Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Yeah, it's a dog relieving itself on Natalie Portman


1. "And this is for Attack of the Clones. How do you like me now, Miss "I love the water'?"

2. "It's OK. After working with Hayden Christensen, I'm used to it."

3. Rex responds to the command, "Do what George Lucas did to the Star Wars franchise."

4. Rex responds to the command, "Do what John McCain does to conservative principles."

5. If you thought Fox had hit bottom with Who's Your Daddy, wait until you see When Animals Pee on Celebrities.

6. "I am never letting R Kelly dog sit for me again!"

7. Rex responds to the command, "Do what the bitter typical white American waffle cook did in Barack Obama's 'maple' syrup."

8. Creepily, half the male CapThis regulars are thinking, "I'd still lick her boots."

9. "I'd say it's time to put Old Yeller down. Fetch my Hello Kitty assault rifle."

10. "No big. Yoda did exactly the same thing between takes."

Best of Double the U
BAD DOG!, BAD DOG! Not here! Wait until we get home and I am naked.

Best of Capt. Queeg
NOT REX BOI DOG WUD HUMP LEG

Best of Jack Reacher
"In the bottle! Pee in the bottle!" It was always difficult getting Rex's monthly drug test completed.

Best of Army of Dad
Oh yeah she is a cute girl...FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Best of GregMan
"Toto, NO! We're not on Folsom Street anymore!"

Best of GregMan
"Next on Fox, When Good Dogs Pee On Bad Actresses!"

Best of Van Helsing
"I named him Barack. He's just giving me what I deserve for being a typical white person."

Best of Seoulman (R)
How to get a leg up in the entertainment industry

Best of Submariner
ORA: It came as no surprise that the pup's name was "Jay Sherman."

Best of Army of Mom
Hey wait a minute. You're not some Chinese toddler and I'm not your mom! This is my actual juice bottle!

28 comments:

Double the U said...

BAD DOG!, BAD DOG! Not here! Wait until we get home and I am naked.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Rex, do your impression of Bill Clinton "helping" Hillary's campaign.

Capt. Queeg said...

NOT REX BOI DOG WUD HUMP LEG

Jack Reacher said...

"In the bottle! Pee in the bottle!" It was always difficult getting Rex's monthly drug test completed.

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay, and there's another thing you didn't mention in your personal ad."

Rodney Dill said...

I didn't know Obama had a dog.

Army of Dad said...

Not exactly how I'd mount her.

Army of Dad said...

I CAN HAZ LEG?

curly said...

"Everybody's a critic!"

Chrees said...

What a Harvard education gets you nowdays

Army of Dad said...

Oh yeah she is a cute girl...FOR ME TO POOP ON!

*wv* mlold...only if she doesn't towel off

curly said...

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1. Why diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
2. Why dogs are a man’s best friend.
3. "Oh my God! I'm not a bitter xenophobic redneck gun nut religious fanatic from a small town, but I know what it feels like!"
4. No one likes receiving one of film critic Fido’s dreaded ‘One Leg Up’ rating.
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6. Sullys’ dogs seemed to share his extremist misogynistic beliefs.
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GregMan said...

IM ON UR SIDWALK P33ING ON UR CELEBRITIES

GregMan said...

"Toto, NO! We're not on Folsom Street anymore!"

GregMan said...

"Next on Fox, When Good Dogs Pee On Bad Actresses!"

Van Helsing said...

"I named him Barack. He's just giving me what I deserve for being a typical white person."

jeff said...

"Everybody's a critic!"

Seoulman (R) said...

Drip-toe through the tulips with me

Seoulman (R) said...

How to get a leg up in the entertainment industry

Seoulman (R) said...

Winner of the 2008 "I look like my dog contest" is...

Seoulman (R) said...

This is what I think of white shoes after Labor Day!

Seoulman (R) said...

65% of PETA members said they would pay for the Portman experience.

Interestingly, the same percentage of Star Wars fans wanted to be the dog.

Submariner said...

ORA

It came as no surprise that the pup's name was "Jay Sherman."

Submariner said...

ORA

"No, no, no! It's 'I break with thee, I break with thee' and then throw dog poopee on the the shoes..."

curly said...

Q. Why are women and fire hydrants alike?
A. They’re both basically useless until you want to hook your hose up to them.

Army of Mom said...

Hey wait a minute. You're not some Chinese toddler and I'm not your mom! This is my actual juice bottle!

Army of Mom said...

Psst. Hey dog. Yeah you. I got some people you can pee on. Will you work for Scooby snacks?

Army of Mom said...

You know, Nat, some people pay extra for the golden showers. Celebrities get all the special treatment.