Wednesday, April 23, 2008

World's Toughest Man Contest... Sponsored by Wendy's


1. And now, some womyn who don't feel oppressed by traditional gender roles.

2. "John! (punch) Edwards! (punch) Is! (punch) Good!"

3. DONKEE PUNCH: UR DOIN IT WRONG

4. DNC convention organizers consulted with Fox to find a way to make delegate floor-fights as interesting to the viewing public as possible.

5. During the Winter months, Heat Miser indulges his passion for Coed Ultimate Fighting.

Best of Chrees
A still from the live-action version of "The Incredibles," with Pink playing the role of Syndrome.

Best of The Man
Season 7 of 24 opened up with 4 episodes that were nothing but female cage matches. Ratings have never been higher.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Everyone knows when Pippy Longstocking has PMS

Best of Seoulman (R)
Float like a butterfly
Got to sit to pee

Best of lawhawk
The newest Wendy's ad campaign got off to a shaky start.

Best of Army of Mom
The latest Midol commercial was highly effective among the 18-25 cagefighting lesbian demographic.

Best of Army of Mom
Oz ratings escalated when the prisoners all became sex-crazed lesbians.

Best of Submariner
You.WILL.Give.Me.A.Moment.To.Tell.You.About.Ron.Paul...

Best of curly
Joan’s recipe for ‘pounded bacon-wrapped breast’ failed to win the Betty Crocker Bake-Off Classic, but did receive an honorable mention at the Folsom Street Fair.

Best of shoechick
I. Can't. Believe. You. Did. This. To. My. Hair.

This is the last time I visit SuperCuts.

Best of attmay
I!
Am!
Not!
Little!
Orphan!
Annie!

35 comments:

shoechick said...

And I thought Carrot Top already looked as bad as possible. That updo does nothing for his features!

Rodney Dill said...

I see Chelsea is still frequenting gay bars.

curly said...

“How dare you say that women with tattoos on their forearms are violent!”

Chrees said...

A still from the live-action version of "The Incredibles," with Pink playing the role of Syndrome.

The Man said...

Season 7 of 24 opened up with 4 episodes that were nothing but female cage matches. Ratings have never been higher.

shoechick said...

Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunder...
Thundercats HO!!!

Submariner said...

When did Cyndi Lauper join the WWF?

jeff said...

You!
Will!
Inhale!

Seoulman (R) said...

Steroids in McDonald's hamburgers made Ronald one mean clown

Seoulman (R) said...

Everyone knows when Pippy Longstocking has PMS

Seoulman (R) said...

Just another Tuesday at the Dykes on Bikes Sports Bar

Seoulman (R) said...

Float like a butterfly
Got to sit to pee

Seoulman (R) said...

John Edwards only wishes he could be this manly

lawhawk said...

The newest Wendy's ad campaign got off to a shaky start.

lawhawk said...

Who. Does. Number 2. Work For.

curly said...

I said (punch) eat (punch) your carrots!

Army of Mom said...

NO.MORE.WIRE.HANGERS!

Army of Mom said...

Loretta lost it when she saw what the stylist did to her hair.

Army of Mom said...

The latest Midol commercial was highly effective among the 18-25 cagefighting lesbian demographic.

Army of Mom said...

The latest commercial for Secret deoderant changed the traditional slogan to: Strong enough for a man, but we don't care because we just like women.

Army of Mom said...

Oz ratings escalated when the prisoners all became sex-crazed lesbians.

Rodney Dill said...

After being kicked off American Idol, Carly moved on to other activities to fill her time.

Submariner said...

Thundercat.
Ho.

Submariner said...

You.WILL.Give.Me.A.Moment.To.Tell.You.About.Ron.Paul...

Submariner said...

Girls, puh-lease! There's enough of SOTG to go around...

curly said...

They came first for the brunettes, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a brunette; and then they came for the blondes, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a blonde…

curly said...

When the ‘carrot and the stick’ approach fails…

curly said...

Joan’s recipe for ‘pounded bacon-wrapped breast’ failed to win the Betty Crocker Bake-Off Classic, but did receive an honorable mention at the Folsom Street Fair.

Army of Dad said...

Not how I would have mounted the blonde...

shoechick said...

I. Can't. Believe. You. Did. This. To. My. Hair.

This is the last time I visit SuperCuts.

attmay said...

I!
Am!
Not!
Little!
Orphan!
Annie!

Army of Dad said...

Oh you won't eat that?! Well here is a knuckle sandwich then!!!

Adjustah said...

Carrot Top's 'roid rage was unfortunately televised...

Steve O said...

Hillary.
Changling.

Steve O said...

INCOMING!!!