Friday, April 25, 2008

Well, This Idiot Is Delighted


1. Oliver Stone portrays a typical Bush cabinet meeting.

2. "No soup for you!"

3. "So, it's resolved. We will send a nice card and a basket of cookies to Jimmy Carter and the boys of Hamas for carrying on our Fuhrer's good work."

4. Ironically, every one of these guys has paid a Dominatrix to dress up as a British aristocrat and whip them.

5. YearlyKos isn't even trying to hide it any more.

31 comments:

shoechick said...

In an attempt to appeal to younger base, they are changing their traditional salute to a thumbs up.

Jack Reacher said...

"At first, I thought you guys were Nazis. You can imagine my relief when I found out your party is the National Socialists."

Jack Reacher said...

The Arbor Ridge Homeowners' Association votes on permissible house paint colors.

Submariner said...

Livonia City Council votes on zoning restriction.


5 absolute winners, V.

Submariner said...

Masonic Lodge induction ceremonies were always a closely guarded secret...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Madam Speaker, I just MIGHT have a historically validated method you might be interested in to solve your little "Republican competition" problem...

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Submariner said...

OK, that was 2 orders of a bagel with a schmear, 3 orders of a bagel with lox, 1 gefilte fish, and 1 matzo ball soup, right?

Seoulman (R) said...

Before the Earth Day conference began, Members of the NSP (Nature is Supreme) Party swore an oath to invade Poland and steal their carbon credits

(For what it is worth, as a Jew this picture really makes me squirm)

Seoulman (R) said...

"It was an amazing discovery to realize we were all Mosad agents planted to spy on this organization. There wasn't a real Nazi in the room." Commented Levi Hershel seated on the right.

Seoulman (R) said...

Hilary Clinton (D)was quoted as saying "We want to run this party like a camp and you know what I am talking about girlfriend."

Seoulman (R) said...

The Democratic National Convention planning committee ran into difficulties with the decorators who were told "Just look at our hearts and minds and show that to the people."

Seoulman (R) said...

Socialist... oh, that's very different. Senator Obama told me to look for a typical small town social event to speak at....Oh well as long as I'm here, you're socialists, I am a socialist...

mklasing said...

"Okay guys, I know you are uncomfortable with us secretly funding the Obama campaign--but seriously, he is only half black."

mklasing said...

(For my Longhorn friends):

"Yes, I am also an Aggie"

mklasing said...

"Thank you for that warm introduction Ms. Pelosi--and let me say you are doing a great job!"

mklasing said...

Seconds before being shot in the face, Heinrich shocked the crowd when he gave "Brokeback Mountain" one thumb up.

mega said...

For the sixth straight year, the local Marriott refused to give them an above-ground conference room with a window and sunlight, and quite frankly, it was getting irritating.

mega said...

Carl raised his hand. "I feel like we're just worshipping a bunch of Dead White Men," he said. The silence was deafening.

mega said...

Gunther had charged $1,170 worth of internet porn to his Nazi Club credit card, and the more he tried to explain it away, the worse it got.

jeff said...

"I'd just like to assure you that, unlike John Belushi, I LOVE Illinois Nazis."

"Do you guys have any pictures of Hitler smiling?"

Silhouette said...

Executives of The Gap, hoping to catch the next wave of the Che-Mao-Arafat mass murderer chic fashion, launch their new line.

Silhouette said...

Due to a really unfortuneate choice of logos, the Charlie Chaplin fan club was constantly misjudged.

Jay Guevara said...

1. "Will the superdelegates please come to order?"

2. (Pace submariner): "OK, who the hell ordered matzo ball soup?"

3. "Now to the next order of business: we must search out everyone who does not believe in global warming."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'm sorry, I really thought you guys would love the 'One-testicled-Fuhrer' joke... It absolutely killed in Tel Aviv..."

Wow, some great caps from everyone on this one... sorry I'm late to the Nazi party! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Who is this person who keeps f*cking things up for us at the Castle Wolfenstein outpost?!?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Little Known Fact #228:
Adolf Hitler invented the nonchalant covering of the inadvertant pee-pee stain.

lawhawk said...

Heil myself!

attmay said...

"Okay, who's the clown who ordered the kosher meal?"

Submariner said...

Oliver Stone gets his "Young Republicans Meeting" scene 'just right.'