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Monday, March 31, 2008
*You* Tell Him His Skirt Is Girly
1. "Hurling Michael Moore's Turds" is but one event in the Trans-Gendered Socialist Decathlon.
2. 'Ow to Speak Awlstralyun: "Loogie"
3. Steroid abuse has now been linked to goiters.
4. That's either a tiny man or a GINORMOUS potato.
5. After eating an entire cake, Mittens hocked up an enormous hairball, which her owner promptly tossed onto the neighbor's lawn.
Best of GOP & College
After running out of midgets, the Highland Games had to improvise.
Best of Silhouette
New this summer, the Gillette Boulder(TM). A bold shave for the bold man.
Best of shoechick
You should see what the guys look like when they throw paper and scissors, too.
Best of Van Helsing
"Roll the ball at the pins? That's for pussies!"
Best of Submariner
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian;
Tiddly-twinks
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Rectum? Damn near kilt 'im!
Best of Two Dogs
The talent portion of the Code Pink Beauty Pageant was ALWAYS the determining factor in the contest.
Best of duke of red
Ha! I always knew I'd find a picture of Bret Favre in a skirt.....On the other hand, his arms really look good...
Best of Arcticman Speaks!
To demonstrate his belief that, IF IT ISN'T SCOTTISH, THEN IT'S CRAP! Angus picked up a huge piece and shot-put it a record distance.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Proud Oregon mother to be practices for the the first "Throw Conventional Wisdom Out the Window" Competition
Best of attmay
The plans to make The Simpsons Movie in live-action were scrapped when they saw Ewan MacGregor's disastrous audition for Groundskeeper Willy.
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...and we thought our democrat primary process was bad.
How a true Scotsman passes a kidney stone.
1) Ladies...Don't juice!
2) After running out of midgets, unfortunately the Highland Games had to improvise.
"And if you hold the rock to your ear, you can hear the bagpipes."
New this summer, the Gillette Boulder(TM). A bold shave for the bold man.
Why plaid? The polka dots just made me look silly...
Angus wasn't a big haggis fan and prefered to pass it quickly rather than to parade it.
Isn't that cute? The girlie-man is wearing a "black watch."
The first photo of the blood sucking vampire rock.
You should see what the guys look like when they throw paper and scissors, too.
"Roll the ball at the pins? That's for pussies!"
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian;
Tiddly-twinks
Oh Son-nic...
you know the rest ;-)
Because of economic crushing socialism, the Scottish still have to use cell phones made in the 1980's.
1) Rosie's been on a program!
2) Thought bubble: "I've really got to get one of those new, smaller MP3 players."
You can post all the pics of men in kilts ya want to, just as long as lingerie girl stays in the Cap' This! header for balance.
So the kilt wasn't enough? Someone had to design a sport so they could twirl around to show off their meat and two veg?
Someone's finally about to get a hella-clear picture of Nessie.
"Does this look malignant to you?"
That reminds me... finding out who the remaining Cylon is could be a huge letdown.
Rectum? Damn near kilt 'im!
Army of Mom demanded pictures of "hunky guys" on here, but V the K kept skirting the issue.
I liked her better with the Krueger claw and balloons.
I feel sorry for that Zombie blogger person at Berkeley... All the wierdos are just a stones-throw away.
A timely gust of wind revealed that William would also do quite well at the caber toss.
Hydrogen peroxide and a Q-tip could help with that little earwax problem.
The talent portion of the Code Pink Beauty Pageant was ALWAYS the determining factor in the contest.
Ha! I always knew I'd find a picture of Bret Favre in a skirt.....On the other hand, his arms really look good...
Testicle Tuesday, takes a breather, showcasing a festive summer fashion statement!
To demonstrate his belief that, IF IT ISN'T SCOTTISH, THEN IT'S CRAP! Angus picked up a huge piece and shot-put it a record distance.
...and I've got another stone this big under me kilt.
"I tellya, when one head's a woman who dresses ya in a skirt and constantly fights ya for motor control, two heads AIN'T better'n one!"
With time on his hands, Brett Favre adopted other athletic activities to keep in shape.
Proud Oregon mother to be practices for the the first "Throw Conventional Wisdom Out the Window" Competition
Angus loved his new Motorola Rokr
The plans to make The Simpsons Movie in live-action were scrapped when they saw Ewan MacGregor's disastrous audition for Groundskeeper Willy.
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