "Like the hammock? It used be Rosie O'Donnell's bra."

5. The primitive trap nevertheless worked perfectly. The Ewoks would eat well tonight.

Best of mega
It was truly a predicament: fix the nip-slip and risk falling 60 feet to the canyon floor, or hold on tight and look like yet another girls-gone-wild wannabe.

Best of jeff
The sultry scene ended 5 seconds later as Suzy overbalanced and flipped out of the hammock.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Making love to a girl in a hammock is like doing chain-shots of tequila: You'll both appear highly uncoordinated and you're likely to end up unconscious in your neighbor's yard.

Best of curly
Who knew that the Hymenlick Maneuver was a crochet term?

Best of Steve O
"Woman with enormous rack told she has beautiful eyes."
- *From "The Onion"

Best of shoechick
Saved By The Boobs

36 comments:

Jonathan said...

9021-HO!

mega said...

When LGF broke the story that it couldn't possibly have been her foot at that angle, the MSM issued their usual denials of photo manipulation.

Chrees said...

Two things that should never go together...a picture like this and Rosie O'Donnell's name.

mega said...

It was truly a predicament: fix the nip-slip and risk falling 60 feet to the canyon floor, or hold on tight and look like yet another girls-gone-wild wannabe.

mega said...

The media buyer for ArborLove.net was pissed, and it showed. "I said focus on the TREE, god damnit. Our readers want to see the tree action. It's blurry and dark."

jeff said...

The sultry scene ended 5 seconds later as Suzy overbalanced and flipped out of the hammock.

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I have this outf... oh hell, who am I kidding? This outfit would look better in a ball next to the hammock.

Army of Mom said...

See, Army of Dad tells me, what a great idea it was to get that hammock?

jeff said...

Thought bubble: "Blast, denim always chafes my nipples!"

mega said...

The giant fake boobs and her ability to do the Spock eyebrow thing were an unbeatable combination.

Army of Mom said...

If she is a Vulcan, beware a hand job or that Vulcan neck pinch thing could cause some serious damage.

Army of Mom said...

Ahhh, wearing Dallas Stars colors. I'm sure she is thinking "Go Marty Turco! Beat the Red Wings!"

duke of red said...

This outfit would look better in a ball next to the hammock.
Army of Mom, I must ask; I've seen you post rather, um, exciting things before, and it makes me wonder.....Do you, um, bat for the other team occasionally? :)

Army of Mom said...

Duke of Red - a lady never kisses and tells. Plus, isn't the intrigue much more exciting than knowing? Sort of like a gal in a negligee is more arousing than a naked chick. *ok, for most guys, shut up SOTG, Subby and Army of Dad*

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Udderly" intriguing...

Army of Mom said...
...Sort of like a gal in a negligee is more arousing than a naked chick.


*SOTG politely shakes his head "no"* :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Making love to a girl in a hammock is like doing chain-shots of tequila: You'll both appear highly uncoordinated and you're likely to end up unconscious in your neighbor's yard.

Speaking from experience... errr... on BOTH counts! heh

Army of Dad said...

Finally someone I can get behind.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...so then, just as she's asking me to put some suntan lotion on her, my freakin' dog pisses on the keyboard and I lost my connection!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ma'am, let's just go ahead and save some time here by assuming the answer to anything you want me to do is 'yes'."

Son Of The Godfather said...

South Park ORA
This 2000 ft tall sculpture is actually the entrance to the Breastriary in Nippopolis.

One of the best cheesin' episodes ever!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Why is my mind attempting to combine this picture with "The Stinger" picture to the right?

Son Of The Godfather said...

SKIP IF EASILY OFFENDED BY SMUT!:
(which means EVERY poster at Cap This will read it)...

"SOTG, I'll just stay right here while you go get a towel for the mess you left on my back."

Son Of The Godfather said...

...borrowing from my previous cap:

"How'd you put lotion on my back when both your hands were on my shoulders?!?..."

curly said...

“Sure it makes a sexy pose, but my pubes stick to the yarn like Velcro.”

curly said...

They might call it the Yarn Barn, but don’t confuse it anything with Enumclaw.

curly said...

A stitch in time could have saved Client Number Nine.

curly said...

The yarn hugging Tiffany was hired to lead Hill’s team to persuade the super-delicate Super-delegates.

curly said...

Tit knitting, next on Oprah!

curly said...

Who knew that the Hymenlick Maneuver was a crochet term?

curly said...

Sue Macdonald had some yarn, E-I-E-I-O
And with her yarn she had some silicon, E-I-E-I-O
With a "nip/tuck" here and a "nip/tuck" there
Here a "nip/tuck" there a "nip/tuck" everywhere a “nip/tuck”...

Steve O said...

"Woman with enormous rack told she has beautiful eyes."


*From "The Onion"

shoechick said...

Saved By The Boobs

Steve O said...

D-u-u-ude!

I would like TOTALLY make out with her!

Submariner said...

Army of Mom
...Sort of like a gal in a negligee is more arousing than a naked chick.

Son of the Godfather said...
*SOTG politely shakes his head "no"* :)


Subby just laughs uncontrollably.

Submariner said...

Sleep? uh, NO Bitsy; but I'd be happy to show you what we used the hammocks for in the south Pacific...

Submariner said...

♪Forever in blue jeans. ♪
Well, at least 15 seconds...