Thursday, April 17, 2008

Wet


1. "Tonight's forecast... windy and wet." Channel 7's weather reports have come a long way, baby!

2. Yes, but was she rode hard?

3. There is such a thing as female ejaculation... and then there's Hillary.

4. 'Ow to speak Australian: "Spit Take"

5. Client No. 13: Aquaman. Prince of Atlantis and notorious premature ejaculator.

Best of Army of Mom
Never tell me a joke with Sprite in my mouth.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The billboard ad for new "Bust-A-Nut" soda had the community in an uproar.

Bes of Army of Mom
Judging by how wet she is, she has DEFINITELY met my husband.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
What a coincidence, I have that output.

Best of Chrees
Ratings for American Idol went even higher when they changed the manner in which the loser was revealed.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Jennifer's pet peeve: Overzealous perfume-sample girls.

Best of racerboy
Usually I see golden retrievers going nuts after the sprinkler, but I suppose black labs have to have their day too...

Best of GOP & College
When it rains it whores.

Best of Steve O
Then the riot police responded with Weapons of Mass Turbation.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Andy Rooney: Have you ever noticed that there are no washers or dryers in women's prison movies.

Best of Submariner
I dunno what all the fuss is over waterbroading

46 comments:

Chrees said...

"They can employ Bull Connor-like tactics, but they can never take away our freedom! (to see Thursday babes)"

jeff said...

Fire Chief:"Um rookie, when I said she was flaming hot, I didn't mean you had to try to put her out."

jeff said...

George figured he'd call the plumber... in an hour or two.

Army of Mom said...

Oh, I see you have met my husband. He's clearly happy to have met you.

Let me get you a towel.

Army of Mom said...

Never tell me a joke with Sprite in my mouth.

Army of Mom said...

Now, let me get you out of those wet clothes. No, REALLY.LET.ME.GET.YOU.OUT.OF.THE.WET.CLOTHES!

Army of Mom said...

Looks like it must be hot water.

Army of Mom said...

Judging by how wet she is, she has DEFINITELY met my husband.

*bow chinky bow wow*

Army of Mom said...

Daffy Duck really should have that lisp corrected.

Army of Mom said...

This isn't what came to mind immediately when I heard she gave the guy a wet willie.

Army of Mom said...

That's one way to correct that 'not so fresh feeling.'

Army of Mom said...

Marla had to wash the image of the Ted Nugent wannabe from her eyes. Yeah, this oughtta do it.

Army of Mom said...

Cut! Cut! No one will ever buy this as a bookake shoot.

Another low budget pr0n shoot down the drain.

*insert rim shot*

Oh, gees, they cum in threes ... wait, fours ...

Army of Mom said...

I think I figured out why my husband and my 13-year-old son always want to go with me to the carwash. This happens every time.

Army of Mom said...

Suddenly, the appeal of the charity car wash at the grocery store makes sense.

curly said...

"Pleased to meet you, Mr. Spitzer."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The billboard ad for new "Bust-A-Nut" soda had the community in an uproar.

Army of Mom said...
Never tell me a joke with Sprite in my mouth.


Nice!

Army of Mom said...
Judging by how wet she is, she has DEFINITELY met my husband.

*bow chinky bow wow*


Dirty, filthy nice!... and AoD, wipe that smirk off your face!

Son Of The Godfather said...

What a coincidence, I have that output.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Wow, you're really handsome!... And I just love guys who are into guns AND Guitar Hero and live in their mom's basement! Do you want to..."
*SPLACK!*
"Oh, I see you're done."

...and I just caught V's #3... and died a little inside. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Meanwhile, back at the elephant sperm bank...

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

Electing Obama president is the same thing as hiring a sign-twirler to fix a leaky faucet.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Heavenly body collides with the Milky Way.

Son Of The Godfather said...

DRUDGEBREAKING...
Bill Clinton to reveal everything about his affair with Monica! Will be streamed live online.

DEVELOPING...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"G*d damned pop-up ads."

Chrees said...

Premature fulfillment on that audacious Hope

Chrees said...

Ratings for American Idol went even higher when they changed the manner in which the loser was revealed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Jennifer's pet peeve: Overzealous perfume-sample girls.

curly said...

UR IN ALL

curly said...

Sprecken zie douch?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Gesundheit."

curly said...
Sprecken zie douch?


Awesome!

racerboy said...

Usually I see golden retrievers going nuts after the sprinkler, but I suppose black labs have to have their day too...

GOP & College said...

1) When it rains it whores.

2) after 40 years as a Tibetan monk, THAT was quite a release.

GOP & College said...

Swallow this!

Steve O said...

Then the riot police responded with Weapons of Mass Turbation.

ochagirl said...

President Bush finally got smart and hired a team of personal relations experts to clean up the public image of Gitmo, and this is what they came up with.

Seoulman (R) said...

How often DO you walk your dog?

Seoulman (R) said...

Tammy is seen here enjoying one of the seldom mentioned benefits of global warming - rain that falls up

Seoulman (R) said...

Andy Rooney: Have you ever noticed that there are no washers or dryers in women's prison movies.

Seoulman (R) said...

Due to angry protests from bald men across America, the remake of South Pacific changed the lines of the classic song to "I'm gonna wash that man right off my breast."

Seoulman (R) said...

Despite wearing magic bracelets Wonder Woman was incapable of stopping the lawn sprinkler

Seoulman (R) said...

Islamic terrorists complained about having to watch water broad-ing at Gitmo. Which they claimed to be "pornographic and violated their rights not to have to be exposed to soap and water."

The ACLU lawyers assigned to the case were unable to comment due to dropped and misplaced briefs

Son Of The Godfather said...

Steve O said...
Then the riot police responded with Weapons of Mass Turbation.


Excellent!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

What a coincidence; I caused that outfit.

Submariner said...

I dunno what all the fuss is over waterbroading, seems like a pleasant afternoon to ol' Subby...