Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Three Butt-Ugly Dudes


1. Hillary was incensed. "Chelsea Reno Clinton, you get away from those John Edwards supporters right this instant!"

2. Incensed by Bill Richardson's betrayal, Hillary required all of her operatives to wear "SPIC" T-shirts for a month.

3. "Wow! You are, like, the nicest guys I've ever been pimped out to."

4. "See, smiles are contagious... much like herpes, chlamydia and hepatitis C. By the way, Rick, there's something I've been meaning to tell you."

5. "No guys, it's cool. I've been comfortable with the gay thing ever since I was twelve years old and walked in on George Stephanopoulos blowing James Carville in the Rose Garden."

Wicked Best of mklasing
Chelsea misunderstood her mom's instructions to convert Obama supporters to her "team."

Best of Submariner
Double the U
If you two are not grabbing my ass, who is?

...Mom?!?

Best of duke of red
"Yes they're real, and they're specTACULAR!" Chelsea referred to the two boobs.

Best of Seoulman (R)

We three queens of Orient are
Pimped out by mom
We travelled so far
From DC to San Fran
Nowhere a man
Picking us up at a bar

Best of Seoulman (R)
Contestant number one: for ten thousand dollars and the trip to Hawaii...

Which of the people in this picture was, in high school, nicknamed "Pimped Out Princess"

.... Oh, I am sorry, the correct answer was all of them.

Best of ThatGayConservative
Is this some sort of Transgender 3 Card Monty type thing?

Best of curly
“This isn't the only pearl necklace I'll be wearing before the night is over.”

Best of curly
“Do you two have interns?”…“No, just AIDS.”

Best of Chrees
"Mom made me stop wearing the NIG shirt after the 3am commercial."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Just a quick photo, then we have to run, darling. Absolutely Fabulous comes on in ten minutes."

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beavis and Butthead eventually grew up, admitted that their adolescent posturing was just a facade to hide their true feelings, and became declared Super-delegates for Hillary Clinton.

ThatGayConservative said...

Looks like her gay pub crawl was a red herring.

Her shirt says "CONSPI(RED)"?

Her shirt says "B(RED)"?

Her shirt says "COMMIE(RED)"?

Double the U said...

If you two are not grabbing my ass, who is?

Submariner said...

Double the U said...
If you two are not grabbing my ass, who is?



...Mom?!?

Submariner said...

This would be kinda like a 3-way, only less filling OR satisfying, and much more wilt-on producing...

Submariner said...

I don't know which Spice-girl look you were going for, Chels, but you missed it.

Submariner said...

Having not eaten since lunch, going out for a "Cuban sandwich" sounded like a good idea to Chelsea.

duke of red said...

"Yes they're real, and they're specTACULAR!" Chelsea referred to the two boobs.

duke of red said...

Dude, I so wanna grudge-f*ck Chelsea, to get back at what her Mom's doing to US....

Seoulman (R) said...

Who let the dogs out

Seoulman (R) said...

Chelsea Clinton visited the Mardi Gras costume party at the San Francisco city jail yesterday.

Seoulman (R) said...

We three queens of Orient are
Pimped out by mom
We travelled so far
From DC to San Fran
Nowhere a man
Picking us up at a bar

Seoulman (R) said...

Howard Dean sighed as he saw that three more people joined the Red State Movement

Seoulman (R) said...

Contestant number one: for ten thousand dollars and the trip to Hawaii...

Which of the people in this picture was, in high school, nicknamed "Pimped Out Princess"

.... Oh, I am sorry, the correct answer was all of them.

The Man said...

No Chelsea, this is a Ron Paul meet-up group. Supercuts called, they want their haircut back.

ThatGayConservative said...

Is this some sort of Transgender 3 Card Monty type thing?

curly said...

“This won’t be the only pearl necklace that I’ll be wearing before the night is over.”

curly said...

“Do you two have interns?”…“No, just AIDS.”

curly said...

Chelsea at the Monica Lewinsky fan club.

Chrees said...

"Mom made me stop wearing the NIG shirt after the 3am commercial."

Chrees said...

You boys might want to express yourself with more pieces of flair.

Jack Reacher said...

I was feeling a bit randy but, suddenly, it wore off. Thanks for the photo, V the K. That did the trick.

Jack Reacher said...

"Just a quick photo, then we have to run, darling. Absolutely Fabulous comes on in ten minutes."

mklasing said...

Chelsea misunderstood her mom's instructions to convert Obama supporters to her "team."

Submariner said...

If there was ever a need for the "Queer Eye" team...

Submariner said...

When you're being pimped out by mom, what happens at Avalon Manor evidently makes the 6 o'clock local news in Philly...

shoechick said...

Curly said...

“This won’t be the only pearl necklace that I’ll be wearing before the night is over.”


Very nice!!!!!

Steve O said...

Sadly, only one was unable to win and beads by flashing her teets.

Submariner said...

Three heads...definitely a dog...wait, wait - I KNOW this one!
Cerberus - What'd I win?

Submariner said...

Is this the new recruiting poster for I-oughta Kappa U? You know, the Mob's Fraternity?

ThatGayConservative said...

No, Subby. It's "I Eta Pi".

Are those pearls or a static belay for muff diving?

shoechick said...

thatgayconservative said...

Looks like her gay pub crawl was a red herring.

Her shirt says "CONSPI(RED)"?

Her shirt says "B(RED)"?

Her shirt says "COMMIE(RED)"?



How about INB(RED)???

Adjustah said...

"Say what you want, dah'link; That's no Oklahoma t-shirt!"