Monday, March 31, 2008
*You* Tell Him His Skirt Is Girly
1. "Hurling Michael Moore's Turds" is but one event in the Trans-Gendered Socialist Decathlon.
2. 'Ow to Speak Awlstralyun: "Loogie"
3. Steroid abuse has now been linked to goiters.
4. That's either a tiny man or a GINORMOUS potato.
5. After eating an entire cake, Mittens hocked up an enormous hairball, which her owner promptly tossed onto the neighbor's lawn.
Best of GOP & College
After running out of midgets, the Highland Games had to improvise.
Best of Silhouette
New this summer, the Gillette Boulder(TM). A bold shave for the bold man.
Best of shoechick
You should see what the guys look like when they throw paper and scissors, too.
Best of Van Helsing
"Roll the ball at the pins? That's for pussies!"
Best of Submariner
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian;
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Rectum? Damn near kilt 'im!
Best of Two Dogs
The talent portion of the Code Pink Beauty Pageant was ALWAYS the determining factor in the contest.
Best of duke of red
Ha! I always knew I'd find a picture of Bret Favre in a skirt.....On the other hand, his arms really look good...
Best of Arcticman Speaks!
To demonstrate his belief that, IF IT ISN'T SCOTTISH, THEN IT'S CRAP! Angus picked up a huge piece and shot-put it a record distance.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Proud Oregon mother to be practices for the the first "Throw Conventional Wisdom Out the Window" Competition
Best of attmay
The plans to make The Simpsons Movie in live-action were scrapped when they saw Ewan MacGregor's disastrous audition for Groundskeeper Willy.