1. "All right, Mr. Subby, now, how do you want your eggs?"2. European women are advised on new techniques to avoid Islamic rape gangs.
3. Is there anything better to wake up than the sound of titsling bacon?
4. There's something totally not kosher about this pic.
5. Maylene is *way* beyond the "peanut butter on the labia" thing.
Best of Submariner
Bacon, Bacon, BACON!
Only one thing smells like bacon, and that's - WHOA! - BOOBIES!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
What a coincidence, I ate that outfit!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
A horny Ishmael Rabinowitz faces a dilema
Best of Adjustah
"You mean like this, Mr. Shatner?"
Best of curly
At least the broads from Bacon Not Bombs were patriotic enough to avoid using Canadian bacon.
Best of curly
America’s chitlins come home to roost.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Carol Brady suggested alternative ways that Alice could attract Sam's attention.
Best of Army of Mom
I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
and never never never let you forget you're a man
Does anyone else remember the Enjoli commercial?
Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I have this outfit in my refrigerator - minus the little boobs.
Best of curly
I’m not surprised to see bitter, racist bacon clinging to her guns with a religious furor.
Best of prince of leaves
When he learned how breakfast was served at this restaurant, Sully moved to a table with a hot waiter and ordered three sides of sausage.
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The other, other, OTHER white meat...
Army of Mom would later comment, "Putting the thing on wasn't too bad, but cooking brunch for Army of Dad was a bi-yotch!"
I dunno, Miss M; that's nice and all but I miss the mud suit...
Cathy's last day cleaning the Jaguar cage.
Classic #2 from V!
Bacon, Bacon, BACON!
Only one thing smells like bacon, and that's - WHOA! - BOOBIES!
What a coincidence, I ate that outfit!
Welcome back, amigo. Hope your sabbatical was great. I'm heading to San Antonio next week, but it's business... (maybe get a little pleasure time...)
Nice Bacon Bits.
I wonder if the wife will get upset when I bring home the bacon?
Is Clive Barker writing again?
Gracias, Subby! Had mucho fun, but good to be back. :)
I've heard of "bolgna nipples" before, but this is something... new.
I see the bacon and tomatos... what, no lettuce?
I think I'm REALLY gonna like the new Rachel Ray cookbook!
Anybody else have a hankering now to get a BLT for lunch?
Sweeps week always presented unique opportunities on Rachel Ray's show...
Fox News: "And now more photos of the strange torture techniques used at the polygamist compound in Texas."
Artery-clogging boobies?... What next, a diabetes-inducing cooch?
Green eggs are not the man I am,
but I could, I would eat boobie-ham!
Ironically, her boyfriend's name was Jimmy Dean.
The meat is neat,
but a thong would be wrong.
Staring at this picture makes me feel like a filthy pig.
Victoria's secret, unveiled.
I think that I shall never see
Trichinosis as lovely as thee.
The Pork Council kicked off their new "Other White Meat" campaign to cries of racism...
What Jabba the Hutt really saw when Princess Leia was his slave.
A horny Ishmael Rabinowitz faces a dilema
"You mean like this, Mr. Shatner?"
That Sully-I-Am,
That Sully-I-Am,
He will not eat green eggs and ham.
From the spring collection at Miss Piggy's Secret
After her date with the pig farmer, Peggy excused herself “to slip into something more comfort-food.”
Hey SOTG!
At the hog auction, Sue discovered that the scent of fresh bacon was a better aphrodisiac than any cologne that she tried.
The Frederick's of Hollywood in Little Rock, AR had to get creative to appeal to the local rednecks.
Rosie O liked the look so much she wrapped a little fat back herself.
I threw up a bit typing that... and it wasn't a "little"
At least the broads from Bacon Not Bombs were patriotic enough to avoid using Canadian bacon.
What lurks beneath every bacon burka…
America’s chitlins come home to roost.
This warms the cockles of my heart. Well, it would have if my arteries weren't so clogged.
Babe: Pig on the T*tties
How to freak out gay carnivores.
Rack of ham
Swinekini
Ta-Ta ham-mock?
...or ham-hock.
Carol Brady suggested alternative ways that Alice could attract Sam's attention.
We dedicate this picture to the mammary of Sir Francis Bacon.
Charlotte the Spider: "Hey, anyone seen Wilbur lately?"
Nips that touch swine will never... ah, who the hell am I kidding?
I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
and never never never let you forget you're a man
Does anyone else remember the Enjoli commercial?
*shaking my head at Subby*
That's one way to get some foreplay out of your fella.
I'm guessing the fried-up bacon only works as a training bra.
Oddly enough, I have this outfit in my refrigerator - minus the little boobs.
Army of Dad, run back to Kroger and grab another package. This one only has enough for one of my boobs.
Army of Mom misread the classified ad for a Meet-N-Greet.
I love the unusual costumes at the Food Network's Fetish Ball.
But, I think my favorite was the hot dog that Duff from Ace of Cakes was wearing. Huh? That wasn't a cake? Oh my.
Momma always said the way to a man's heart was through his stomach. I'm just throwing in the boobs for good measure.
Et tu, SOTG?
There's at least two degrees of Kevin Bacon right there...
LOL, AoM... It means we luv ya! :)
I see how it is ... you're just trying to get into my breakfast meat.
You don't have to be an Einstein to find out which little piggy "went to market".
If she's holding up a beer and a T.V. remote and clasping a burger between her thighs, each one of you will be receiving a wedding invitation.
"No thanks, I'm a vagitarian."
The world's first USDA approved push-up bra.
"Miss July" from the Jeffrey Dahmer calendar.
Infidel porn.
What ‘the breakfast of champions’ means to client #9.
Oh, hey, look...there's a girl under all that bacon!
You know, there's just something about bacon that makes everything taste better.
Fille mignon.
Xena, Warrior Grill
Gonna bring home the bacon
Stick it on my chest
And never let you forget
You're the best
Because I'm a woman
By Enjolie
PETA's (People for Eating Tasty Animals) counter-protest later ran into problems as the combination the salt and growth hormones in the bacon caused the model to resemble Rosanne Barr
I’m not surprised to see bitter, racist bacon clinging to her guns with a religious furor.
curly said...
I’m not surprised to see bitter, racist bacon clinging to her guns with a religious furor.
HA!
When he learned how breakfast was served at this restaurant, Sully moved to a table with a hot waiter and ordered three sides of sausage.
How do pick up Kermit the Frog.
Breakfast in bed.
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"It's BACON!!!!!!!"
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What Ted Bundy saw when he looked at co-eds.
"Kiss my grits!"
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