Saturday, April 26, 2008
You Stay Classy
1. "It smells like... oh, gawd, mom, that's just GROSS!"
2. "So, I'm guessing that finger means you blew my allowance on this manicure?"
3. Andrew Sullivan does not take kindly to young boys criticizing his nail color choices.
4. "What do you mean 'Must. Control. Finger. Of. Death?'"
5. "Au contraire, Mom, I know *exactly* where that finger has been."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Come on, Cindy... We both knew what this was. You are my babysitter for crissakes. We agreed: physical only, no emotional involvement... Could you toss me a Pop-tart on your way out?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Act tough if you want, Mom, but that picture of you stays up on MySpace until you come through with my allowance."
Best of mklasing
A young Spitzer caught in the very moment he told his "friend" that he forgot to get any cash from his dad.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Billy, it is time for your prostate check