1. "Never gonna give you up/Never gonna let you down..."2. Another group of converts accept Barack Obama as their personal savior.
3. A flood strikes the tiny African state of Jemimaland.
4. Unfortunately, Ibenezer African Methodist Episcopal Church chose to have their baptism downstream from the Bob Evans rendering plant.
5. The horrible day Rosie O'Donnell stopped retaining water.
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Leaked synopsis for upcoming HBO special "Recount 2: Levee": Chief of public works attempts to carry out Nagin's revival plan for city, but the flood of chocolate mixes with arsenic-laced water, creating a race of radioactive chocolate zombies.
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Soylent Chocolate is made out of Black People!
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Tonight on the season finale of "How it's Made": Chocolate Milk.
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When he achieved fame and fortune, the Tidy Bowl Man forgot his humble upbringing, and left behind those who worked so hard to raise him in the absence of his own mother.
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"Calgon, you mutha-f------, take me away!"
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Casting a demon possessed woman as "Florida Evans" in "The Good Times Movie" turned out to be a terrible mistake when she summoned the flood of Satan during filming.
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Disneyland Ethiopia's water ride.Still way better than EuroDisney.
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WARE IZ MAH BUKKIT?
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♪ Ol' black water, keep on rollin' ♪
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Rain drops keep falling on the undead
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AP Correct: Myanmarese flee rising floodwaters for the safety of higher ground.
(Original caption, "Single black mothers search frantically for their babies after President Bush and Blackwater flooded the streets with melted chocolate," may have inaccurately portrayed the events in the photograph.)
DAILYKOS Reports...
Mayor Ray Nagin employs 100's of lower 9th Ward victims of George W. Bush in making his vision of a "Chocolate City" occur despite National Guard troops attempts to control them.
"Oh Lord - when I said 'Send us water for our crops,' I only meant a little rain..."
Leaked synopsis for upcoming HBO special "Recount 2: Levee"
Chief of public works attempts to carry out Nagin's revival plan for city, but the flood of chocolate mixes with arsenic-laced water, creating a race of radioactive chocolate zombies.
WORST. WET. T-SHIRT. CONTEST. EVAR.
Next on Oprah's book of the month segment: "How To Turn Your 72 Raisins Back Into Grapes"
Shortest Quantum Leap ever;
"Noah?!? Oh boy!"
Soylent Chocolate
The Obama campaign posts photographic evidence that once and for all silences critics who say his great grandmother couldn't have led the Jews to freedom through the Red Sea.
Tonight on the season finale of "How it's Made": Chocolate Milk.
When he achieved fame and fortune, the Tidy Bowl Man forgot his humble upbringing, and left behind those who worked so hard to raise him in the absence of his own mother.
90s pop sensation En Vogue's comeback tour, tonight on E!
"Calgon, take me away!"
Where will you be when Michael Moore's laxative kicks in?
Casting a demon possessed woman as "Florida Evans" in "The Good Times Movie" turned out to be a terrible mistake when she summoned the flood of Satan during filming.
Disneyland Ethiopia's water ride.
Still way better than EuroDisney.
WARE IZ MAH BUKKIT?
Wednesdays must be street washing days in Livonia...
♪ Ol' blacks water, keep on rollin' ♪
Young lion to old lion on the side of the river; "How do you get your food to wash itself?"
Rain drops keep falling on the undead
"...and never, ever let your gremlin get wet!"
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