Monday, March 31, 2008

*You* Tell Him His Skirt Is Girly



1. "Hurling Michael Moore's Turds" is but one event in the Trans-Gendered Socialist Decathlon.

2. 'Ow to Speak Awlstralyun: "Loogie"

3. Steroid abuse has now been linked to goiters.

4. That's either a tiny man or a GINORMOUS potato.

5. After eating an entire cake, Mittens hocked up an enormous hairball, which her owner promptly tossed onto the neighbor's lawn.

Best of GOP & College
After running out of midgets, the Highland Games had to improvise.

Best of Silhouette
New this summer, the Gillette Boulder(TM). A bold shave for the bold man.

Best of shoechick
You should see what the guys look like when they throw paper and scissors, too.

Best of Van Helsing
"Roll the ball at the pins? That's for pussies!"

Best of Submariner
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian;
Tiddly-twinks

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Rectum? Damn near kilt 'im!

Best of Two Dogs
The talent portion of the Code Pink Beauty Pageant was ALWAYS the determining factor in the contest.

Best of duke of red
Ha! I always knew I'd find a picture of Bret Favre in a skirt.....On the other hand, his arms really look good...

Best of Arcticman Speaks!
To demonstrate his belief that, IF IT ISN'T SCOTTISH, THEN IT'S CRAP! Angus picked up a huge piece and shot-put it a record distance.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Proud Oregon mother to be practices for the the first "Throw Conventional Wisdom Out the Window" Competition

Best of attmay
The plans to make The Simpsons Movie in live-action were scrapped when they saw Ewan MacGregor's disastrous audition for Groundskeeper Willy.

37 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

...and we thought our democrat primary process was bad.

Adjustah said...

How a true Scotsman passes a kidney stone.

GOP & College said...

1) Ladies...Don't juice!

2) After running out of midgets, unfortunately the Highland Games had to improvise.

Silhouette said...

"And if you hold the rock to your ear, you can hear the bagpipes."

Silhouette said...

New this summer, the Gillette Boulder(TM). A bold shave for the bold man.

Submariner said...

Why plaid? The polka dots just made me look silly...

Submariner said...

Angus wasn't a big haggis fan and prefered to pass it quickly rather than to parade it.

Submariner said...

Isn't that cute? The girlie-man is wearing a "black watch."

shoechick said...

The first photo of the blood sucking vampire rock.

shoechick said...

You should see what the guys look like when they throw paper and scissors, too.

Van Helsing said...

"Roll the ball at the pins? That's for pussies!"

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian;
Tiddly-twinks

Submariner said...

Oh Son-nic...
you know the rest ;-)

mklasing said...

Because of economic crushing socialism, the Scottish still have to use cell phones made in the 1980's.

Jay Guevara said...

1) Rosie's been on a program!

2) Thought bubble: "I've really got to get one of those new, smaller MP3 players."

Son Of The Godfather said...

You can post all the pics of men in kilts ya want to, just as long as lingerie girl stays in the Cap' This! header for balance.

Son Of The Godfather said...

So the kilt wasn't enough? Someone had to design a sport so they could twirl around to show off their meat and two veg?

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

Someone's finally about to get a hella-clear picture of Nessie.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Does this look malignant to you?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

That reminds me... finding out who the remaining Cylon is could be a huge letdown.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rectum? Damn near kilt 'im!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Army of Mom demanded pictures of "hunky guys" on here, but V the K kept skirting the issue.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I liked her better with the Krueger claw and balloons.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I feel sorry for that Zombie blogger person at Berkeley... All the wierdos are just a stones-throw away.

Son Of The Godfather said...

A timely gust of wind revealed that William would also do quite well at the caber toss.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hydrogen peroxide and a Q-tip could help with that little earwax problem.

Two Dogs said...

The talent portion of the Code Pink Beauty Pageant was ALWAYS the determining factor in the contest.

duke of red said...

Ha! I always knew I'd find a picture of Bret Favre in a skirt.....On the other hand, his arms really look good...

Tim said...

Testicle Tuesday, takes a breather, showcasing a festive summer fashion statement!

Arcticman Speaks! said...

To demonstrate his belief that, IF IT ISN'T SCOTTISH, THEN IT'S CRAP! Angus picked up a huge piece and shot-put it a record distance.

Robert said...

...and I've got another stone this big under me kilt.

prince of leaves said...

"I tellya, when one head's a woman who dresses ya in a skirt and constantly fights ya for motor control, two heads AIN'T better'n one!"

Rodney Dill said...

With time on his hands, Brett Favre adopted other athletic activities to keep in shape.

Seoulman (R) said...

Proud Oregon mother to be practices for the the first "Throw Conventional Wisdom Out the Window" Competition

Adjustah said...

Angus loved his new Motorola Rokr

attmay said...

The plans to make The Simpsons Movie in live-action were scrapped when they saw Ewan MacGregor's disastrous audition for Groundskeeper Willy.