(Kind of busy today, so I'm treating this target-rich environment as a free-for-all)Best of mklasing
Little Timmy Spitzer lashes out as a result of his father's controversy.
Best of mklasing
Timmy was upset when his Iranian classmate won first place for Killing Homos.
Best of Rodney Dill
"... and whore's never learn when to pull out of a Democrat Presidential bid either."
Best of Tremor
Killing them is the easy part, the hard part is getting Don Corleone to take care of the body for you...
Best of Submariner
Jack would also freely admit he wanted to become an apothecary in White Chapel...
Best of mega
By the time the State of California decided to assess the impact of Islamic Awareness Week and Dress-Like-A-Moslem Day in the elementary school curriculum, it was clear to most Californians that the effort had been an unqualified success.
Best of Seoulman (R)
The PTA suspected that little Billy Spitzer had help from his recently divorced mother.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Liberal groups were concerned until they realized how much rubber and plastics the whores were using without recycling
Best of Steve O
At first the school principal was skeptical of his project. But as long as he didn't draw any pictures of a gun, or hug any girls, it was ok.
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"... And you can tell they're whores if they f**k on the first date."
Any wonder he's a Kennedy?
Amazingly enough his science project is on alternate high efficiency fuels using dead whores.
"I got the idea for my project from our neighbor's dog."
Little Timmy Spitzer lashes out as a result of his father's controversy.
Timmy was upset when his Iranian classmate won first place for Killing Homos.
"... and whore's never learn when to pull out of a Democrat Presidential bid either."
Killing them is the easy part, the hard part is getting Don Corleone to take care of the body for you...
What're the odds? He caused Code Pink.
Literary ORA:
Jack would also freely admit he wanted to become an apothecary in White Chapel...
Yessir, it isn't gonna be a good week when it starts with Billy asking for your mom's picture for his science project...
By the time the State of California decided to assess the impact of Islamic Awareness Week and Dress-Like-A-Moslem Day in the elementary school curriculum, it was clear to most Californians that the effort had been an unqualified success.
The PTA suspected that little Billy Spitzer had help from his mother.
Liberal groups were concerned until they realized how much rubber and plastics the women were using without recycling
Little Billy smiled after learning that first prize was a field trip of his choice.
The NEA was upset with Billy's project citing correctly spelled words as proof he was a homeschool ringer.
The final Hannibal Lector film about a 10 year old profiler entitled "Squeal of the Runt"
A massive misunderstanding of the Ace of Spades lifestyle
He looks like the kind of kid who's going to have to use whores in the future.
Skylaer's first prize award would later be rescinded on separation of church and state grounds, when he admitted his "research" had done double-duty as sacrificial offerings to Lucifer. On the bright side, he was offered several full-ride scholarships to ivy-league colleges, seemingly out of the blue.
Skylaer smiled...the first prize award this year more than made up for his "Combustibility of Juvenile Felines" project taking second place to Becky Armitage's pedestrian plant experiments last year. The sweetest part, though, had been Becky's contribution to his "research"...
Little did Johnny know that next year he himself would become the subject of a class project by some 8th grade girls.
At first the school principal was skeptical of his project. But as long as he didn't draw any pictures of a gun, or hug any girls, it was ok.
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