Thursday, May 29, 2008

And When I Get Really Nervous, I smell my pits like this


Best of Submariner
Know why she looks like that? I don't mean to brag, but I was just below the frame.

Best of mpur
Linda auditions for the role of Otto in the remake of "A Fish Called Wanda"

Best of mega
Pam had seen so many romance novel covers that she automatically affected a windswept-ecstacy look no matter where she was, even when it was completely inappropriate.

Best of Army of Dad
This Thursday is brought to you by the color yellow.

Best of Seoulman (R)
when I think about you I smell myself

Best of Seoulman (R)
Following the example of Coke and Pepsi clothing, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter entered the fashion industry.

Best of Army of Mom
When Army of Dad said he was having some yellowtail on the barbie for lunch, I didn't think he meant he was eating Barbie the yellowtail.

24 comments:

Submariner said...

What do Dracula, Ellen Degenerate and Andrew Sullivan have in common?
They all get aroused by this pic, but for different reasons:
Drac - the neck bulge
Ellen - the chest bulges
Sully - the dude behind her

Submariner said...

It's great to start the day with yellow. I mean, it's such a happy color, isn't it?

Submariner said...

Know why she looks like that? I don't mean to brag, but I was just below the frame.

Rodney Dill said...

bend... and... SNAP!

mklasing said...

Look at Rodney Dill with the "Legally Blonde" reference.--Look at me knowing that is what it is from--damnit, I guess I am metrosexual after all.

jeff said...

"Despite minor errors in neck sculpture, the Threlkins were very adept at mimicking humans."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ooooh, that manly smell of SOTG all over me... mmmmmmm...."

mpur said...

Linda auditions for the role of Otto in the remake of "A Fish Called Wanda"

mega said...

She was from the other side of the beads, and no matter what she did to get their attention, they lunched and laughed and totally ignored her.

Steve O said...

On planet Thoda-Byaar in the Delta quadrant. 10:1 says Captain Kirk nailed it.

mega said...

Pam had seen so many romance novel covers that she automatically affected a windswept-ecstacy look no matter where she was, even when it was completely inappropriate.

Army of Dad said...

This Thursday is brought to you by the color yellow.

Seoulman (R) said...

when I think about you I smell myself

Seoulman (R) said...

Gee, your pit hair smells terrific

Seoulman (R) said...

Following the example of Coke and Pepsi clothing, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter entered the fashion industry.

Seoulman (R) said...

At Seoul Rehabilitation Medical Center we repair the damage of years of pseudo-seductive neck curvature.

Submariner said...

Divine Miss M begins changing into her mud suit...

Army of Mom said...

Shhh, check out the yellow-breasted smellapit (genus: nonvirginous womanous). Known for its slender build, white belly, a yellow throat and breast, with a round tail and long legs. Mating usually begins when a male brings her several cosmopolitans, flowers and ends when he gives her a ring.

Army of Mom said...

Where do I start?

Yellowtail: the common name for dozens of different fish species that have yellow tails or a yellow body.

Anybody for a fish taco?
What did you catch at the lake today, Army of Dad?
You threw it back?

Army of Mom said...

When Army of Dad said he was having some yellowtail on the barbie for lunch, I didn't think he meant he was eating Barbie the yellowtail.

Army of Mom said...

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy.

Army of Mom said...

You are my sunshine. My only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away.

Army of Mom said...

I guess we found the muse for Cold Play's Yellow song.

YELLOW
Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah, they were all yellow

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn
Oh what a thing to have done
And it was all yellow

Army of Mom said...

The star of Big Bird's wet dreams.