Friday, April 11, 2008

Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together

1. "All right, Mr. Subby, now, how do you want your eggs?"

2. European women are advised on new techniques to avoid Islamic rape gangs.

3. Is there anything better to wake up than the sound of titsling bacon?

4. There's something totally not kosher about this pic.

5. Maylene is *way* beyond the "peanut butter on the labia" thing.

Best of Submariner
Bacon, Bacon, BACON!
Only one thing smells like bacon, and that's - WHOA! - BOOBIES!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
What a coincidence, I ate that outfit!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
A horny Ishmael Rabinowitz faces a dilema

Best of Adjustah
"You mean like this, Mr. Shatner?"

Best of curly
At least the broads from Bacon Not Bombs were patriotic enough to avoid using Canadian bacon.

Best of curly
America’s chitlins come home to roost.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Carol Brady suggested alternative ways that Alice could attract Sam's attention.

Best of Army of Mom
I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
and never never never let you forget you're a man

Does anyone else remember the Enjoli commercial?

Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I have this outfit in my refrigerator - minus the little boobs.

Best of curly
I’m not surprised to see bitter, racist bacon clinging to her guns with a religious furor.

Best of prince of leaves
When he learned how breakfast was served at this restaurant, Sully moved to a table with a hot waiter and ordered three sides of sausage.

80 comments:

Submariner said...

The other, other, OTHER white meat...

Submariner said...

Army of Mom would later comment, "Putting the thing on wasn't too bad, but cooking brunch for Army of Dad was a bi-yotch!"

Submariner said...

I dunno, Miss M; that's nice and all but I miss the mud suit...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cathy's last day cleaning the Jaguar cage.

Classic #2 from V!

Submariner said...

Bacon, Bacon, BACON!
Only one thing smells like bacon, and that's - WHOA! - BOOBIES!

Son Of The Godfather said...

What a coincidence, I ate that outfit!

Submariner said...

Welcome back, amigo. Hope your sabbatical was great. I'm heading to San Antonio next week, but it's business... (maybe get a little pleasure time...)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice Bacon Bits.

Submariner said...

I wonder if the wife will get upset when I bring home the bacon?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is Clive Barker writing again?

Gracias, Subby! Had mucho fun, but good to be back. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

I've heard of "bolgna nipples" before, but this is something... new.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I see the bacon and tomatos... what, no lettuce?

Submariner said...

I think I'm REALLY gonna like the new Rachel Ray cookbook!

Submariner said...

Anybody else have a hankering now to get a BLT for lunch?

Submariner said...

Sweeps week always presented unique opportunities on Rachel Ray's show...

mklasing said...

Fox News: "And now more photos of the strange torture techniques used at the polygamist compound in Texas."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Artery-clogging boobies?... What next, a diabetes-inducing cooch?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Green eggs are not the man I am,
but I could, I would eat boobie-ham!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ironically, her boyfriend's name was Jimmy Dean.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The meat is neat,
but a thong would be wrong.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Staring at this picture makes me feel like a filthy pig.

Chrees said...

Victoria's secret, unveiled.

Chrees said...

I think that I shall never see
Trichinosis as lovely as thee.

Chrees said...

The Pork Council kicked off their new "Other White Meat" campaign to cries of racism...

Chrees said...

What Jabba the Hutt really saw when Princess Leia was his slave.

Son Of The Godfather said...

A horny Ishmael Rabinowitz faces a dilema

Adjustah said...

"You mean like this, Mr. Shatner?"

attmay said...

That Sully-I-Am,
That Sully-I-Am,
He will not eat green eggs and ham.

attmay said...

From the spring collection at Miss Piggy's Secret

curly said...

After her date with the pig farmer, Peggy excused herself “to slip into something more comfort-food.”

Hey SOTG!

curly said...

At the hog auction, Sue discovered that the scent of fresh bacon was a better aphrodisiac than any cologne that she tried.

curly said...

