Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Another 47F

1. "Never gonna give you up/Never gonna let you down..."

2. Another group of converts accept Barack Obama as their personal savior.

3. A flood strikes the tiny African state of Jemimaland.

4. Unfortunately, Ibenezer African Methodist Episcopal Church chose to have their baptism downstream from the Bob Evans rendering plant.

5. The horrible day Rosie O'Donnell stopped retaining water.

Best of mandible claw
Leaked synopsis for upcoming HBO special "Recount 2: Levee": Chief of public works attempts to carry out Nagin's revival plan for city, but the flood of chocolate mixes with arsenic-laced water, creating a race of radioactive chocolate zombies.

Best of Rodney Dill
Soylent Chocolate is made out of Black People!

Best of The Man
Tonight on the season finale of "How it's Made": Chocolate Milk.

Best of Jack Reacher
When he achieved fame and fortune, the Tidy Bowl Man forgot his humble upbringing, and left behind those who worked so hard to raise him in the absence of his own mother.

Best of Silhouette
"Calgon, you mutha-f------, take me away!"

Best of mklasing
Casting a demon possessed woman as "Florida Evans" in "The Good Times Movie" turned out to be a terrible mistake when she summoned the flood of Satan during filming.

Best of mpur
Disneyland Ethiopia's water ride.Still way better than EuroDisney.

Best of attmay
WARE IZ MAH BUKKIT?

Best of Submariner
♪ Ol' black water, keep on rollin' ♪

Best of Double the U
Rain drops keep falling on the undead

22 comments:

mandible claw said...

AP Correct: Myanmarese flee rising floodwaters for the safety of higher ground.

(Original caption, "Single black mothers search frantically for their babies after President Bush and Blackwater flooded the streets with melted chocolate," may have inaccurately portrayed the events in the photograph.)

Submariner said...

DAILYKOS Reports...

Mayor Ray Nagin employs 100's of lower 9th Ward victims of George W. Bush in making his vision of a "Chocolate City" occur despite National Guard troops attempts to control them.

Submariner said...

"Oh Lord - when I said 'Send us water for our crops,' I only meant a little rain..."

mandible claw said...

Leaked synopsis for upcoming HBO special "Recount 2: Levee"

Chief of public works attempts to carry out Nagin's revival plan for city, but the flood of chocolate mixes with arsenic-laced water, creating a race of radioactive chocolate zombies.

mandible claw said...

WORST. WET. T-SHIRT. CONTEST. EVAR.

Submariner said...

Next on Oprah's book of the month segment: "How To Turn Your 72 Raisins Back Into Grapes"

Submariner said...

Shortest Quantum Leap ever;
"Noah?!? Oh boy!"

Rodney Dill said...

Soylent Chocolate

mandible claw said...

The Obama campaign posts photographic evidence that once and for all silences critics who say his great grandmother couldn't have led the Jews to freedom through the Red Sea.

The Man said...

Tonight on the season finale of "How it's Made": Chocolate Milk.

Jack Reacher said...

When he achieved fame and fortune, the Tidy Bowl Man forgot his humble upbringing, and left behind those who worked so hard to raise him in the absence of his own mother.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

90s pop sensation En Vogue's comeback tour, tonight on E!

Silhouette said...

"Calgon, take me away!"

Silhouette said...

Where will you be when Michael Moore's laxative kicks in?

mklasing said...

Casting a demon possessed woman as "Florida Evans" in "The Good Times Movie" turned out to be a terrible mistake when she summoned the flood of Satan during filming.

mpur said...

Disneyland Ethiopia's water ride.

Still way better than EuroDisney.

attmay said...

WARE IZ MAH BUKKIT?

Submariner said...

Wednesdays must be street washing days in Livonia...

Submariner said...

♪ Ol' blacks water, keep on rollin' ♪

Submariner said...

Young lion to old lion on the side of the river; "How do you get your food to wash itself?"

Double the U said...

Rain drops keep falling on the undead

Submariner said...

"...and never, ever let your gremlin get wet!"