Friday, April 25, 2008
Young boy enjoys boobies
1. Billy's parents hired Debby Lafave as a home-tutor. Years later, when they were too infirm to take care of themselves, he put them in the best rest-home money could buy.
2. A young Andrew Sullivan is horrified by his baby-sitter's inability to accessorize.
3. Eliot Spitzer junior is shocked that his father pays $1,500 an hour for such a manifestly incompetent baby-sitter.
4. The young Dutch boy required years of reparative therapy after being pawed over by the porky gay Shatneresque TV Star.
5. While Billy was transfixed, The Borrowers constructed a working gondola to help them access the higher items in the house.
Best of Army of Dad
Apparently these are a few of his favorite things too.
Best of Chrees
"Hi, my name is booby. I mean Bobbie. And I like video games and boobies. I mean baseball. I...uhhhh...have to go to the boobies. I mean bathroom."
Best of GOP & College
I swear! I haven't been weened!
Best of Rodney Dill
"Where's the blue feet?"
Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "I'm pretty sure I know why dad always takes her home..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Thought bubble: "Remember these for later use. Remember these for later use..."
Best of mklasing
In organizing his childhood trauma defense, Spitzer's criminal lawyers decide to mark this Exhibit 1.
Best of lawhawk
Kid, you don't know what you're messing with. It's not like flying the T-36 back home.
Best of Van Helsing
Next on the list of wonderful discoveries: beer.
Best of attmay
"Don't give me that 'just performing a mammogram' crap again or you're going to be the only denture wearer in the second grade."