Saturday, April 26, 2008

You Stay Classy


1. "It smells like... oh, gawd, mom, that's just GROSS!"

2. "So, I'm guessing that finger means you blew my allowance on this manicure?"

3. Andrew Sullivan does not take kindly to young boys criticizing his nail color choices.

4. "What do you mean 'Must. Control. Finger. Of. Death?'"

5. "Au contraire, Mom, I know *exactly* where that finger has been."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Come on, Cindy... We both knew what this was. You are my babysitter for crissakes. We agreed: physical only, no emotional involvement... Could you toss me a Pop-tart on your way out?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Act tough if you want, Mom, but that picture of you stays up on MySpace until you come through with my allowance."

Best of mklasing
A young Spitzer caught in the very moment he told his "friend" that he forgot to get any cash from his dad.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Billy, it is time for your prostate check

13 comments:

Army of Dad said...

I hope there isn't another pic in the series where he is licking her finger.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nancy Pelosi shows us, in a candid moment, how it's "all about the children".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Come on, Cindy... We both knew what this was. You are my babysitter for crissakes. We agreed: physical only, no emotional involvement... Could you toss me a Pop-tart on your way out?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Don't worry, sis... Some guys like acne scars."

Jack Reacher said...

"Act tough if you want, Mom, but that picture of you stays up on MySpace until you come through with my allowance."

mklasing said...

A young Spitzer caught in the very moment he told his "friend" that he forgot to get any cash from his dad.

Seoulman (R) said...

Billy, it is time for your prostate check

Seoulman (R) said...

Creepy babysitters and the pre-tten boys who love them on the next Jerry Springer

Seoulman (R) said...

Bitter small town America rears its ugly head.

Seoulman (R) said...

The tooth fairy was having some issues that night

Army of Dad said...

Billy's mom pays him back for all the stretch marks.

Army of Dad said...

No I will not pull your finger momma, that is gross.

Army of Dad said...

Maybe the top of the nail has a heart on it and she is actually showing her love for her son. You people are sick, taking a beautiful momment between mother and son and twisting it all around!