The Frederick's of Hollywood in Little Rock, AR had to get creative to appeal to the local rednecks.

Submariner said...

Rosie O liked the look so much she wrapped a little fat back herself.


I threw up a bit typing that... and it wasn't a "little"

curly said...

At least the broads from Bacon Not Bombs were patriotic enough to avoid using Canadian bacon.

curly said...

What lurks beneath every bacon burka…

curly said...

America’s chitlins come home to roost.

Chrees said...

This warms the cockles of my heart. Well, it would have if my arteries weren't so clogged.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Babe: Pig on the T*tties

Son Of The Godfather said...

How to freak out gay carnivores.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rack of ham

Son Of The Godfather said...

Swinekini

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ta-Ta ham-mock?

Son Of The Godfather said...

...or ham-hock.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Carol Brady suggested alternative ways that Alice could attract Sam's attention.

Son Of The Godfather said...

We dedicate this picture to the mammary of Sir Francis Bacon.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Charlotte the Spider: "Hey, anyone seen Wilbur lately?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nips that touch swine will never... ah, who the hell am I kidding?

Army of Mom said...

I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
and never never never let you forget you're a man

Does anyone else remember the Enjoli commercial?

Army of Mom said...

*shaking my head at Subby*

Army of Mom said...

That's one way to get some foreplay out of your fella.

Army of Mom said...

I'm guessing the fried-up bacon only works as a training bra.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I have this outfit in my refrigerator - minus the little boobs.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad, run back to Kroger and grab another package. This one only has enough for one of my boobs.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Army of Mom misread the classified ad for a Meet-N-Greet.

Army of Mom said...

I love the unusual costumes at the Food Network's Fetish Ball.

But, I think my favorite was the hot dog that Duff from Ace of Cakes was wearing. Huh? That wasn't a cake? Oh my.

Army of Mom said...

Momma always said the way to a man's heart was through his stomach. I'm just throwing in the boobs for good measure.

Army of Mom said...

Et tu, SOTG?

Son Of The Godfather said...

There's at least two degrees of Kevin Bacon right there...

LOL, AoM... It means we luv ya! :)

Army of Mom said...

I see how it is ... you're just trying to get into my breakfast meat.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You don't have to be an Einstein to find out which little piggy "went to market".

Son Of The Godfather said...

If she's holding up a beer and a T.V. remote and clasping a burger between her thighs, each one of you will be receiving a wedding invitation.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No thanks, I'm a vagitarian."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The world's first USDA approved push-up bra.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Miss July" from the Jeffrey Dahmer calendar.

dj said...

Infidel porn.

dj said...

What ‘the breakfast of champions’ means to client #9.

prince of leaves said...

Oh, hey, look...there's a girl under all that bacon!

prince of leaves said...

You know, there's just something about bacon that makes everything taste better.

prince of leaves said...

Fille mignon.

Seoulman (R) said...

Xena, Warrior Grill

Seoulman (R) said...

Gonna bring home the bacon
Stick it on my chest
And never let you forget
You're the best

Because I'm a woman
By Enjolie

Seoulman (R) said...

PETA's (People for Eating Tasty Animals) counter-protest later ran into problems as the combination the salt and growth hormones in the bacon caused the model to resemble Rosanne Barr

curly said...

I’m not surprised to see bitter, racist bacon clinging to her guns with a religious furor.

Son Of The Godfather said...

curly said...
I’m not surprised to see bitter, racist bacon clinging to her guns with a religious furor.


HA!

prince of leaves said...

When he learned how breakfast was served at this restaurant, Sully moved to a table with a hot waiter and ordered three sides of sausage.

Rodney Dill said...

How do pick up Kermit the Frog.

Double the U said...

Breakfast in bed.

Dr. "Fido" Hardcrab said...

>>>

"It's BACON!!!!!!!"

>>>

Army of Dad said...

What Ted Bundy saw when he looked at co-eds.

Army of Dad said...

"Kiss my grits!"