Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Yeah, it's a dog relieving itself on Natalie Portman
1. "And this is for Attack of the Clones. How do you like me now, Miss "I love the water'?"
2. "It's OK. After working with Hayden Christensen, I'm used to it."
3. Rex responds to the command, "Do what George Lucas did to the Star Wars franchise."
4. Rex responds to the command, "Do what John McCain does to conservative principles."
5. If you thought Fox had hit bottom with Who's Your Daddy, wait until you see When Animals Pee on Celebrities.
6. "I am never letting R Kelly dog sit for me again!"
7. Rex responds to the command, "Do what the bitter typical white American waffle cook did in Barack Obama's 'maple' syrup."
8. Creepily, half the male CapThis regulars are thinking, "I'd still lick her boots."
9. "I'd say it's time to put Old Yeller down. Fetch my Hello Kitty assault rifle."
10. "No big. Yoda did exactly the same thing between takes."
Best of Double the U
BAD DOG!, BAD DOG! Not here! Wait until we get home and I am naked.
Best of Capt. Queeg
NOT REX BOI DOG WUD HUMP LEG
Best of Jack Reacher
"In the bottle! Pee in the bottle!" It was always difficult getting Rex's monthly drug test completed.
Best of Army of Dad
Oh yeah she is a cute girl...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Best of GregMan
"Toto, NO! We're not on Folsom Street anymore!"
Best of GregMan
"Next on Fox, When Good Dogs Pee On Bad Actresses!"
Best of Van Helsing
"I named him Barack. He's just giving me what I deserve for being a typical white person."
Best of Seoulman (R)
How to get a leg up in the entertainment industry
Best of Submariner
ORA: It came as no surprise that the pup's name was "Jay Sherman."
Best of Army of Mom
Hey wait a minute. You're not some Chinese toddler and I'm not your mom! This is my actual juice bottle!