Thursday, May 08, 2008
1. Aerial view of the Silicone Valley.
2. Macrame Quarterly releases its much-anticipated Swimsuit Edition.
3. A Washington Post expose reveals the precarious state of America's Strategic Saline Reserve.
4. "Like the hammock? It used be Rosie O'Donnell's bra."
5. The primitive trap nevertheless worked perfectly. The Ewoks would eat well tonight.
Best of mega
It was truly a predicament: fix the nip-slip and risk falling 60 feet to the canyon floor, or hold on tight and look like yet another girls-gone-wild wannabe.
Best of jeff
The sultry scene ended 5 seconds later as Suzy overbalanced and flipped out of the hammock.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Making love to a girl in a hammock is like doing chain-shots of tequila: You'll both appear highly uncoordinated and you're likely to end up unconscious in your neighbor's yard.
Best of curly
Who knew that the Hymenlick Maneuver was a crochet term?
Best of Steve O
"Woman with enormous rack told she has beautiful eyes."
- *From "The Onion"
Best of shoechick
Saved By The Boobs